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re: Florida Man Batters Girlfriend With A Burrito

Posted on 2/12/19 at 6:18 pm to
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 2/12/19 at 6:18 pm to




This post was edited on 2/12/19 at 6:19 pm
Posted by TidenUP
Coden, AL
Member since Apr 2011
14680 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 6:21 pm to
Misdemeanor? In La, that's aggravated battery(domestic), a felony.
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 2/12/19 at 8:49 pm to
Felonious Assault with a Deadly Burrito will get you 10-15 years in Angola.
Posted by Erebus
Member since Jan 2019
574 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 9:14 pm to
The guy from Sugar Ray has not aged well.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92037 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 9:15 pm to
Only if it has Volcano sauce on it
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76183 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 7:05 am to
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the woman had “the contents of the burrito dispersed across her face, neck, and left chest/shoulder area.”


kinky
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68544 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 7:24 am to
quote:

When a sheriff’s deputy arrived at the home in response to a 911 call, the woman had “the contents of the burrito dispersed across her face, neck, and left chest/shoulder area.”

Dude has a good arm
Posted by LarryCLE
Member since Apr 2017
1720 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 7:34 am to
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she just left that shite all over her until the cops arrived?

Following Jussie’s example.
Posted by rt3
now in the piney woods of Pineville
Member since Apr 2011
147072 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 8:47 am to
quote:

quote:

I’m pretty sure this was on Live PD too.

LivePD is in Pasco county. Port Richey is right in the middle of those meth-loving trailer dwellers

this case was absolutely on LivePD

K9 Shep didn't sniff out the burrito... he got hooked on the scent of a chalupa
Posted by jkylejohnson
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2016
15015 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 9:04 am to
They don't call it The Illegal Burrito for nothin
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
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Posted on 2/13/19 at 10:45 pm to
quote:

LivePD is in Pasco county. Port Richey is right in the middle of those meth-loving trailer dwellers

Spring Hill but I did most of my work in port richey/new port richey and hudson.

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