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Florida Man passes too much gas in jail cell, cell mate knocks out two of his teeth
Posted on 11/9/21 at 10:42 am
Posted on 11/9/21 at 10:42 am
That escalated pretty quickly but likely a normal day in in the Florida penal system.

ETA the pedophile's pic. Thanks Hangit.
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Christopher James Callen had been serving time in Monroe County jail in the Florida Keys on a charge of failing to register as a sex offender since September.
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On Thursday, he attacked his 57-year-old cellmate, beating him so badly that he knocked two of the other man’s teeth out and broke one of his ribs
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The reason for Callen’s rage, he told deputies, was because his cellmate “passes gas too often and doesn’t give any courtesy flushes when using the toilet,”
ETA the pedophile's pic. Thanks Hangit.
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This post was edited on 11/9/21 at 11:06 am
Posted on 11/9/21 at 10:45 am to DemonKA3268
I don’t see the problem
Posted on 11/9/21 at 10:47 am to DemonKA3268
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in the Florida Keys
quote:story checks out
sex offender
Posted on 11/9/21 at 10:49 am to DemonKA3268
fricked around and found out
Posted on 11/9/21 at 10:50 am to DemonKA3268
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doesn’t give any courtesy flushes when using the toilet

Posted on 11/9/21 at 10:53 am to DemonKA3268
This is the smart feller, or fart smeller, that won the fight. 
Posted on 11/9/21 at 10:56 am to DemonKA3268
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The reason for Callen’s rage, he told deputies, was because his cellmate “passes gas too often and doesn’t give any courtesy flushes when using the toilet,”

Posted on 11/9/21 at 11:06 am to Hangit
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This is the smart feller, or fart smeller, that won the fight
Yep, looks like a Pedo to me.
Posted on 11/9/21 at 11:15 am to DemonKA3268
From what I read that is what Prince Charles’ wife Camilla would have done to Biden, sorry Brandon, when he ripped arse on her recently.
Posted on 11/9/21 at 11:35 am to DemonKA3268
That's actually a real thing in most prisons from what I understand. Gotta fart out the bars or on the toilet and flush frequently. And clean up after yourself. Violation of any of those calls for a beating.
Posted on 11/9/21 at 11:41 am to jdd48
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That's actually a real thing in most prisons from what I understand. Gotta fart out the bars or on the toilet and flush frequently. And clean up after yourself. Violation of any of those calls for a beating.
(jack strain taking notes)
Posted on 11/9/21 at 11:42 am to DemonKA3268
Is the guy just supposed to hold in his farts until the next morning?
Posted on 11/9/21 at 11:50 am to LordSaintly
I rather take a beating than hold a fart.
As people say, better outside than inside.
As people say, better outside than inside.
Posted on 11/9/21 at 11:52 am to DemonKA3268
Prison food probably keeps him gassed up.
Posted on 11/9/21 at 12:09 pm to jdd48
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That's actually a real thing in most prisons from what I understand. Gotta fart out the bars or on the toilet and flush frequently. And clean up after yourself. Violation of any of those calls for a beating.
A shitty situation all around.
Posted on 11/9/21 at 12:21 pm to DemonKA3268
Wish the princess lady would've done the same to Brandon
Posted on 11/9/21 at 12:54 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Damn T-Bag let his hair grow out
Posted on 11/9/21 at 1:12 pm to TygerDurden
But the bars aren’t impermeable so if you fart out side of the bars the fart can come right back in. Then what?
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