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re: Florida News - Armless Homeless Man Stabs Tourist

Posted on 7/11/18 at 11:28 pm to
Posted by HinesvilleThrill
Skidaway Island
Member since Sep 2012
3475 posts
Posted on 7/11/18 at 11:28 pm to





Wow. Mark Richt has really let himself go in Miami.
This post was edited on 7/11/18 at 11:41 pm
Posted by Ripley
Member since Aug 2016
4589 posts
Posted on 7/11/18 at 11:31 pm to
Holy shite that is hilarious! Haha
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
17068 posts
Posted on 7/11/18 at 11:40 pm to
Unfortunately for Coronado, disarming him wasn't an option.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 7/11/18 at 11:44 pm to
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I'm confused. It says he's armless but he very clearly has 2 fingers on one arm and one long finger on his other arm. Or maybe that's his forearm


They're not arms, they're chicken wings
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
178333 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 12:32 am to
He looks like a cracked out Jim Cantore.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 2:38 am to
Well...can't use "as hard as an armless man to stab someone"...
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 5:39 am to
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He jumped up and then stabbed with his foot? Those are some seriously talented feet. Plus they paint. Holy frick!



wonder if he plays soccer, since our team can't make the World Cup and all that
Posted by Open Dore Policy
The Commodore State
Member since Oct 2012
5451 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 6:13 am to
Police reports him as "legged and dangerous".
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76153 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 6:22 am to
Can’t believe this has gone almost two pages and no Black Knight reference-

Posted by flash
NOLA
Member since Sep 2005
518 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 6:28 am to
We see that guy in Sobe all the time. He asked me to grab a can of soup off a high shelf for him at CVS and cursed me when I grabbed the wrong one.

Posted by porkrind
Hog Jaw
Member since Apr 2012
950 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 7:12 am to
Posted by oleheat
Sportsman's Paradise
Member since Mar 2007
14866 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 7:22 am to
Stabbed by OSTRICH MAN!
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76780 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 7:23 am to
if you allow yourself to get stabbed by an armless guy, maybe YOU should be arrested.
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