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re: frick, I done did it (I hate Christmas)

Posted on 12/21/20 at 8:54 pm to
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 12/21/20 at 8:54 pm to
Your wife's family wants to spend time together at Christmas. WHAT JERKS. I agree with you on the cooking thing. Everything else: suck it up.
Posted by Geauxtro
Laffy
Member since Dec 2010
174 posts
Posted on 12/21/20 at 8:58 pm to
I LOVE Christmas but I understand. It took years to get some relief. Now we're all cool! Be patient. Time goes by.
Posted by Geekboy
Member since Jan 2004
4928 posts
Posted on 12/21/20 at 8:58 pm to
This is fricked up on so many levels.
This post was edited on 12/21/20 at 9:00 pm
Posted by Cossatotjoe
Member since Oct 2020
938 posts
Posted on 12/21/20 at 9:00 pm to
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Sounds like you and the entire family are white trash.


Yep, that’s it for sure.
Posted by GregMaddux
LSU Fan
Member since Jun 2011
18211 posts
Posted on 12/21/20 at 9:06 pm to
You might be a gay but you might not.

But you are
Posted by Cossatotjoe
Member since Oct 2020
938 posts
Posted on 12/21/20 at 9:10 pm to
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You might be a gay but you might not.

But you are


I once went to a Braves game, so you’re probably right.
Posted by ruzil
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2012
16875 posts
Posted on 12/21/20 at 9:16 pm to
You must have the nicest trailer in the family. Is it skirted or something?
Posted by Cossatotjoe
Member since Oct 2020
938 posts
Posted on 12/21/20 at 9:18 pm to
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You must have the nicest trailer in the family. Is it skirted or something?



I left the wheels on.
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 12/21/20 at 9:18 pm to
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Posted by p&g
Dixie
Member since Jun 2005
12995 posts
Posted on 12/21/20 at 9:19 pm to
You and your people prob poor too.

Don’t blame you.
Posted by Cossatotjoe
Member since Oct 2020
938 posts
Posted on 12/21/20 at 9:21 pm to
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You and your people prob poor too.

Don’t blame you.



I told that motherfricker that he had to bring the Little Debbies this time. I done used all my Snap.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39071 posts
Posted on 12/21/20 at 9:30 pm to
For the third meal, order a big, cooked meal. Ask everybody for $30 on the way out.

It will not be a problem next year.
This post was edited on 12/21/20 at 9:31 pm
Posted by geauxscott
Member since Nov 2007
939 posts
Posted on 12/21/20 at 10:24 pm to
You told your wife you wanted to go hunting on Christmas Day..... what did you expect to happen?
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47469 posts
Posted on 12/21/20 at 10:49 pm to
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You must have the nicest trailer in the family. Is it skirted or something?




Why are you such an arrogant dick?
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
7795 posts
Posted on 12/21/20 at 11:02 pm to
Sounds like you have a shitty wife who can't cook.
This post was edited on 12/21/20 at 11:03 pm
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
41237 posts
Posted on 12/21/20 at 11:07 pm to
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You’re right, I think. I might have to put her old man through a wall again and piss on his leg to show my dominance


Under the mistletoe to make it festive
Posted by CrownTownHalo
CrownTown, NC
Member since Sep 2011
2948 posts
Posted on 12/21/20 at 11:07 pm to
Too many words
Did not read
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
28217 posts
Posted on 12/21/20 at 11:31 pm to
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This is a big who cares story.

Then don’t post in it dude.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
132252 posts
Posted on 12/22/20 at 6:39 am to
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So the plan has been to have a get together at my dad’s house the day after Christmas. I’ll be cooking fish there. Then Sunday, we’re having my wife’s family over and I’ll be cooking for all that. The plan for Christmas Day was to be relatively low key. My wife’s mom and dad might come over in the morning and I might cook breakfast but not much after that. I might go hunting in the afternoon or I might not.

Well, my wife’s dad just called and volunteered my house for another get together for that side of the family on Christmas Day. My wife volunteered me to cook for that too. After the call, I rather innocently mentioned that I didn’t want to cook three days in a row and had sort of planned on doing something else that day. Well, she flew off on me. Then she thought about it and called her brother who didn’t really know anything about the Friday plans. Then she called her dad to suggest that we just do breakfast as originally planned on Friday and he got pissed and hung up on her. So, ow everyone is pissed at everyone and I the tricking bad guy because I didn’t want to cook big meals three days in a row. Lol

frick, I hate Christmas.


Wasn't planning on doing a trash Christmas thread but I may have too..
This post was edited on 12/22/20 at 6:41 am
Posted by dirtsandwich
AL
Member since May 2016
5136 posts
Posted on 12/22/20 at 6:46 am to
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I once went to a Braves game, so you’re probably right

Gonna be honest, I had my doubts about you OP. But this retort just won me over. Well done.

And if you don’t want to cook three meals, don’t cook three meals. Pretty simple.
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