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Florida Man Batters Girlfriend With A Burrito
Posted on 2/12/19 at 5:38 pm
Posted on 2/12/19 at 5:38 pm
FEBRUARY 12--For the second time in as many weeks, a Florida Man has been arrested for battering a woman with a burrito, according to court records.
Police charge that Peter Elacqua, 41, got into an argument with his girlfriend Friday in their Port Richey residence.
After Elacqua allegedly shoved the woman into a chair in their bedroom, he “threw his burrito at the Victim,” striking her in the face with the food item.
When a sheriff’s deputy arrived at the home in response to a 911 call, the woman had “the contents of the burrito dispersed across her face, neck, and left chest/shoulder area.”
Elacqua, pictured at right in a 2017 mug shot, fled the area before cops arrived and refused to return home when contacted on his cell phone. He subsequently “turned his phone off and no further contact was made.”
Police eventually caught up with Elacqua yesterday afternoon and arrested him on a misdemeanor domestic battery charge. He was booked into the county jail in advance of a court hearing today.
Elacqua’s rap sheet includes prior arrests for cocaine possession; aggravated battery with a deadly weapon; methamphetamine possession; domestic battery; violating probation; and possession of drug paraphernalia.
On January 27, police arrested Floridian Victor Fosser, 49, for allegedly striking his wife in the face with a Taco Bell burrito. (1 page)
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This post was edited on 2/12/19 at 5:40 pm
Posted on 2/12/19 at 5:40 pm to MrLSU
Well, Florida is one of the most romantic states.
Posted on 2/12/19 at 5:42 pm to MrLSU
quote:
For the second time in as many weeks, a Florida Man has been arrested for battering a woman with a burrito
Posted on 2/12/19 at 5:44 pm to Chinese Bandit
There's just too many f'ed up visuals that come to mind.
Posted on 2/12/19 at 5:45 pm to Jim Rockford
So this dude threw a burrito at his chick, hit her in the face got all over her neck and clothes, and she just left that shite all over her until the cops arrived?
Posted on 2/12/19 at 5:49 pm to dawgsjlw
Gotta preserve the evidence. Don't you watch CSI?
Posted on 2/12/19 at 5:49 pm to MrLSU
I’m pretty sure this was on Live PD too.
Posted on 2/12/19 at 5:54 pm to tigercubs
quote:LivePD is in Pasco county. Port Richey is right in the middle of those meth-loving trailer dwellers
I’m pretty sure this was on Live PD too.
Posted on 2/12/19 at 6:06 pm to MrLSU
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Elacqua’s rap sheet includes prior arrests for cocaine possession; aggravated battery with a deadly weapon; methamphetamine possession; domestic battery; violating probation; and possession of drug paraphernalia.
Holy guacamole
Posted on 2/12/19 at 6:08 pm to molsusports
quote:
Elacqua’s rap sheet includes prior arrests for cocaine possession; aggravated battery with a deadly weapon; methamphetamine possession; domestic battery; violating probation; and possession of drug paraphernalia.
Holy guacamole
In Virginia he would have his voting rights reestablished.
Posted on 2/12/19 at 6:09 pm to castorinho
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What a fantastic t-shirt.
+1000
Posted on 2/12/19 at 6:09 pm to MrLSU
It's stories like these that make me realize I'm much more normal than I think.
Posted on 2/12/19 at 6:10 pm to PigKahuna
I used to batter with the Burrito too.
Posted on 2/12/19 at 6:12 pm to MrLSU
"You got me. You caught the Burrito."
Does he have siblings that do this too?
The Flying Burrito Brothers?
Does he have siblings that do this too?
The Flying Burrito Brothers?
Posted on 2/12/19 at 6:13 pm to PigKahuna
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It's stories like these that make me realize I'm much more normal than I think.
I was thinking the same thing. I'm the same age as this baw and have a clean record and a somewhat normal life
Posted on 2/12/19 at 6:15 pm to fallguy_1978
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I was thinking the same thing. I'm the same age as this baw and have a clean record and a somewhat normal life
Why the hell do you think I watch LivePD? Well, aside from learning the places not to go here in Richland County...
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