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For the New Year's Update...Cars that Make You Undateable

Posted on 12/30/16 at 11:11 am
Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
19717 posts
Posted on 12/30/16 at 11:11 am
It may be a good time for an auto-makeover!

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Guys have, on occasion, been known to make decisions based on what women think. This is especially true when it comes to spending on your ride. Vehicle choice is usually a declaration of a number of beliefs. For example, a Jeep Wrangler says you aren’t concerned about gas prices, and enjoy your fun. A Prius might say you are a greenie, and/or frugal. Whatever the decision, young single guys do often consider what a potential partner might see in the vehicle. For single guys, here’s a list of what to avoid.*

*Since I’m not an expert here, I consulted a few female millennials for their opinions on cars that make you undateable.





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Panel Van

cars-girls-dont-like From the Ford Econoline to the Chevy HHR Panel, these mostly windowless vans were called “Creeper Vans” by both women. While the utility of the cargo area is commendable, this is a feature only needed by the self-employed in the construction trades. If you’re driving one of these on a first date, don’t expect a second date. Kat: “Are you going to kill me?” Misty: “Creepy….”






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Super lifted/Bro Truck

undateable-cars It doesn’t matter if you’ve got a Chevy Silverado, Ford F-Series, or Dodge Ram, Nissan Titan or Toyota Tundra, any jacked up full size is a target. Stock trucks were said to be totally fine, and light mods are acceptable. Women start to smirk when you add a monster lift kit, and knobby A/T tires on ugly chrome XD wheels. Kat: “What are you compensating for…?”


Just a messenger trying to help the lonely for 2017.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
132599 posts
Posted on 12/30/16 at 11:12 am to
Trash sluts love jacked up trucks
This post was edited on 12/30/16 at 11:21 am
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64643 posts
Posted on 12/30/16 at 11:12 am to
What other vehicle can you put truck nuts on? High tires make them dangle flawlessly. The oilfield sloots know what the game is.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56769 posts
Posted on 12/30/16 at 11:12 am to
Living in the South totally disproves the second example.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
33887 posts
Posted on 12/30/16 at 11:13 am to

Chick magnet right there. Sports car in the front, banging bed in the back
Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
22814 posts
Posted on 12/30/16 at 11:14 am to
If you drive a panel van there's no need to ask people on dates, you make your own dates.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
84834 posts
Posted on 12/30/16 at 11:17 am to
Mazda Miata

Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 12/30/16 at 11:17 am to
Cool, except that '2015' is literally in the URL you provided.
Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
19717 posts
Posted on 12/30/16 at 11:18 am to
Who has/had one of these?

Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
19717 posts
Posted on 12/30/16 at 11:20 am to
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Cool, except that '2015' is literally in the URL you provided.


If you owned one of the premier autos listed in that article, there's a very good chance that you still have it in your 2016 driveway.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
104448 posts
Posted on 12/30/16 at 11:20 am to
Wait, so they polled two... TWO... women to write this?
Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
19717 posts
Posted on 12/30/16 at 11:21 am to
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Wait, so they polled two... TWO... women to write this?

That's 2 more than you polled all 2016
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
104448 posts
Posted on 12/30/16 at 11:23 am to
No, it would be one more.
Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
19717 posts
Posted on 12/30/16 at 11:23 am to
Atta boy!
Posted by partywiththelombardi
Member since May 2012
11799 posts
Posted on 12/30/16 at 11:24 am to




Posted by G Vice
Lafayette, LA
Member since Dec 2006
13179 posts
Posted on 12/30/16 at 11:27 am to
ISWYDT. Appropriately played.
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
35690 posts
Posted on 12/30/16 at 12:07 pm to
quote:

Wait, so they polled two... TWO... women to write this?


What do you mean, they blew up the Death Star?
Posted by airfernando
Member since Oct 2015
15248 posts
Posted on 12/30/16 at 12:17 pm to
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Trash sluts love jacked up trucks
I've seen many jacked up trucks with gorgeous females in them. Don't know if they are sluts or not, but those guys must be dateable.
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
30616 posts
Posted on 12/30/16 at 12:21 pm to
Hands down best robot chicken episode
Posted by toosleaux
Stuck in Baton Rouge traffic
Member since Dec 2007
9497 posts
Posted on 12/30/16 at 12:24 pm to
Dude is clueless. Bitches love big trucks.
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