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Florida Man passes too much gas in jail cell, cell mate knocks out two of his teeth

Posted on 11/9/21 at 10:42 am
Posted by DemonKA3268
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Posted on 11/9/21 at 10:42 am
That escalated pretty quickly but likely a normal day in in the Florida penal system.

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Christopher James Callen had been serving time in Monroe County jail in the Florida Keys on a charge of failing to register as a sex offender since September.
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On Thursday, he attacked his 57-year-old cellmate, beating him so badly that he knocked two of the other man’s teeth out and broke one of his ribs
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The reason for Callen’s rage, he told deputies, was because his cellmate “passes gas too often and doesn’t give any courtesy flushes when using the toilet,”


ETA the pedophile's pic. Thanks Hangit.

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This post was edited on 11/9/21 at 11:06 am
Posted by Displaced
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Posted on 11/9/21 at 10:43 am to
Justified
Posted by NorthshoreTiger76
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Posted on 11/9/21 at 10:45 am to
I don’t see the problem
Posted by SuperSaint
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Posted on 11/9/21 at 10:47 am to
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in the Florida Keys

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sex offender
story checks out
Posted by Gee Grenouille
Member since Jul 2018
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Posted on 11/9/21 at 10:49 am to
fricked around and found out
Posted by sweetwaterbilly
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Posted on 11/9/21 at 10:50 am to
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doesn’t give any courtesy flushes when using the toilet


Posted by Hangit
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Posted on 11/9/21 at 10:53 am to
This is the smart feller, or fart smeller, that won the fight.
Posted by Usual Suspect
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Posted on 11/9/21 at 10:56 am to
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The reason for Callen’s rage, he told deputies, was because his cellmate “passes gas too often and doesn’t give any courtesy flushes when using the toilet,”

Posted by DemonKA3268
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Posted on 11/9/21 at 11:06 am to
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This is the smart feller, or fart smeller, that won the fight


Yep, looks like a Pedo to me.
Posted by TygerDurden
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 11/9/21 at 11:15 am to
From what I read that is what Prince Charles’ wife Camilla would have done to Biden, sorry Brandon, when he ripped arse on her recently.
Posted by jdd48
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Posted on 11/9/21 at 11:35 am to
That's actually a real thing in most prisons from what I understand. Gotta fart out the bars or on the toilet and flush frequently. And clean up after yourself. Violation of any of those calls for a beating.
Posted by John88
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Posted on 11/9/21 at 11:39 am to
Posted by cgrand
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Posted on 11/9/21 at 11:41 am to
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That's actually a real thing in most prisons from what I understand. Gotta fart out the bars or on the toilet and flush frequently. And clean up after yourself. Violation of any of those calls for a beating.

(jack strain taking notes)
Posted by LordSaintly
Member since Dec 2005
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Posted on 11/9/21 at 11:42 am to
Is the guy just supposed to hold in his farts until the next morning?
Posted by Palomitz
Miami
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Posted on 11/9/21 at 11:50 am to
I rather take a beating than hold a fart.
As people say, better outside than inside.
Posted by NoShow
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 11/9/21 at 11:52 am to
Prison food probably keeps him gassed up.
Posted by DemonKA3268
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Posted on 11/9/21 at 12:09 pm to
quote:

That's actually a real thing in most prisons from what I understand. Gotta fart out the bars or on the toilet and flush frequently. And clean up after yourself. Violation of any of those calls for a beating.


A shitty situation all around.
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
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Posted on 11/9/21 at 12:21 pm to
Wish the princess lady would've done the same to Brandon
Posted by CockHolliday
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Posted on 11/9/21 at 12:54 pm to
Damn T-Bag let his hair grow out
Posted by Legion of Doom
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Posted on 11/9/21 at 1:12 pm to
But the bars aren’t impermeable so if you fart out side of the bars the fart can come right back in. Then what?
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