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re: Funniest or Most Embarrassing Thing Your Child Has Said/Done in Public
Posted on 4/24/17 at 8:10 pm to OweO
Posted on 4/24/17 at 8:10 pm to OweO
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because you have a certain mindset, do you really think he is that petty? "I hate white people. I am half white, I was raised by white people, but I hate them
I was just asking a question. For the record, I think neither is racist. I think Obama is an opportunist and a socialist.
Posted on 4/24/17 at 8:12 pm to OweO
quote:He called his grandmother a racist.
"I hate white people. I am half white, I was raised by white people, but I hate them".
Posted on 4/24/17 at 8:15 pm to Hoyt
Pissed a giant puddle on the floor of a mexican resturaunt
Posted on 4/24/17 at 8:17 pm to Hoyt
I don't have kids but when I was very little I was mostly exposed only to country music. I'm told one day we were in a store with pop music playing and I asked my mom very loudly "is this black people music?"
Posted on 4/24/17 at 8:19 pm to Hoyt
We were at Magic Kingdom about a year and a half ago. Sitting on concrete surrounding some raised flower beds. Looked back to see my 4 year old with his pants to his ankles pissing in the flower beds. His bare butt was at eye level for everyone to see.
Posted on 4/24/17 at 8:20 pm to adavis
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" Midget dude gave me a go-to-hell look
Prick
Kids are always curious about my wheelchair. It's kids, they are going to stair, point.. Depending on the situation, I will talk to them, give them five, whatever..
My friends kids, who have been around me since they were babies are use of me playing around with them. Play ball, getting them worked up, letting them ride on back of my chair, etc and there have been a few times when one of them seen someone in a wheelchair, in public and they said something out loud like "I want to ride on the back!". This was several years ago, but one of them saw someone in wheelchair, at the doctor's. Evidently it was someone who wasn't very mobile and their kid keep saying to them "can he play basketball with me?"..
My friend said it was kind of fricked up, but he had to keep from laughing because, it was almost as if his kid was fricking with the person asking him "can he play basketball with me?"
Posted on 4/24/17 at 8:33 pm to UpToPar
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- Colin Kapernick
Kapernick is more of an idiot than he is racist.
He started "protesting" the 3rd preseason game of the year. Around this time last year he made a comment that he didn't want to play for Chip Kelly. Although he later retracted his statement, I just think it is interesting he suddenly felt the need to "protest" when final roster cuts were right around the corner.
I will bet any money that he was trying to get them to either trade him or cut him so he could go to another team. Instead it blew up and he rolled with it. He got what he wanted when the season was over.. Which was out of San Francisco.. And since then, there has been little interest in him.. And it has nothing to do with the shite he was doing.. If he is as good as he think he is, teams in need of a QB would have no problem picking him up, but the reality is. He fit into Jim Harbaugh's system, but he sucks as a pocket passer.. So once no team was showing interest in him. He donates money to "meals on wheels" to try to do damage control to his image...
My point is.. He is just a jackass.
Posted on 4/24/17 at 8:38 pm to Hoyt
When he was a kid, friend of mine got on the elevator with his mom and a nun was on the elevator. Kid looks at the nun and says "MOM ... A WITCH!!"
Posted on 4/24/17 at 8:40 pm to Scruffy
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He called his grandmother a racist.
He might have.. And to be honest, I really don't give a shite, but can you provide a reliable source that states this?
Posted on 4/24/17 at 8:40 pm to Hoyt
When my son was 3 we were at a restaurant. He wasn't completely potty trained an had an accident. That's when I realized I'd forgotten the diaper bag. So I took him to the bathroom and cleaned him up, got rid of the package, and then just put his shorts on commando since he was finished his business. Once back at the table he starts playing around and ends up underneath the table, then he got quiet. When I looked under there to see what he was up to, I saw "IT" before I saw him, he wasn't even close to finished.
Posted on 4/24/17 at 8:42 pm to Hoyt
I randomly called another kid who was black the N word in a convenience store when I was 3, in front of my mom and everyone else.
I had seen it on blazing saddles and didnt know what it meant.
I had seen it on blazing saddles and didnt know what it meant.
Posted on 4/24/17 at 8:43 pm to SEClint
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I had seen it on blazing saddles and didnt know what it meant.
If someone made a movie like blazing saddles, today... People would go nuts. But that movie is still funny.
Posted on 4/24/17 at 8:45 pm to OweO
Do you have kids? I ask this because all you do is post shite on here
And usually it's actual shite
And usually it's actual shite
Posted on 4/24/17 at 9:00 pm to Hoyt
My son, 4 years old, was sitting at a table at a donut shop while i was in line. A guy walked in everybit of 6'5 400lbs. My son just said "WOW DAD!!! LOOK AT HIM!!" Then he just bust out laughing damn near falling out of the chair.
The guy just looked at me and said.... don't worry man. It happens all the time. I felt horrible.
The guy just looked at me and said.... don't worry man. It happens all the time. I felt horrible.
Posted on 4/24/17 at 9:17 pm to Hoyt
Not so much public but in front of my 84 yr. old mother, 4 yr old son's grandmother, when she asked wife why they were so late, son said " we caught a fricking train". Wife almost hyperventilated. Mother almost wet her pants laughing.
Posted on 4/24/17 at 10:01 pm to Hoyt
Learned my two year old had a stomach bug while seated at a middle both at a packed Chick-fil-a one morning. Not her fault but she could not stop throwing up. Luckily an older gentleman started shouting "Woo! Woo! Woo!" thus alerting everyone in the Chick-fil-a. It got so quiet you could hear the throw up dripping on the floor.
I'm not, but an OT baller would have gotten his free refill before leaving.
I'm not, but an OT baller would have gotten his free refill before leaving.
Posted on 4/24/17 at 10:56 pm to Hoyt
Well this thread got derailed.
3 year old mini DonChowder was standing on the seat on a plane as we were boarding. He rips a loud fart and looks at the guy sitting next to where he's standing and says "yeah...that was me". Deadpan. I was so embarrassed but not so embarrassed that I didn't laugh my arse off.
3 year old mini DonChowder was standing on the seat on a plane as we were boarding. He rips a loud fart and looks at the guy sitting next to where he's standing and says "yeah...that was me". Deadpan. I was so embarrassed but not so embarrassed that I didn't laugh my arse off.
Posted on 4/24/17 at 11:00 pm to DonChowder
4yo sees a little person for the first time is his life. Thinks it is funniest shite he's ever seen.
I'm walking around the store and my son is laughing his arse off, attempting to follow the little person around the store.
I'm walking around the store and my son is laughing his arse off, attempting to follow the little person around the store.
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