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Florida woman dragged off by gator while walking dog

Posted on 6/8/18 at 12:16 pm
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
30123 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 12:16 pm
WFLA News
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Authorities are searching a lake in South Florida after a witness called police saying an alligator attacked a woman walking her dog in a park.

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The caller reported seeing the alligator drag the woman into the lake at about 9:45 a.m. Friday.
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17406 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 12:16 pm to
She needed a better dog.
Posted by crispyUGA
Upstate SC
Member since Feb 2011
15919 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 12:19 pm to
This wouldn’t happen if congress would pass common sense gator laws.
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13259 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 12:20 pm to
quote:

According to the wildlife commission, the likelihood of a Florida resident being seriously injured during an unprovoked alligator incident in Florida is roughly only one in 3.2 million.

frick that. I don't like those odds.
Posted by rowbear1922
Lake Chuck, LA
Member since Oct 2008
15166 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 12:20 pm to
These assault gators are getting out of control!
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
53815 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 12:21 pm to
Gators and crocs are awfully touchy these days. That's about four incidents in a week. They need to calm down.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
37811 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 12:21 pm to
IS THE DOG OK?
Posted by ChandlerB03
Natchez, MS
Member since Nov 2015
1790 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 12:21 pm to
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
21909 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 12:23 pm to
Should make some alligator bratwurst when they catch it
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 12:24 pm to
quote:

She needed a better dog.


The gator chose the big arse human over the dog. What more does the dog need to do?
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
16224 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 12:25 pm to
If the animal actually came up on land and took a woman away in an unprovoked manner, it was not an alligator.

It was probably a crookodile.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101920 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 12:25 pm to
quote:

Should make some alligator bratwurst when they catch it


If you eat a gator that ate a person, what percentage cannibal does that make you?
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17406 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 12:25 pm to
Calm down, it was a joke.
Posted by MWP
Kingwood, TX via Monroe, LA
Member since Jul 2013
10443 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 12:28 pm to
I walked my dog last night. This could have been me.
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
21909 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 12:29 pm to
3.50%
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
21517 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 12:30 pm to
She should have been walking in the quad instead.
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
79188 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 12:34 pm to
Man, I went to a Florida Gators game once. Hits close to home
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67590 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 12:36 pm to
not sure how you don't try to rescue someone in that situation
Posted by Dick Leverage
In The HizHouse
Member since Nov 2013
9000 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 12:41 pm to
My neighbor has a 4x4 Gator and I almost got i it one time to go another neighbors house with him. I was literally that close to it being me.
Posted by Barbellthor
Columbia
Member since Aug 2015
8636 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 12:42 pm to
quote:

She should have been walking in the quad instead.

Why? That's more dangerous because...I've seen bigger gators in the quad in the winter.
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