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re: Florida stabbing at park injures 2 women, suspect drowns after jumping into pond

Posted on 9/16/25 at 5:02 pm to
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
13789 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 5:02 pm to
Mike Norvell has really lost control over there
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
154451 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 5:02 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133582 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 5:02 pm to
quote:

We just need some common sense assault knife control guys. If it saves one life. Wont someone think of the women and children?


The stabber was heard to say "they can pry my knife from my cold, wet, dead hands."
Posted by FullFontE
RTP
Member since Jan 2020
462 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 5:13 pm to
Hydrophobes
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
8354 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 5:14 pm to
quote:

suspect drowns after jumping into pond


Didn't even have to watch the video
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
39234 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 5:15 pm to
Non-swimming Democrat
Posted by choupiquesushi
yaton rouge
Member since Jun 2006
33852 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 5:19 pm to
Well that just saved the taxpayers a shite ton of money
Posted by geauxtigers
biloxi ms
Member since Nov 2003
2578 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 5:26 pm to
Posted by nealnan8
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2016
4018 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 5:27 pm to
Do you know what a rarity this is? Seeing Karma, Poetic Justice and a Darwin Award all at the same time? That what we call a Hat Trick folks.
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
92842 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 5:43 pm to
The best part: they watched him drown
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
51400 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 6:19 pm to
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Let's check in on us blacks again, just stabbed multiple people in a park, escapes and jumps into pond and drowns
(Cartoon tuba sound begins)
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
37783 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 6:23 pm to
Awesome.
Seriously.
Posted by DarkDrifter
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2011
5106 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 6:30 pm to
quote:

Justice served. Hopefully the pond had gators.


If the water is wet in Florida it has a gator in it
Posted by Honkus
Member since Aug 2005
56590 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 6:32 pm to
Alls well that ends well
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
127679 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 6:34 pm to
Din do swimming lessons
Posted by duckblind56
South of Ellick
Member since Sep 2023
4538 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 6:47 pm to
quote:

Let's check in on us blacks again, just stabbed multiple people in a park, escapes and jumps into pond and drowns
(Cartoon tuba sound begins)


At least ol cheeseheadbrian has a sense of humor.
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
17713 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 6:55 pm to
Hope the women recover completely but this is the feel good story of the day.
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
17713 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 6:56 pm to
quote:

When I was a kid at my grandparents boathouse for the summer, some escaped juveniles stole my gramps flat bottom. Gramps started shooting at them and hit the boat. 2 end up drowning when they tried to swim to shore.


The good old days.
Posted by wackatimesthree
Member since Oct 2019
10715 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 7:07 pm to
The family will probably sue the cops/the city for wrongful death.

The media will probably carry water for them.

Pun intended.
Posted by Townedrunkard
Member since Jan 2019
13938 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 7:14 pm to
Y’all to hard on this guy. I’m sure there’s a community college on that lake he was swimming to.
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