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Florida man & gf caught wrestling in car after sex over napkin soaked with pee

Posted on 3/27/20 at 12:05 pm
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 3/27/20 at 12:05 pm
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CLEARWATER, Fla. – Police say a couple found naked and wrestling in their car parking outside a Florida mall got into a fight about a “pee napkin” after they had sex.




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Witnesses called 911 around 9 p.m. Sunday when they spotted 21-year-old Robert Janisch, of Minnesota, and his girlfriend engaged in a naked fight and when deputies arrived, they separated the two and noticed the woman had some injuries to her neck, according to the Clearwater Police Department.



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Officers said the woman told them that she and her boyfriend had sex in a car outside the Clearwater Mall and after, she needed to urinate so she stepped out of the car, did so, and used a napkin to wipe herself clean but then accidentally tossed the napkin onto Janisch.



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An argument started as soon as he got back into the vehicle with Janisch yelling at her for throwing the “pee napkin” at him, records show.

Things turned physical when Janisch choked the woman for a few seconds, causing her breathing to be restricted until she was able to yell for help, according to the affidavit.
Police said Janisch admitted that the two had been drinking and he got mad when she threw the “pee napkin” at him, but he wouldn’t say how the fight turned physical and claimed the injuries to her neck might have happened earlier in the day when they were at the beach.

He was arrested on a charge of domestic violence by strangulation.




Posted by Byrdybyrd05
Member since Nov 2014
26543 posts
Posted on 3/27/20 at 12:06 pm to
Florida!
Posted by SOSFAN
Blythewood
Member since Jun 2018
15883 posts
Posted on 3/27/20 at 12:07 pm to
So I guess he isn't into watersports.
Posted by The Sea Otter
AR-Kansas
Member since Mar 2019
582 posts
Posted on 3/27/20 at 12:08 pm to
Posted by ezride25
Constitutional Republic
Member since Nov 2008
26569 posts
Posted on 3/27/20 at 12:08 pm to
She must be European
Posted by Legion of Doom
Old Metry
Member since Jan 2018
5727 posts
Posted on 3/27/20 at 12:09 pm to
Pics of girl he was having sex with?
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
109289 posts
Posted on 3/27/20 at 12:09 pm to
Good to see things returning to normal in Florida.
Posted by ConservativeBamaFan
Tuscaloosa Alabama
Member since Nov 2013
1413 posts
Posted on 3/27/20 at 12:13 pm to
Had sex don’t care.
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
29741 posts
Posted on 3/27/20 at 12:13 pm to
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Witnesses called 911 around 9 p.m. Sunday when they spotted 21-year-old Robert Janisch, of Minnesota


Glad to see Minnesota is exporting their best and brightest to the Seminole State.
Posted by Tiger inTampa
Tampa, FL
Member since Sep 2009
2171 posts
Posted on 3/27/20 at 12:15 pm to
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Florida man


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21-year-old Robert Janisch, of Minnesota
This post was edited on 3/27/20 at 12:16 pm
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
109289 posts
Posted on 3/27/20 at 12:25 pm to
Sure, he may have been from Minnesota originally, but he caught that Florida virus.
Posted by Rep520
Member since Mar 2018
10476 posts
Posted on 3/27/20 at 12:28 pm to
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Florida man

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21-year-old Robert Janisch, of Minnesota


When in Rome...
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
91568 posts
Posted on 3/27/20 at 12:28 pm to
Y’all don’t do this?
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
109289 posts
Posted on 3/27/20 at 12:31 pm to
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Y’all don’t do this?


Sex in the car was a possibility in my teen/college years, but piss napkins were never involved.
Posted by Dooder73
Member since Mar 2020
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Posted on 3/27/20 at 12:33 pm to
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
139493 posts
Posted on 3/27/20 at 12:34 pm to
That's as Florida a headline as I have ever read
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 3/27/20 at 12:35 pm to
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she threw the “pee napkin” at him,

Sex and free (slightly used) toilet paper? What is this guy upset about?
Posted by mark65mc
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
11536 posts
Posted on 3/27/20 at 12:36 pm to
This is who I pictured without reading the post.

Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
38366 posts
Posted on 3/27/20 at 12:37 pm to
so desensitized to Florida man headlines now
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
91568 posts
Posted on 3/27/20 at 12:40 pm to
You weren’t doing it right
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