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Florida Man Charged For Sex With Stuffed Animals At Target
Posted on 12/6/19 at 3:04 pm
Posted on 12/6/19 at 3:04 pm
Victims included unicorn and Olaf, snowman from Disney's "Frozen"
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A Florida prosecutor yesterday filed a misdemeanor criminal count against the 20-year-old man arrested last month for allegedly engaging in sexual conduct with a pair of “large stuffed animal toys” at a Target store.
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The December 5 information accuses Meader, seen at right, of “willfully and maliciously” damaging Target goods “by ejaculating on the merchandise.” The court filing notes that “damage to said property being $200.00 or less.”
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According to a police report, Meader arrived at Target around 2 PM and approached a display featuring characters from the Disney film “Frozen.” He then selected a “large Olaf stuffed animal” and placed it on the floor. Meader proceeded to “dry hump” the cinematic snowman “until he ejaculated on the merchandise.”
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Upon returning the soiled stuffed animal back to a merchandise rack, Meader entered the toy department. There, cops allege, he “selected a large unicorn stuffed animal and began to ‘dry hump’ this item.”
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Posted on 12/6/19 at 3:06 pm to DemonKA3268
Do you wanna frick a snowman?
Posted on 12/6/19 at 3:06 pm to DemonKA3268
You're not supposed to do that?
Posted on 12/6/19 at 3:07 pm to DemonKA3268
FLA>>>SLIDELL
at least the Florida guy wasn't fricking real animals.
at least the Florida guy wasn't fricking real animals.
Posted on 12/6/19 at 3:07 pm to DemonKA3268
What makes this a bigger deal than a sex doll?
Posted on 12/6/19 at 3:08 pm to DemonKA3268
Posted on 12/6/19 at 3:08 pm to DemonKA3268
Didn’t someone frick a stuffed animal in a Walmart a few months back?
Posted on 12/6/19 at 3:08 pm to OweO
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What makes this a bigger deal than a sex doll?
I think you answered your own question. What he did was not with "sex" dolls. There is a difference.
Posted on 12/6/19 at 3:09 pm to BeerMoney
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Didn’t someone frick a stuffed animal in a Walmart a few months back?
I'm thinking this may be the same case. It happened in October.
Posted on 12/6/19 at 3:09 pm to Cosmo
quote:melt, bitch
Do you wanna frick a snowman?
Posted on 12/6/19 at 3:10 pm to DemonKA3268
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I think you answered your own question. What he did was not with "sex" dolls. There is a difference.
It was an attempt at a joke.
Posted on 12/6/19 at 3:10 pm to OweO
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It was an attempt at a joke.
Posted on 12/6/19 at 3:14 pm to DemonKA3268
quote:This guy was at Target
Didn’t someone frick a stuffed animal in a Walmart a few months back?
Only trash would frick a stuffed animal at WalMart
Posted on 12/6/19 at 3:15 pm to Kafka
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This guy was at Target Only trash would frick a stuffed animal at WalMart
Maybe he moved up in the world
Posted on 12/6/19 at 3:16 pm to DemonKA3268
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He then selected a “large Olaf stuffed animal” and placed it on the floor. Meader proceeded to “dry hump” the cinematic snowman “until he ejaculated on the merchandise.”
Posted on 12/6/19 at 3:17 pm to DemonKA3268
What the hell is going on in Florida.
Posted on 12/6/19 at 3:18 pm to DemonKA3268
You can have sex with the stuffed animals. You just have to buy them and take them home first. frick.
Posted on 12/6/19 at 3:19 pm to DemonKA3268
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What makes this a bigger deal than a sex doll?
I think you answered your own question. What he did was not with "sex" dolls. There is a difference.
And doing it on the floor of a Target makes it different.
Posted on 12/6/19 at 3:20 pm to DemonKA3268
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Upon returning the soiled stuffed animal back to a merchandise rack, Meader entered the toy department. There, cops allege, he “selected a large unicorn stuffed animal and began to ‘dry hump’ this item.”
Refractory period game weak
Posted on 12/6/19 at 3:21 pm to Peazey
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You can have sex with the stuffed animals. You just have to buy them and take them home first. frick.
He skipped a step...
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