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Florida Man: Posts Gun Collection Online. Sh*t hits the fan.

Posted on 7/17/20 at 5:37 pm
Posted by Not_Sure
Member since Jul 2020
95 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 5:37 pm
3 ROBBERS BREAK INTO HOUSE AFTER HOMEOWNER POSTS GUN COLLECTION ONLINE, NOW 2 ROBBERS ARE DEAD AND ONE IS HOSPITALIZED

Bait and kill isn’t just for deer.

Below is the article in its entirety.


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Well, these three robbers were not the brightest bulbs in the box, that’s for darn tootin’.
So, let me set this up for you…because it’s a crazy story.

Apparently, this Florida homeowner shared pics of his extensive gun collection online. That post caught the attention of these three very violent (and dumb) criminals who decided, after seeing all the guns that they were going to rob the homeowner.


I mean, I can already see a lot of flaws with this plan…but anyway back to the story…the night of the robbery is upon us and the homeowner is relaxing in his house playing video games when all of a sudden he hears a window break.

*CRASH*

He jumps up and grabs a gun (from that extensive collection) and takes off through his house to see what’s going on.
Now, without giving away all the juicy details that you’ll read below, he comes across the three robbers…and what I can tell you right now is that two are dead and one is in the hospital.


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Early Friday morning, the unnamed homeowner killed two criminals after three black suspects reportedly attempted to break into his home.

“According to Sheriff Chris Nocco [of the Pasco County Sheriff’s Office], the homeowner was playing video games alone when he heard glass shatter in the back of his house,” local station WOFL reported Saturday.

“Deputies said the homeowner grabbed a gun and saw the first suspect down a long hallway wearing a dark ski mask and dark clothing and pointing a gun at him. The homeowner fired and the suspect went down.”

The unnamed homeowner then observed a second suspect pointing his gun at him, so he fired again.

“At some point, a suspect fired his gun, Nocco said. When the second suspect went down, the victim saw a third suspect down the hallway, so he fired again and the suspect fell,” WOFL’s report continued

It was at this point — and not a moment sooner, luckily for him — that his gun jammed, so he hurried off to grab another one. Talk about being strapped.

“When he returned to the hallway, he noticed that the third suspect was gone. That’s when he got a phone call from a neighbor who said he was holding the third suspect outside at gunpoint to keep him from getting away,” WOFL reported.

After deputies reportedly arrived sometime before 1:00 am, the first two suspects, Luis Casado and Khyle Durham, were pronounced dead.



Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
13932 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 5:38 pm to
They chose poorly
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8377 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 5:38 pm to
Whoops
Posted by Stud Bud
MS But travel all over the country
Member since Sep 2015
6958 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 5:39 pm to
God bless America and pass the ammunition.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48606 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 5:39 pm to
Too bad he didn't kill the 3rd one.
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68318 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 5:40 pm to
I have no problem with this
Posted by Relham10
Ridge
Member since Jan 2013
15660 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 5:40 pm to
I wanna see the gun collection
Posted by GeauxBichGeaux
Member since Apr 2017
1347 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 5:41 pm to
sadly, some attorney is probly gonna have a field day with this
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
29330 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 5:41 pm to
Guess he proved the guns were in working condition
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 5:41 pm to
pics of gun collection pls
Posted by Catahoula20LSU
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2011
2111 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 5:42 pm to
NB4 play stupid games....
Posted by Oswald
South of the St. George Buffer Zone
Member since Aug 2011
3478 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 5:44 pm to
Best news I've read all day. I'm dreading the inevitable footage in the coming days of his "auntee" bawling about how he was such a good young man and how she thinks the homeowner should've "shot 'em ina leg!"
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 5:44 pm to
Homeowner did absolutely nothing wrong going by this account.
Posted by The Korean
Denham Springs, LA
Member since May 2008
1615 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 5:45 pm to
The only thing wrong in this entire story was that the gun jammed. Wonder what gun it was?
Posted by SpotCheckBilly
Member since May 2020
6493 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 5:46 pm to
He'll be arrested for hunting over a baited field.
Posted by Backinthe615
Member since Nov 2011
6871 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 5:46 pm to
I drank a shot every time the word “gun” appeared in that article and now I’m shitfaced.
This post was edited on 7/17/20 at 5:48 pm
Posted by LSUEnvy
Hou via Lake Chas
Member since May 2011
12102 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 5:48 pm to
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Guess he proved the guns were in working condition
from
At one point his gun jammed.
Posted by SelaTiger
Member since Aug 2016
18044 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 5:49 pm to
It’s stupid to boast about your gun collection online. It’s even dumber to try to break in. Good thing that homeowner was at the house and prepared.
Posted by Mike da Tigah
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Member since Feb 2005
58897 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 5:49 pm to
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“Deputies said the homeowner grabbed a gun and saw the first suspect down a long hallway wearing a dark ski mask and dark clothing and pointing a gun at him. The homeowner fired and the suspect went down.

The unnamed homeowner then observed a second suspect pointing his gun at him, so he fired again.

“At some point, a suspect fired his gun, Nocco said. When the second suspect went down, the victim saw a third suspect down the hallway, so he fired again and the suspect fell,” WOFL’s report continued

It was at this point — and not a moment sooner, luckily for him — that his gun jammed, so he hurried off to grab another one. Talk about being strapped.

“When he returned to the hallway, he noticed that the third suspect was gone. That’s when he got a phone call from a neighbor who said he was holding the third suspect outside at gunpoint to keep him from getting away,” WOFL reported.


That’s a whole lot of America up in there...


So, not only is this guy a red blooded American proficient with firearms in protecting himself, but he also has likeminded neighbors too.




Oh, and for those who may wonder why one needs a gun, the armed intruder who shot at him in his own house should clear that up.





Posted by The Drizz
The Ville
Member since Jun 2010
1218 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 5:58 pm to
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