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re: For those who order Izzo's "illegal" size burritos

Posted on 4/9/15 at 6:48 am to
Posted by Awesome All Day
Plaquemine, La
Member since Jul 2011
820 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 6:48 am to
quote:

snake23



Sorry you are 5'-7" 135lbs
Posted by CaptainPanic
18.44311,-64.764021
Member since Sep 2011
25582 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 6:55 am to
People who eat Izzo's in general are disgusting.

Zippy's>Izzo's
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
68456 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 6:59 am to
I generally get the misdemeanor and I can rarely finish it. Even if I can, I feel worthless the rest of the day. I can split a medium with somebody. An illegal would probably feed 3 people or one dude who is waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too high.
Posted by Dorothy
Munchkinland
Member since Oct 2008
18154 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 7:04 am to
I'm just checking in to see what topic this thread jumped to since it's now at 6 pages....and WOW, y'all are still talking about burritos!
Posted by Sevendust912
Member since Jun 2013
11442 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 7:15 am to
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7% body fat
Posted by LuckySo-n-So
Member since Jul 2005
22323 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 7:17 am to
I've eaten three of them in my life.

I also washed them down with Diet Coke. Big whoop. What, do you wanna fight about it?
Posted by gorillacoco
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2009
5325 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 7:20 am to
quote:

I can rarely finish it


damn, really? i'll finish off a regular pretty much every time i go there. although i generally don't eat the butt end of the tortilla since it's just a big mass of wet sogginess once you get to the bottom.
Posted by CptRusty
Basket of Deplorables
Member since Aug 2011
11740 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 7:22 am to
I think by simply setting foot inside izzo's you've made a de facto decision to eat like a fatty.

With that said, Izzo's pisses on every other wannabe burrito joint out there. Moes, Chipotle, Q'doba, et al can suck it.
Posted by ILikeLSUToo
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2008
18018 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 7:41 am to
quote:

I generally get the misdemeanor and I can rarely finish it.


Do you put the rest in your purse and take it with you?
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
48659 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 7:48 am to
Is the "felony" the burrito in question? I used to eat the green or cayenne felony there in 05-07.
Posted by stevengtiger
Member since Jul 2013
2778 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 8:14 am to
I knocked down an illegal then a regular in one sitting while at LSU. Was in the right state of mind to do so and a bet was made.
Posted by dagrippa
Saigon
Member since Nov 2004
11833 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 8:16 am to
The regular is too much IMO. I saw some kid get the big arse one and thought he was kidding.
This post was edited on 4/9/15 at 8:23 am
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
68456 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 8:20 am to
No, the felony is the medium, misdemeanor is the small, and the illegal is the large.
Posted by snake23
NOLA/BR
Member since Dec 2011
4438 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 8:22 am to
Negative. It goes Regular misdemeanor < super felony < illegal.
Posted by Hulkklogan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2010
43473 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 8:27 am to
quote:

The regular size is enough calories for an entire day,


Depends on what's in the burrito, but generally speaking.. not really. 800 cals for a loaded down burrito, roughly.

Izzo's new breakfast menu is fire. I just bout jizzed my pants at my chorizo, egg, refried bean, and onion burrito I had a couple of months ago.
This post was edited on 4/9/15 at 8:31 am
Posted by CocoLoco
Member since Jan 2012
29108 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 8:27 am to
quote:

Zippy's>Izzo's



The Cuban is solid, but Izzos has a much better variety. The sauce combination of sour cream, BBQ and southwest caeser from Izzos is sexual.
Posted by ILikeLSUToo
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2008
18018 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 8:33 am to
quote:

Is the "felony" the burrito in question? I used to eat the green or cayenne felony there in 05-07.



Felony is doable. I just can't imagine eating the Illegal size by myself.





Seems to be a big size jump from the felony to illegal.
Posted by Matisyeezy
End of the bar, Drunk
Member since Feb 2012
16629 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 9:03 am to
quote:

although i generally don't eat the butt end of the tortilla since it's just a big mass of wet sogginess once you get to the bottom


That is the messiest and best part of a burrito.

I've eaten an illegal before, but it was just to see if I could.
Posted by Taffeta
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Dec 2012
958 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 9:06 am to
quote:

Seems to be a big size jump from the felony to illegal.


Its two Super Felony's put together.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
48659 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 9:06 am to
quote:

Seems to be a big size jump from the felony to illegal.


Omfg. I agree with OP now. Wow. That's huge. Couldn't eat by myself and I'm 6'3 250.

Eta: clarify for ot. Athletic beefy 250. Not a galoot!
This post was edited on 4/9/15 at 9:08 am
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