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re: FLORIDA man uses wife's head as a mop

Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:03 pm to
Posted by Rhino5
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2014
30970 posts
Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:03 pm to
Florida alpha.
Posted by John88
Member since Sep 2015
6439 posts
Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:07 pm to
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57015 posts
Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:09 pm to
quote:

here was no jelly in the house to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.


Posted by ULSU
Tasmania
Member since Jan 2014
3931 posts
Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:12 pm to
They never got two things that match. Id be mad too. They always got cereal with no milk, Kool aid with no sugar, peanut butter with no jelly.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47729 posts
Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:14 pm to
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Fruitland park is located just below The Villages


The Villages is a pimp geriatric community. The little old men ride around on golf carts with a baby blue shirt on when they have popped some Viagra. If a little old lady is interested, she joins him.

At one time, they had the highest rate, per capita, of gonorrhea in the USA.
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
112944 posts
Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:17 pm to
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The Villages is a pimp geriatric community. The little old men ride around on golf carts with a baby blue shirt on when they have popped some Viagra. If a little old lady is interested, she joins him. At one time, they had the highest rate, per capita, of gonorrhea in the USA.
Sounds like the exact place I want to retire to when my loving wife of 50 years passes away...minus the STDs and all that good stuff.

My sister used to work in an ED in the Villages, can't imagine some of the grossness she saw there.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85550 posts
Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:20 pm to
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I bet she's a better wife for it.

Posted by bayourougebengal
Member since Mar 2008
7236 posts
Posted on 1/13/16 at 4:52 pm to
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quote:
knew a guy who used his wife's face as an ironing board. She had the hot iron burn marks on her face.
He went to prison.


quote:
Alabama fan


fricking shocking



I wonder if their mom and dad forgave him.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
99042 posts
Posted on 1/13/16 at 4:56 pm to
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no jelly in the house to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.


legit complaint
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
110700 posts
Posted on 1/13/16 at 5:13 pm to
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at least he didnt decapitate her first


Reading the title I thought this would be the case.
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
35690 posts
Posted on 1/13/16 at 5:58 pm to
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That's nothing. I knew a guy who used his wife's face as an ironing board.


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Alabama Fan


Congrats on out-Floriding Florida.
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
35690 posts
Posted on 1/13/16 at 6:02 pm to
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I use my wife head as a fleshlight.


quote:

Alabama fan


Dude. For frick's sake it's spelled:

S-I-S-T-E-R

How can you be from Bama and not know how to spell wife?
Posted by Rockbrc
Attic
Member since Nov 2015
9933 posts
Posted on 1/13/16 at 6:40 pm to
A multi-tasking genius
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