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Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:09 pm to High C
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here was no jelly in the house to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:12 pm to High C
They never got two things that match. Id be mad too. They always got cereal with no milk, Kool aid with no sugar, peanut butter with no jelly.
Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:14 pm to LSUwag
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Fruitland park is located just below The Villages
The Villages is a pimp geriatric community. The little old men ride around on golf carts with a baby blue shirt on when they have popped some Viagra. If a little old lady is interested, she joins him.
At one time, they had the highest rate, per capita, of gonorrhea in the USA.
Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:17 pm to Hangit
quote:Sounds like the exact place I want to retire to when my loving wife of 50 years passes away...minus the STDs and all that good stuff.
The Villages is a pimp geriatric community. The little old men ride around on golf carts with a baby blue shirt on when they have popped some Viagra. If a little old lady is interested, she joins him. At one time, they had the highest rate, per capita, of gonorrhea in the USA.
My sister used to work in an ED in the Villages, can't imagine some of the grossness she saw there.
Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:20 pm to bayourougebengal
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I bet she's a better wife for it.
Posted on 1/13/16 at 4:52 pm to ksayetiger
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knew a guy who used his wife's face as an ironing board. She had the hot iron burn marks on her face.
He went to prison.
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Alabama fan
fricking shocking
Posted on 1/13/16 at 4:56 pm to High C
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no jelly in the house to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
legit complaint
Posted on 1/13/16 at 5:13 pm to ksayetiger
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at least he didnt decapitate her first
Reading the title I thought this would be the case.
Posted on 1/13/16 at 5:58 pm to Champagne
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That's nothing. I knew a guy who used his wife's face as an ironing board.
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Alabama Fan
Congrats on out-Floriding Florida.
Posted on 1/13/16 at 6:02 pm to Robin Masters
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I use my wife head as a fleshlight.
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Alabama fan
Dude. For frick's sake it's spelled:
S-I-S-T-E-R
How can you be from Bama and not know how to spell wife?
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