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Food mascots and whether or not I'd be able to kick their arse

Posted on 9/30/19 at 11:59 am
Posted by NoImNotAFirefighter
Member since Sep 2019
3 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 11:59 am
Need the OT's opinion on this. I feel pretty confident about this.

This post was edited on 9/30/19 at 12:03 pm
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 11:59 am to
thanks, just when I thought we'd run out of things to talk about
Posted by LB84
Member since May 2016
3355 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 12:00 pm to
Old man Uncle Ben slightly left of the scale. Wtf?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 12:00 pm to
quote:

Old man Uncle Ben


old man strength, baw
Posted by AU_RX
City of St George
Member since May 2005
4250 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 12:01 pm to
Uncle Ben would go medieval on that arse
Posted by Pechon
unperson
Member since Oct 2011
7748 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 12:01 pm to
I think Kool Aid man is a little too far to the left on this scale. One swift kick and his top heavy arse would fall over.
Posted by olemc999
At a blackjack table
Member since Oct 2010
13272 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 12:02 pm to
How the frick is an M&M not in the kick their arse section?
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
66007 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 12:02 pm to
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This post was edited on 9/30/19 at 12:05 pm
Posted by caro81
Member since Jul 2017
4901 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 12:03 pm to
hm, ben and the col next to each other. i want to see that fight.
Posted by stapuffmarshy
lower 9
Member since Apr 2010
17507 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 12:03 pm to
Uh the leprechaun is MAGICAL!!


Unbeatable.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
66007 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 12:03 pm to
how do beat mr peanut? by kicking him in the nut?
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
101472 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 12:03 pm to
I wouldn't completely write off the Quaker dude, just because he is ostensibly an avowed pacifist.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
71173 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 12:04 pm to
Pillsbury Dough Boy is a tough out. A prime Mike Tyson could punch him and he'd just absorb the blow.
Posted by BR Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2004
4157 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 12:04 pm to
In think you’re selling the Keebler elf short. He may not be big, but they have magic. He could turn you into a chocolate chip cookie or something.
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
51296 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 12:05 pm to
Aunt Jemima should be on there.
Posted by Keys Open Doors
In hiding with Tupac & XXXTentacion
Member since Dec 2008
31913 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 12:05 pm to
How is the Trix Rabbit more likely to win than the giant King from Burger King, Captain Crunch, and the Kool Aid man who can break walls?

1) Frosted Flakes Tiger
2) Chester Cheetah
3) Bear
4) Kool Aid Man (he can break walls)
5) Green Giant
6) Burger King
7) Captain Crunch

They could all kick the rabbit’s arse. Uncle Ben, Ronald McDonald, and probably Col. Sanders could, too.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98195 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 12:06 pm to
Leprechans have magical powers, baw.
Posted by TigerSprings
Southeast LA
Member since Jan 2019
1586 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 12:06 pm to
The Quaker should be way higher. A lifetime of physical labor, that guy will be tough as nails.
Where is Aunt Aunt Jemima, The Mahatma Genie, Snap Crackle and Pop, and the Marlboro Man?
Also, Mr. Peanut is like 8 feet tall.
Posted by coolpapaboze
Parts Unknown
Member since Dec 2006
15819 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 12:06 pm to
quote:

In think you’re selling the Keebler elf short. He may not be big, but they have magic. He could turn you into a chocolate chip cookie or something.

Plus he's in a friggin gang.
Posted by JG77056
Vegas baby, Vegas
Member since Sep 2010
12064 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 12:07 pm to
Why is a regular M&M harder to fight than a peanut M&M?
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