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For the New Year's Update...Cars that Make You Undateable
Posted on 12/30/16 at 11:11 am
Posted on 12/30/16 at 11:11 am
It may be a good time for an auto-makeover!
Just a messenger trying to help the lonely for 2017.
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Guys have, on occasion, been known to make decisions based on what women think. This is especially true when it comes to spending on your ride. Vehicle choice is usually a declaration of a number of beliefs. For example, a Jeep Wrangler says you aren’t concerned about gas prices, and enjoy your fun. A Prius might say you are a greenie, and/or frugal. Whatever the decision, young single guys do often consider what a potential partner might see in the vehicle. For single guys, here’s a list of what to avoid.*
*Since I’m not an expert here, I consulted a few female millennials for their opinions on cars that make you undateable.
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Panel Van
cars-girls-dont-like From the Ford Econoline to the Chevy HHR Panel, these mostly windowless vans were called “Creeper Vans” by both women. While the utility of the cargo area is commendable, this is a feature only needed by the self-employed in the construction trades. If you’re driving one of these on a first date, don’t expect a second date. Kat: “Are you going to kill me?” Misty: “Creepy….”
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Super lifted/Bro Truck
undateable-cars It doesn’t matter if you’ve got a Chevy Silverado, Ford F-Series, or Dodge Ram, Nissan Titan or Toyota Tundra, any jacked up full size is a target. Stock trucks were said to be totally fine, and light mods are acceptable. Women start to smirk when you add a monster lift kit, and knobby A/T tires on ugly chrome XD wheels. Kat: “What are you compensating for…?”
Posted on 12/30/16 at 11:12 am to BestBanker
Trash sluts love jacked up trucks
This post was edited on 12/30/16 at 11:21 am
Posted on 12/30/16 at 11:12 am to BestBanker
What other vehicle can you put truck nuts on? High tires make them dangle flawlessly. The oilfield sloots know what the game is.
Posted on 12/30/16 at 11:12 am to BestBanker
Living in the South totally disproves the second example.
Posted on 12/30/16 at 11:13 am to BestBanker
Chick magnet right there. Sports car in the front, banging bed in the back
Posted on 12/30/16 at 11:14 am to BestBanker
If you drive a panel van there's no need to ask people on dates, you make your own dates.
Posted on 12/30/16 at 11:17 am to BestBanker
Cool, except that '2015' is literally in the URL you provided.
Posted on 12/30/16 at 11:18 am to burdman
Who has/had one of these?


Posted on 12/30/16 at 11:20 am to ThatMakesSense
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Cool, except that '2015' is literally in the URL you provided.
If you owned one of the premier autos listed in that article, there's a very good chance that you still have it in your 2016 driveway.
Posted on 12/30/16 at 11:20 am to BestBanker
Wait, so they polled two... TWO... women to write this?
Posted on 12/30/16 at 11:21 am to LSUBoo
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Wait, so they polled two... TWO... women to write this?
That's 2 more than you polled all 2016
Posted on 12/30/16 at 11:23 am to BestBanker
No, it would be one more. 
Posted on 12/30/16 at 11:27 am to BestBanker
ISWYDT. Appropriately played.
Posted on 12/30/16 at 12:07 pm to LSUBoo
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Wait, so they polled two... TWO... women to write this?
What do you mean, they blew up the Death Star?
Posted on 12/30/16 at 12:17 pm to Cosmo
quote:I've seen many jacked up trucks with gorgeous females in them. Don't know if they are sluts or not, but those guys must be dateable.
Trash sluts love jacked up trucks
Posted on 12/30/16 at 12:21 pm to 19
Hands down best robot chicken episode
Posted on 12/30/16 at 12:24 pm to BestBanker
Dude is clueless. Bitches love big trucks.
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