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Florida man used squirt gun to shoot neighbor with his urine
Posted on 4/16/19 at 12:55 pm
Posted on 4/16/19 at 12:55 pm
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Joel William Benjamin, 71, is facing a misdemeanor battery charge after his Saturday arrest at an apartment complex in Gulfport, where he spotted the unidentified woman walking her dog and “approached the victim and pulled out a water gun that contained his own urine,” according to an arrest report obtained by the Tampa Bay Times.
Benjamin then squirted the woman several times and later told police he would “do it again” if given the chance, according to the arrest report.
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Posted on 4/16/19 at 12:55 pm to RLDSC FAN
Hell yes
Posted on 4/16/19 at 12:56 pm to RLDSC FAN
That got Big Lee killed
Posted on 4/16/19 at 12:56 pm to RLDSC FAN
Didnt know Big Lee was alive and living in Florida.
Posted on 4/16/19 at 12:57 pm to fr33manator
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That got Big Lee killed
And it wasn't even urine.
Posted on 4/16/19 at 12:58 pm to RLDSC FAN
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and later told police he would “do it again” if given the chance,
Posted on 4/16/19 at 12:58 pm to RLDSC FAN
I'm with Big Ben. I hate people too. Piss on them.
Posted on 4/16/19 at 12:59 pm to RLDSC FAN
Maybe urine guns can replace balloons in the south end zone.
Posted on 4/16/19 at 1:00 pm to RLDSC FAN
It’s unclear what sparked the urine attack. Probably letting the dog piss on other peoples' property.
This post was edited on 4/16/19 at 1:02 pm
Posted on 4/16/19 at 1:01 pm to RLDSC FAN
That's dedication to your craft right there
Posted on 4/16/19 at 1:01 pm to RLDSC FAN
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“do it again” if given the chance,
like a boss.
Posted on 4/16/19 at 1:05 pm to RLDSC FAN
Man's fascination with his genitals never goes away. Kudos to this guy staying young.
Posted on 4/16/19 at 1:06 pm to RLDSC FAN
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Joel William Benjamin
Never trust a man with 3 first names
Sounds like a serial killer
Posted on 4/16/19 at 1:20 pm to RLDSC FAN
Some women like that
Posted on 4/16/19 at 1:21 pm to RLDSC FAN
Because...Florida.
Seriously though. I laughed my arse off with this. Good for him. I hope I’m alive and salty af at 71.
Seriously though. I laughed my arse off with this. Good for him. I hope I’m alive and salty af at 71.
Posted on 4/16/19 at 1:34 pm to RLDSC FAN
Is that illegal?
Posted on 4/16/19 at 1:48 pm to RLDSC FAN
He got this idea from the brilliant 1987 movie "Monster Squad".
Posted on 4/16/19 at 2:02 pm to RLDSC FAN
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approached the victim and pulled out a water gun that contained his own urine
Obviously not a tiger fan or he would have used a piss balloon.
Wonder if it was one of these?
Posted on 4/16/19 at 2:07 pm to Clyde Tipton
Sorry for partying
Posted on 4/16/19 at 2:08 pm to RLDSC FAN
They seriously need to do something about Florida man. Dude is on a serious crime spree.
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