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Florida man & gf caught wrestling in car after sex over napkin soaked with pee
Posted on 3/27/20 at 12:05 pm
Posted on 3/27/20 at 12:05 pm
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CLEARWATER, Fla. – Police say a couple found naked and wrestling in their car parking outside a Florida mall got into a fight about a “pee napkin” after they had sex.
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Witnesses called 911 around 9 p.m. Sunday when they spotted 21-year-old Robert Janisch, of Minnesota, and his girlfriend engaged in a naked fight and when deputies arrived, they separated the two and noticed the woman had some injuries to her neck, according to the Clearwater Police Department.
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Officers said the woman told them that she and her boyfriend had sex in a car outside the Clearwater Mall and after, she needed to urinate so she stepped out of the car, did so, and used a napkin to wipe herself clean but then accidentally tossed the napkin onto Janisch.
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An argument started as soon as he got back into the vehicle with Janisch yelling at her for throwing the “pee napkin” at him, records show.
Things turned physical when Janisch choked the woman for a few seconds, causing her breathing to be restricted until she was able to yell for help, according to the affidavit.
Police said Janisch admitted that the two had been drinking and he got mad when she threw the “pee napkin” at him, but he wouldn’t say how the fight turned physical and claimed the injuries to her neck might have happened earlier in the day when they were at the beach.
He was arrested on a charge of domestic violence by strangulation.
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Posted on 3/27/20 at 12:07 pm to tiggerthetooth
So I guess he isn't into watersports.
Posted on 3/27/20 at 12:08 pm to tiggerthetooth
She must be European
Posted on 3/27/20 at 12:09 pm to tiggerthetooth
Pics of girl he was having sex with?
Posted on 3/27/20 at 12:09 pm to tiggerthetooth
Good to see things returning to normal in Florida.
Posted on 3/27/20 at 12:13 pm to tiggerthetooth
Had sex don’t care.
Posted on 3/27/20 at 12:13 pm to PsychTiger
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Witnesses called 911 around 9 p.m. Sunday when they spotted 21-year-old Robert Janisch, of Minnesota
Glad to see Minnesota is exporting their best and brightest to the Seminole State.
Posted on 3/27/20 at 12:15 pm to Byrdybyrd05
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Florida man
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21-year-old Robert Janisch, of Minnesota
This post was edited on 3/27/20 at 12:16 pm
Posted on 3/27/20 at 12:25 pm to Tiger inTampa
Sure, he may have been from Minnesota originally, but he caught that Florida virus.
Posted on 3/27/20 at 12:28 pm to Tiger inTampa
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Florida man
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21-year-old Robert Janisch, of Minnesota
When in Rome...
Posted on 3/27/20 at 12:28 pm to tiggerthetooth
Y’all don’t do this?
Posted on 3/27/20 at 12:31 pm to ReauxlTide222
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Y’all don’t do this?
Sex in the car was a possibility in my teen/college years, but piss napkins were never involved.
Posted on 3/27/20 at 12:34 pm to tiggerthetooth
That's as Florida a headline as I have ever read
Posted on 3/27/20 at 12:35 pm to tiggerthetooth
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she threw the “pee napkin” at him,
Sex and free (slightly used) toilet paper? What is this guy upset about?
Posted on 3/27/20 at 12:36 pm to tiggerthetooth
This is who I pictured without reading the post.

Posted on 3/27/20 at 12:37 pm to tiggerthetooth
so desensitized to Florida man headlines now
Posted on 3/27/20 at 12:40 pm to PsychTiger
You weren’t doing it right
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