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Florida News - Armless Homeless Man Stabs Tourist

Posted on 7/11/18 at 4:30 pm
Posted by DingLeeBerry
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Posted on 7/11/18 at 4:30 pm
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RNN) - An armless Florida man has been charged with stabbing a Chicago tourist in Miami.

Miami police officials say 46-year-old Jonathan Crenshaw, a homeless man, held a pair of scissors with his feet and stabbed 22-year-old Cesar Coronado twice then fled the scene.

The incident happened just after midnight on Tuesday.

According to the incident report, Crenshaw said he was lying down when Coronado approached him and punched him in the head.

The Miami Herald reports a friend who was traveling with Coronado said they asked Crenshaw for directions when he suddenly jumped up and stabbed Coronado in his arm.

Crenshaw is a popular fixture in the area and is known for painting on canvases in South Beach, according to local news outlets. He has been charged with aggravated battery.


This post was edited on 7/11/18 at 4:31 pm
Posted by TigersSEC2010
Warren, Michigan
Member since Jan 2010
38535 posts
Posted on 7/11/18 at 4:31 pm to
Did they cuff his feet?
Posted by VABuckeye
NOVA
Member since Dec 2007
38283 posts
Posted on 7/11/18 at 4:33 pm to
He jumped up and then stabbed with his foot? Those are some seriously talented feet. Plus they paint. Holy frick!
Posted by CajunSoldier225
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 7/11/18 at 4:33 pm to
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 7/11/18 at 4:33 pm to
Im impressed Florida. Just when I thought the bar couldnt get set any higher you prove me wrong.
Posted by BrohemAlem11
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
13915 posts
Posted on 7/11/18 at 4:37 pm to
I love that this is the second time today I've been able to use this gif, and it's applied

Posted by DingLeeBerry
Member since Oct 2014
11839 posts
Posted on 7/11/18 at 4:38 pm to



Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
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Posted on 7/11/18 at 4:39 pm to
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 7/11/18 at 4:40 pm to
That dude definitely fricks his two fingers as if it's a vagina.
Posted by DingLeeBerry
Member since Oct 2014
11839 posts
Posted on 7/11/18 at 4:40 pm to
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He has previous arrests for tresspassing, drunkenness and battering police. Crenshaw has remained tight-lipped on why he has no arms, but claimed to one reporter that his mother had fed him rat poison as a child.


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Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 7/11/18 at 4:44 pm to
Looks like a thalidomide baby. LINK
Posted by TigerTatorPots
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2018
191 posts
Posted on 7/11/18 at 4:45 pm to
This is my fetish
Posted by Barstools
Atlanta
Member since Jan 2016
12124 posts
Posted on 7/11/18 at 4:48 pm to
I'm confused. It says he's armless but he very clearly has 2 fingers on one arm and one long finger on his other arm. Or maybe that's his forearm.
Posted by RB10
Member since Nov 2010
52640 posts
Posted on 7/11/18 at 4:49 pm to
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That dude definitely fricks his two fingers as if it's a vagina.


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ThatMakesSense


frick you man. frick you.
Posted by OlGrandad
Member since Oct 2009
4698 posts
Posted on 7/11/18 at 4:57 pm to
Was he a "stand in" for this guy?

Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 7/11/18 at 9:19 pm to

If he got away, would the BOLO say he is armed and dangerous?
Posted by Duckhammer_77
TD Platinum member
Member since Nov 2016
3079 posts
Posted on 7/11/18 at 9:26 pm to
can Florida get its own TD forum already?!?!?
Posted by DisplacedBuckeye
Member since Dec 2013
76732 posts
Posted on 7/11/18 at 9:28 pm to
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Crenshaw is a popular fixture in the area and is known for painting on canvases in South Beach


Doesn't the Sea Serpent dude do street art?

Posted by Pecker
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Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
10131 posts
Posted on 7/11/18 at 10:09 pm to
Is that Kapernick's biological father?
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