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re: For those planning on cremation, what do you want done with your ashes?

Posted on 9/13/18 at 9:11 am to
Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
Location: Classified
Member since Nov 2011
39740 posts
Posted on 9/13/18 at 9:11 am to
I want them thrown in the lake. Wife says they need to be buried.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 9/13/18 at 9:12 am to
Make me into coffee.
Posted by Jester
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
34717 posts
Posted on 9/13/18 at 9:12 am to
I think a vinyl would be cool. Make a solid playlist that represents your taste and get it pressed on vinyl.
Posted by Isabelle81
NEW ORLEANS, LA
Member since Sep 2015
2718 posts
Posted on 9/13/18 at 9:13 am to
Whatever doesn’t cost much.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85514 posts
Posted on 9/13/18 at 9:23 am to
Sprinkled into my ex-gf’s food
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
26312 posts
Posted on 9/13/18 at 9:24 am to
quote:

I also want Sody Jr. to haul around a portion wherever he goes.

Very considerate of you
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70469 posts
Posted on 9/13/18 at 9:26 am to
Spread in the quad on a tuesday
Posted by Barbellthor
Columbia
Member since Aug 2015
11575 posts
Posted on 9/13/18 at 9:34 am to
I wanna be chocolate milk mix.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
20242 posts
Posted on 9/13/18 at 9:34 am to
I want to be set afloat on top of a pile of wood in the LSU Lakes.

I want bag pipes to play a tune

And then, i want a row of 15 archers with flaming arrows to get ready. Have some guy with a British accent say, “archers!!!! Ready!!!!!!!”.............”LOOSE!!!!!!!!!!!”

And then i will go up in a huge blaze of glory.
Posted by daeizbae
New Orleans, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2018
335 posts
Posted on 9/13/18 at 9:41 am to
I want my wife to cook a spicy chili and I want her to mix my ashes in the chili. I then want her to eat the chili so I can tear that arse up one last time.
Posted by Rockbrc
Attic
Member since Nov 2015
9927 posts
Posted on 9/13/18 at 9:47 am to
Dump em in Big Muddy and keep em moving as long as possible. Can’t stand the thought of laying still in a box and putrefying.
Posted by Pvt Hudson
Member since Jan 2013
4982 posts
Posted on 9/13/18 at 9:52 am to
Placed in a plastic cup, taken to a home game at the end of the season by my friends and family , left in the stands.
Posted by CrimsonTideMD
Member since Dec 2010
7124 posts
Posted on 9/13/18 at 10:15 am to
Spread over Pat Dye Field.

Best case scenario, I can curse those cheating bastards from the afterlife.

Worst case, maybe one of their mercenaries trips over a clump of my ashes.
Posted by Demshoes
Up in here
Member since Aug 2015
10758 posts
Posted on 9/13/18 at 10:33 am to
Mix em up in a nice Ghost in the Machine and dump em out in Audubon Park.
Posted by stapuffmarshy
lower 9
Member since Apr 2010
17507 posts
Posted on 9/13/18 at 10:36 am to
quote:

Make arrangements beforehand. Its more complicated than it may seem



Already handled
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
59447 posts
Posted on 9/13/18 at 10:37 am to
Posted by Open Dore Policy
The Commodore State
Member since Oct 2012
5451 posts
Posted on 9/13/18 at 10:38 am to
Dont care, I'll be dead and gone.
Posted by LSUBFA83
Member since May 2012
4350 posts
Posted on 9/13/18 at 10:42 am to
Put my ashes in an Etch-a-sketch so my grandkids can still play with me.
Posted by stapuffmarshy
lower 9
Member since Apr 2010
17507 posts
Posted on 9/13/18 at 10:47 am to
quote:

You can still leave ashes. They just cit an arm off for burning




I'm not a believer so no shits given. That arm may save someone else someday, who knows.
Posted by lsubuddy
houma, la
Member since Jul 2014
5009 posts
Posted on 9/13/18 at 11:31 am to
I've always said I wanted to be cremated and my ashes dropped over tiger stadium from a helicopter so I could be with my Tigers
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