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re: Florida Man Farts in Strippers Face

Posted on 10/3/16 at 2:33 pm to
Posted by LSUweights
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2014
3600 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 2:33 pm to
I like how I come across this thread and my Spotify is playing "That Smell" by Lynyrd Skynyrd
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 2:33 pm to
I realize it but I dont think anyone else does.... It's just funny to poke fun at Florida
Posted by DoUrden
UnderDark
Member since Oct 2011
26320 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 2:34 pm to
We were not allowed on OBT when I was in the Navy.
Posted by PairofDucks
Member since Jul 2016
4992 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 2:35 pm to
If it's a satire page, they're doing a poor job.

Most of the stories are about absentee ballots, vehicle recalls, and boring shite like that.
Posted by Roman Candle Tag
Member since Mar 2016
1548 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 2:40 pm to
I'll bet the guy was just pissed off at how much she charged for the ZJ.
Posted by Corch Urban Myers
Columbus, OH
Member since Jul 2009
5993 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 2:41 pm to
How is this a crime?
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
27902 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 2:41 pm to
Florida. The gift that keeps on giving.
Posted by nes2010
Member since Jun 2014
8029 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 2:42 pm to
It's a brilliant satire page because they fooled "real" media into covering some of their stories. The grandpa marrying his granddaughter got picked up by yahoo and others.
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
45976 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 2:44 pm to
quote:

How in the hell is that assault? This country has lost its damn mind!


He didn't get the lapdance contract notorized before the dance.
Posted by etm512
Mandeville, LA
Member since Aug 2005
21059 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 3:08 pm to
Posted by LSUwag
Florida man
Member since Jan 2007
18141 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 3:11 pm to
LOL

Anything on the Orange Blossom Trail in Orlando is just straight up ghetto.

Orlando is such a trashy city.
Posted by doublecutter
Member since Oct 2003
7221 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 3:21 pm to
I should have gotten a stripper arrested at a dive strip joint I went to down in Homestead.
This bitch gave me a lap dance and she put her coohie about 3 or 4 inches away from my nose and the smell could have stripped the bark off a pine tree. The smell was so bad my eyes started watering.
Posted by LeMarteau
Hoover, AL (B.R. native)
Member since Mar 2008
2275 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 3:40 pm to
That's a legitimate need for a safe space.
Posted by PolyPusher86
St. George
Member since Jun 2010
3357 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 3:46 pm to
She started it by putting her chlaymydia infested crotch in his face.
This post was edited on 10/3/16 at 3:48 pm
Posted by MasterKnight
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2016
2369 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 3:55 pm to
That Sonic commercial is spot on when the one guys says about Florida being like another world. Some messed up shite comes out of Florida seemingly every day.
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
18329 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 4:04 pm to
quote:

Great... now she has stink eye. She should demand restitution.


Fixed it for ya
Posted by monkeybutt
Member since Oct 2015
4584 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 4:07 pm to
quote:

the man has an arrest record for a 2013 incident at a local park,when he alledgedly asked an elderly woman to "kiss me where I poop" before pressing his buttocks into her face.


Seems like he'd be a great match for the teacher who likes to be licked where she farts.
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
27870 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 4:35 pm to
Can strippers be charged with being unclean down there and putting their catfish crockpot in your face?

Posted by Corch Urban Myers
Columbus, OH
Member since Jul 2009
5993 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 4:37 pm to
quote:

He didn't get the lapdance contract notorized before the dance.


Get outta here, you third-world medico!










In all seriousness, how goes your studies? Are you almost done yet? Do you have a residency lined up?
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
33882 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 4:38 pm to
quote:

"She told me his fart was really nasty. I think she’s definitely gonna have some psychological problems after this,”

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