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FLORIDA man uses wife's head as a mop
Posted on 1/13/16 at 2:41 pm
Posted on 1/13/16 at 2:41 pm
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If he's such an alpha, why was he making the sammich?
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FRUITLAND PARK — A 43-year-old man reportedly used his wife’s head to mop up some spilled milk because he was angry there was no jelly in the house to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
If he's such an alpha, why was he making the sammich?
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Posted on 1/13/16 at 2:42 pm to High C
the name of where this took place at 
Posted on 1/13/16 at 2:44 pm to High C
This post was edited on 1/13/16 at 2:46 pm
Posted on 1/13/16 at 2:45 pm to High C
And here we have our lottery winner.
Posted on 1/13/16 at 2:45 pm to High C
quote:
If he's such an alpha, why was he making the sammich?
Where does it say he was making the sammich?
Posted on 1/13/16 at 2:46 pm to High C
Well it doesn't say for him to make a sammich. It just says there was nothing to make it with. I bet she's a better wife for it.
Posted on 1/13/16 at 2:46 pm to High C
at least he didnt decapitate her first
Posted on 1/13/16 at 2:46 pm to High C
I use my wife head as a fleshlight.
Posted on 1/13/16 at 2:48 pm to High C
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there was no jelly in the house to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
seems like a good reason
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spilled milk
I like chocolate milk with my pb&j sandwiches
Posted on 1/13/16 at 2:49 pm to CadesCove
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Where does it say he was making the sammich?
You're right. I guess I just read the article that way the first time. Not much information in the article.
Posted on 1/13/16 at 2:49 pm to Topwater Trout
I guess the old adage was right, no need to use your wife's hair to clean up spilled milk.
Posted on 1/13/16 at 2:54 pm to High C
That's nothing. I knew a guy who used his wife's face as an ironing board. She had the hot iron burn marks on her face.
He went to prison.
He went to prison.
Posted on 1/13/16 at 2:54 pm to barry
Did he use her butt for a broom? Sounds like a good old fashion attitude adjustment.
Posted on 1/13/16 at 2:58 pm to High C
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FLORIDA
Posted on 1/13/16 at 2:59 pm to High C
Did it work?
Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:00 pm to High C
Florida man, Florida man,
Used his girl to keep spic and span,
Should have gone out and bought some jam,
Next time maybe she'll give a damn,
Flo-rid-a Mannnnnnnnnnnn
Used his girl to keep spic and span,
Should have gone out and bought some jam,
Next time maybe she'll give a damn,
Flo-rid-a Mannnnnnnnnnnn
This post was edited on 1/13/16 at 3:17 pm
Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:00 pm to Champagne
quote:
knew a guy who used his wife's face as an ironing board. She had the hot iron burn marks on her face.
He went to prison.
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Alabama fan
fricking shocking
Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:01 pm to High C
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I guess I just read the article that way the first time.
Your beta reading style is all on you, baw.
Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:03 pm to High C
Fruitland park is located just below The Villages which is the massive retirement community. It's quite trashy.
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