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Friday traffic lesson: flashing yellow traffic light

Posted on 5/10/19 at 11:56 am
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
29215 posts
Posted on 5/10/19 at 11:56 am
Do not fricking stop at flashing yellow traffic lights.


Next week's lesson: Do truckers flashing their hazards at you mean you're gay?
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
40091 posts
Posted on 5/10/19 at 11:57 am to
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Do not fricking stop at flashing yellow traffic lights.


but you do need to slow down and look around

quote:

Next week's lesson: Do truckers flashing their hazards at you mean you're gay?


IF you have to ask; then you are gay.
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
67867 posts
Posted on 5/10/19 at 11:59 am to


Full video
This post was edited on 5/10/19 at 12:05 pm
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
89773 posts
Posted on 5/10/19 at 11:59 am to
Too many

(1) Stupid People
(2) Bad drivers

to police this.
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
34940 posts
Posted on 5/10/19 at 12:00 pm to
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Friday traffic lesson


If you’re the first car coming up to a pace light on an on ramp, YOU DO NOT STOP.

The light will turn green as soon as you cross the little sensor.

Also, if you self pace by 2-3 seconds, you also don’t need to come to a stop!

The more you know.
This post was edited on 5/10/19 at 12:02 pm
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27349 posts
Posted on 5/10/19 at 12:04 pm to
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Next week's lesson: Do truckers flashing their hazards at you mean you're gay?


It means "thank you" or "my bad"

Hit your flashers 6x in rapid succession.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27349 posts
Posted on 5/10/19 at 12:05 pm to
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If you’re the first car coming up to a pace light on an on ramp, YOU DO NOT STOP.

The light will turn green as soon as you cross the little sensor.


Never stopping at all works too
Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
22062 posts
Posted on 5/10/19 at 12:11 pm to
I'm gonna request a lesson for the unwashed masses on roundabouts as well, and not stopping before you enter of there's no traffic coming.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63873 posts
Posted on 5/10/19 at 12:12 pm to
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This post was edited on 5/10/19 at 12:14 pm
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
34998 posts
Posted on 5/10/19 at 12:17 pm to
In driving school they teach defensive driving which is basically a safety first approach. For that reason I always stop even though I know I don’t have to. If you’re in such a hurry that you can’t be safe try to wake up earlier.
Posted by potent357
Prairieville
Member since Jan 2010
4029 posts
Posted on 5/10/19 at 12:27 pm to
quote:

Do not fricking stop at flashing yellow traffic lights.
What if all 4 directions are flashing yellow?
Posted by MountainTiger
The foot of Mt. Belzoni
Member since Dec 2008
14661 posts
Posted on 5/10/19 at 12:29 pm to
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What if all 4 directions are flashing yellow?

They aren't. But if they are, then you have the basis for a lawsuit.
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
12856 posts
Posted on 5/10/19 at 12:39 pm to
quote:

(1) Stupid People
(2) Bad drivers


The two aren't mutually exclusive.
Posted by iAmBatman
The Batcave
Member since Mar 2011
12382 posts
Posted on 5/10/19 at 12:41 pm to
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For that reason I always stop even though I know I don’t have to.


also, you're a fricking moron
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65681 posts
Posted on 5/10/19 at 12:44 pm to
quote:

Do not fricking stop at flashing yellow traffic lights.



don't tell me what to do.

quote:

Do truckers flashing their hazards at you mean you're gay?




if they are getting over in front of you, they are thanking you for letting them over.
Posted by potent357
Prairieville
Member since Jan 2010
4029 posts
Posted on 5/10/19 at 12:46 pm to
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They aren't. But if they are, then you have the basis for a lawsuit.
bullshite. I have also heard that all 4 can't be red but I have witnessed it more than once. A lawsuit is going to do you a lot of good when you are dead because the other person with a flashing yellow also felt they had the right of way.
Posted by facher08
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
4313 posts
Posted on 5/10/19 at 12:49 pm to
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They aren't. But if they are, then you have the basis for a lawsuit.


But some of these idiots that we are talking about don't realize this. They stop at the flashing red, assume that the cross street also has a flashing red for 4 way stop, then proceed roll through the intersection causing the people going through the yellow light to slam on their breaks. For this reason, I'm still cautious.
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
7793 posts
Posted on 5/10/19 at 12:49 pm to
quote:

Do not fricking stop at flashing yellow traffic lights.



Sorry, but when else am I supposed to open a fresh beer?
Posted by dj30
New Orleans
Member since Feb 2006
28714 posts
Posted on 5/10/19 at 12:53 pm to
quote:

But if they are, then you have the basis for a lawsuit.


You might be dead by this time.
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86438 posts
Posted on 5/10/19 at 12:55 pm to
quote:

Friday traffic lesson


Those "No Thru Traffic" signs at gas stations/grocery stores/etc trying to prevent people from cutting through the lot to get to another street are meaningless and unenforceable. You can cut through all you damn well please.
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