- My Forums
- Tiger Rant
- LSU Recruiting
- SEC Rant
- Saints Talk
- Pelicans Talk
- More Sports Board
- Fantasy Sports
- Golf Board
- Soccer Board
- O-T Lounge
- Tech Board
- Home/Garden Board
- Outdoor Board
- Health/Fitness Board
- Movie/TV Board
- Book Board
- Music Board
- Political Talk
- Money Talk
- Fark Board
- Gaming Board
- Travel Board
- Food/Drink Board
- Ticket Exchange
- TD Help Board
Customize My Forums- View All Forums
- Show Left Links
- Topic Sort Options
- Trending Topics
- Recent Topics
- Active Topics
Started By
Message
re: FML, I have a 16 yr old girl, "You can't get into a car, alone, with a boy I don't know"
Posted on 1/29/19 at 10:58 am to Crow Pie
Posted on 1/29/19 at 10:58 am to Crow Pie
quote:
The wisdom of somebody that has been there is spoken in this short, succinct description of hormonal teenagers.
Mine are 8 and 6. Only one girl. So i’ve Not been There yet.
But I haven’t forgotten when I was a teen...and I know what we got into, and I know how modern tech works.
It’s not hard to extrapolate
0
Posted on 1/29/19 at 11:00 am to dcbl
Oh no, not teenagers having sex
Posted on 1/29/19 at 11:04 am to 3nOut
You stopped a chick from going down on you?
Posted on 1/29/19 at 11:31 am to djangochained
quote:
You stopped a chick from going down on you?
Posted on 1/29/19 at 11:40 am to dcbl
quote:
Change my mind.
Why?
quote:
BUT DAD, YOU LET ME DRIVE ALONE WITH SUZY*, HOLLIE* and JESSICA* - I'M DRIVING, IT'S NOT LIKE YOU HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT CRAZY DRIVING, I'M NOT GOING TO WRECK - THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS THE GENDER
Gender, reinforces the fact that Suzy, Hollie and Jessica probably aren't going to try to spray her insides with semen.
quote:
DAD, CAN I SPEND THE NIGHT AT MARY'S* HOUSE TONIGHT?
No
WHY?
Because the Governor has declared a state of emergency, the schools are all closed tomorrow, you're a new driver, and I'm not having you anywhere but home tonight. The roads may be icy & dangerous, so I don't want you driving, at least until I know the roads are OK.
That's all sound.
quote:
Sigh - also, the kid goes to a different school that is roughly 30 minutes away. Yeah, I'm gonna let her go to her school dance - it's a Sadie Hawkins, she asked him "as friends" at the last minute
She told me that she didn't have to pick him up, they were gonna meet on this side of town.
_____________________________________________
Great, have him come here to the house, from here, you can double date with kids I know, or I will be happy to drive y'all
YOU ARE SO UNREASONABLE
So...what's wrong with that? Unreasonable parents have kids who aren't on 16 and Pregnant.
...if you were ever a 16 year old boy (noting that you didn't mention the boy's age...so I am assuming he is 16), there's no way you would leave your daughter alone in a car with one.
Posted on 1/29/19 at 11:44 am to dcbl
She will be pregnant by 19
Posted on 1/29/19 at 11:52 am to fr33manator
quote:
I realize this is ridiculous to most posters, but to ease the OP’s mind, there are some of us trying to get our boys to not defile your daughters
quote:
That’s what nice boys tell their parents before they fingerbang little Jaceylnn behind the bleachers at the football game
That's ridiculous...
...nice boys fingerbang Jaceylinn on the band bus coming back from away games.
Page 7 of 7
Popular
Back to top
Follow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News