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Florida man climbs on playground equipment to tell children where babies come from

Posted on 5/22/18 at 8:35 am
Posted by crap4brain
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2004
2694 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 8:35 am
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CLEARWATER BEACH, Fla. (WPMI) — According to the Tampa Bay Times, a Florida man climbed on top a piece of equipment at a Clearwater Beach playground Sunday and yelled at a bunch of children in the area. He was apparently screaming at the children about where babies come from.


Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74890 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 8:36 am to
Florida man strikes again.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18402 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 8:36 am to
Need an "only in Florida" board.
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
51733 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 8:36 am to
fricking Florida man
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56772 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 8:36 am to
HAHA FLORIDA!

Amirite, folks?
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
61725 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 8:37 am to
How the hell did he get that damn close.

I am not an overbearing parent, but even I would throw a body tackle on him if he was heading for the jungle gym
Posted by sweetwaterbilly
Member since Mar 2017
19649 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 8:37 am to
Sometimes I wear the fact that I'm from Florida as a badge of honor.. most other times (including this one) I am just ashamed.
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
61326 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 8:38 am to
So where do babies come from?








This post was edited on 5/22/18 at 8:41 am
Posted by btnetigers
South Louisiana
Member since Aug 2015
2332 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 8:38 am to
Posted by TechDawg2007
Bawville
Member since Nov 2007
32635 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 8:39 am to
He looks very stable
Posted by LeMarteau
Hoover, AL (B.R. native)
Member since Mar 2008
2275 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 8:39 am to
Officers said Ryan at first was approaching tourists and making inappropriate comments to women in an effort to get their male partners to confront him.


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An officer in the area was observing this behavior.


WTF??? Seems like he shoulda been jacked-up before ever climbing on the playground equipment.
Posted by crap4brain
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2004
2694 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 8:40 am to
quote:

He was apparently screaming at the children about where babies come from.


That's a nice gesture, taking it upon himself to educate our youth.
Posted by domesticengineer
Member since Oct 2017
252 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 8:40 am to
Yeah. No way that dude is getting close to playground equipment my kids are on.
Posted by bengalbait
Grove Lounge
Member since Sep 2009
4603 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 8:40 am to
Well, where did you all learn? I don't see the problem here. The parents should be happy now little Jr. and Sally are scarred for life and will probably never get his face out of their minds when they start to get steamy.
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
61725 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 8:45 am to
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Well, where did you all learn?
nor from a deranged face tatted lunatic telling them that babies grown from cloud seeding are placed up your arse by the govt
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11638 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 8:46 am to
This happened in a swimming pool on an episode of Impractical Jokers.
Posted by Saskwatch
Member since Feb 2016
18363 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 8:47 am to


A real life boogie man. Those kids will probably never have the sex after getting mentally warped like that at a young age.

*People who have face/neck tattoos should be shipped off to a penal colony like Australia.
This post was edited on 5/22/18 at 8:49 am
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31597 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 8:49 am to
Thread title + that pic


Posted by TigerNlc
Chocolate City
Member since Jun 2006
33220 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 8:52 am to
This should be a Chappelle show skit.
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57015 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 8:56 am to
I like his little tooth
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