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Friend glued bunch of dildos on friend’s back while he was sleeping lol

Posted on 2/9/19 at 11:29 pm
Posted by Byrdybyrd05
Member since Nov 2014
25711 posts
Posted on 2/9/19 at 11:29 pm
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He had to go to the emergency room to get them off his back lol
Posted by Bustedsack
Member since Dec 2017
4387 posts
Posted on 2/9/19 at 11:30 pm to
Ring toss?
Posted by DollaChoppa
I Simp for ACC
Member since May 2008
84774 posts
Posted on 2/9/19 at 11:31 pm to
Weird that you made this thread like it happened to your group of friends.

Also weird that they wouldnt like, idk, cut most of the dildo off before going to hospital.

Fake
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
14852 posts
Posted on 2/9/19 at 11:31 pm to
looks like a dickasaurus
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
28343 posts
Posted on 2/9/19 at 11:32 pm to
Posted by Sentrius
Fort Rozz
Member since Jun 2011
64757 posts
Posted on 2/9/19 at 11:33 pm to
If a "friend" intentionally did something to me that requires me to go to the hospital and fork over hundreds if not thousands of dollars for medical bills and possibly make my insurance go up, that "friend" would no longer be just that at all.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113946 posts
Posted on 2/9/19 at 11:33 pm to
I would have tried everything possible before going to the hospital.
Posted by sta4ever
The Pit
Member since Aug 2014
15153 posts
Posted on 2/9/19 at 11:35 pm to
Yeah that wasn’t your friends
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
65497 posts
Posted on 2/9/19 at 11:36 pm to
Seems like an expensive prank
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113946 posts
Posted on 2/9/19 at 11:37 pm to
quote:

Also weird that they wouldnt like, idk, cut most of the dildo off before going to hospital.


No shite.. It seems like they didn't even try to do anything to see if they could get them off. As if they wanted him to go to the hospital.

And if they were going to do it, they should have did it right. They should have gotten dildos that looked more dick like instead of a bunch of different colored ones.
Posted by YipSkiddlyDooo
Member since Apr 2013
3636 posts
Posted on 2/9/19 at 11:41 pm to
Well they are in a foreign country so the ED visit was probably “free”... I mean that’s what the Dems say
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
22163 posts
Posted on 2/9/19 at 11:44 pm to
Never fall asleep around white people. They'll always do something to you that involves dicks.
Posted by JonTheTigerFan
Central, LA
Member since Nov 2003
6784 posts
Posted on 2/9/19 at 11:48 pm to
Why did said friends have a dozen dildos laying around in the first place?
Posted by CarrolltonTiger
New Orleans
Member since Aug 2005
50291 posts
Posted on 2/9/19 at 11:57 pm to
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Why did said friends have a dozen dildos laying around in the first place?



I assumed they were all gay.
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 2/9/19 at 11:57 pm to
Seems like you could get some kind of solvent or alcohol or something from a hardware store that could break up the glue. A google says to use acetone. So nail polish remover that I think you should be able to get from your local drug store. Just get somebody to run a 5 minute errand and get that shite off.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134860 posts
Posted on 2/10/19 at 12:02 am to
So, in an effort to look less gay, he put on his best red seqiun short shorts with dicks glued to his back to go to the hospital?
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
24581 posts
Posted on 2/10/19 at 12:14 am to
I would have called over 12 hoes
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 2/10/19 at 12:17 am to
What a dick move.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
25624 posts
Posted on 2/10/19 at 12:18 am to
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acetone


I was going to say I would take a bath in acetone before going to the hospital with dicks on my back.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
35399 posts
Posted on 2/10/19 at 12:27 am to
The dogs thought the dildos were their chew toys
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