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re: Florida Man Charged For Sex With Stuffed Animals At Target
Posted on 12/6/19 at 3:21 pm to bayoubroad
Posted on 12/6/19 at 3:21 pm to bayoubroad
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What the hell is going on in Florida.
You know what sucks? Is that florida type things go on in the Florida parishes.. Like that Slidell dude who was charged with 46 counts of sexual abuse of animals..
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Posted on 12/6/19 at 3:21 pm to DemonKA3268
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Meader proceeded to “dry hump” the cinematic snowman “until he ejaculated on the merchandise.”
Upon returning the soiled stuffed animal back to a merchandise rack, Meader entered the toy department. There, cops allege, he “selected a large unicorn stuffed animal and began to ‘dry hump’ this item.”
Impressive refractory period.
Posted on 12/6/19 at 3:22 pm to DemonKA3268
How many of us would pass on a chance to frick a unicorn?
There but for the grace of God go I.
There but for the grace of God go I.
Posted on 12/6/19 at 3:36 pm to tigerinthebueche
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FLA>>>SLIDELL
Slidell really needs to be part of Florida. Can we move it there?
This post was edited on 12/6/19 at 3:37 pm
Posted on 12/6/19 at 3:51 pm to DemonKA3268
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Florida
Shocker
Posted on 12/6/19 at 3:58 pm to idlewatcher
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Shocker
Isn't it though
Posted on 12/6/19 at 3:58 pm to DemonKA3268
If I was gonna have sex with a Frozen stuffed animal in Target, Olaf wouldn't be my first choice.
Posted on 12/6/19 at 4:04 pm to KosmoCramer
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If I was gonna have sex with a Frozen stuffed animal in Target, Olaf wouldn't be my first choice.
Yeah, quite the odd choice
Posted on 12/6/19 at 4:28 pm to DemonKA3268
Yeah, this is an old story.
Posted on 12/6/19 at 4:32 pm to DemonKA3268
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The December 5 information accuses Meader, seen at right, of “willfully and maliciously” damaging Target goods “by ejaculating on the merchandise.”
Posted on 12/6/19 at 4:55 pm to DemonKA3268
Pics of snowman?
Posted on 12/6/19 at 4:57 pm to Kafka
Some felonies are worth melting for.
Posted on 12/6/19 at 5:02 pm to OweO
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It was an attempt at a joke.
Oweo, ladies and gentlemen.
Posted on 12/6/19 at 5:11 pm to DemonKA3268
Was this guy’s dick stiff while doing the dead with a stuffed animal.
Posted on 12/6/19 at 5:49 pm to Klingler7
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Was this guy’s dick stiff while doing the dead with a stuffed animal.
Are you saying he also fricked a dead guy while holding a stuffed unicorn? That’s kinky as hell.
Posted on 12/6/19 at 6:18 pm to DemonKA3268
This story was very difficult to fap to. Got er done though.
Posted on 12/6/19 at 6:41 pm to OweO
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What makes this a bigger deal than a sex doll?
I’d imagine most people wait til they leave the store to frick the sex doll
Posted on 12/7/19 at 6:59 am to DemonKA3268
Dude’s making a strong case for Florida Man of the Year. 
Posted on 12/7/19 at 7:00 am to Boo Krewe
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He didn't let it go
Oh yes he did....on Olaf’s back.
This post was edited on 12/7/19 at 7:01 am
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