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For those planning on cremation, what do you want done with your ashes?
Posted on 9/13/18 at 8:55 am
Posted on 9/13/18 at 8:55 am
I want mine split up to be spread on two separate pieces of land. I also want Sody Jr. to haul around a portion wherever he goes.
Perhaps some of you wish to have your ashes mixed with mashed potatoes and served to the homeless, turning your eternal existence in to shite.
Perhaps some of you wish to have your ashes mixed with mashed potatoes and served to the homeless, turning your eternal existence in to shite.
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Posted on 9/13/18 at 8:56 am to Sody Cracker
Leave me in my urn. Relaxing forever is how I want to spend my time in there.
Posted on 9/13/18 at 8:56 am to Sody Cracker
Spread over the pool at El Cid.
Posted on 9/13/18 at 8:57 am to Sody Cracker
As the late Ken Titus requested, “put them in a douche bottle and find a hooker so I can have one last go.”
Posted on 9/13/18 at 8:58 am to Sody Cracker
I've decided to donate my body to research so no money will need to be spent at the end of my life.
Easy peasy
Easy peasy
Posted on 9/13/18 at 8:59 am to teke184
Mixed into Vegan hamburgers
Posted on 9/13/18 at 8:59 am to Sody Cracker
My Viking funeral pyre will take care of that when the boat burns to the water line.
Posted on 9/13/18 at 9:00 am to Sody Cracker
I want Chicken to spread my ashes over the TigerDroppings servers.
Posted on 9/13/18 at 9:00 am to Sody Cracker
Used as coffee grounds
Posted on 9/13/18 at 9:00 am to Sody Cracker
I truly DGAF. Stuff like that is for the survivors.
Posted on 9/13/18 at 9:00 am to Sody Cracker
I want my family to take a trip together every year/couple of years to new beautiful places on this Earth and spread my ashes evenly across all of them.
This is my way of forcing my family to take vacations together across the world long after I'm gone.
This is my way of forcing my family to take vacations together across the world long after I'm gone.
Posted on 9/13/18 at 9:02 am to stapuffmarshy
You can still leave ashes. They just cit an arm off for burning
Posted on 9/13/18 at 9:02 am to Sody Cracker
Posted on 9/13/18 at 9:03 am to Sody Cracker
Throw me in a mountain stream and let me work my way down to the Ocean. (Preferably one that doesn't drain towards the Mississippi so I won't have to worry about spending another day in Louisiana).
Posted on 9/13/18 at 9:07 am to Sody Cracker
Left to chill until a ritual of body surfing into my own clone using my ashes to make chocolate milk is perfected. I was assured tree fiddy is enough for research.
Posted on 9/13/18 at 9:08 am to Sody Cracker
Three gay couples each have a spouse die, all were cremated. Each ask what were they gonna do with their ashes. One of the widows said his mate loved to hike. Gonna go to their favorite trail and spread his ashes. The other said his loved the ocean, gonna get a boat and spread his ashes out in the sea. They asked the other what was he gonna do. He said I'm gonna make a big pot of chili, put habanero peppers, jalepeno peppers, serrano peppers in it. Bottle of tabasco sauce and a bottle of La. hot sauce in it and put his ashes in and eat it. The other two gay spouses were taken aback and asked why? The spouse said because I want him to tear my arse up one more time. :rimshot:
Posted on 9/13/18 at 9:09 am to Sody Cracker
If I get cremated, I want my ashes to stay in the crematorium. Urns and spreading ashes are a waste of time and money.
I will probably just have my body donated to science so it can decompose for college kids to do forensic studies. Its free.
I will probably just have my body donated to science so it can decompose for college kids to do forensic studies. Its free.
Posted on 9/13/18 at 9:09 am to Sody Cracker
catholic church is OK with cremation, but they are not OK with separating ashes and still require a proper burial in a sacred place
pretty sure they just want to continue to sell burial land
pretty sure they just want to continue to sell burial land
Posted on 9/13/18 at 9:11 am to stapuffmarshy
quote:
I've decided to donate my body to research so no money will need to be spent at the end of my life.
Easy peasy
Make arrangements beforehand. Its more complicated than it may seem
Posted on 9/13/18 at 9:11 am to Sody Cracker
Scattered...
Smothered and covered too
Smothered and covered too
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