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re: Florida--Human Genitals Reportedly Found In Tuna's Stomach

Posted on 10/3/16 at 2:34 pm to
Posted by Muice
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2013
1268 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 2:34 pm to
I think we now know what happened to Jorts 'R Us for coming home late...

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Posted by Tingle
1173 Tallow Tree Lane
Member since Sep 2013
4558 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 2:36 pm to
Posted by Snipe
Member since Nov 2015
15555 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 2:39 pm to
quote:

Florida--Human Genitals Reportedly Found In Tuna's Stomach


Thanks for ruining Tuna for me.

Posted by Split2874
Mandeville
Member since Jul 2012
3182 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 2:40 pm to
So far today in Florida

we have had a man arrested for farting in a strippers face

a granddaughter married her grandfather

and now a tuna with a penis in its stomach...

Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
77640 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 2:45 pm to
All 3 of those stories are from the same newspaper. The newspaper is some onion like rag.
Posted by DonChowder
Sonoma County
Member since Dec 2012
9249 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 2:52 pm to
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
Posted by bengalbait
Grove Lounge
Member since Sep 2009
4588 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 3:05 pm to
quote:

So far today in Florida

we have had a man arrested for farting in a strippers face

a granddaughter married her grandfather

and now a tuna with a penis in its stomach...



And you fell for all of them didn't you.
Posted by Monday
Prairieville
Member since Mar 2013
5127 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 3:11 pm to
quote:

in Florida they call this Monday

Hey, speak for yourself a-hole.

Goldfish give better BJs. Less teeth. Also the relative size does wonders for the ego.
Posted by Dignan
Member since Sep 2005
13265 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 3:14 pm to
How were the dick and balls not digested yet?

Does this mean an undiscovered body is somewhere near?

Most importantly (and I'm not judging, but), did he eat a gay cock chugging fish?

Posted by MWP
Kingwood, TX via Monroe, LA
Member since Jul 2013
10953 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 3:17 pm to
Pretty much sums up the pharse "swimming with the fishes".
Posted by MBclass83
Member since Oct 2010
10070 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 3:31 pm to
Somebody should have kept his lure in his pants.
Posted by crawlin king snake
in the weeds
Member since Jul 2015
335 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 4:10 pm to
So a tuna had a penis salad sammich. Flipping the script.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
45964 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 4:13 pm to
quote:

You think he threw the fish away?
Is it gay if he kept the fish?
Posted by knuckleballer
Myrtle Beach, SC
Member since Jul 2012
916 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 7:47 pm to
That dude needs his charter boat card pulled. Cut into the stomach? amateur night.
This post was edited on 10/3/16 at 7:58 pm
Posted by nvasil1
Hellinois
Member since Oct 2009
17379 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 8:21 pm to
Posted by Redbone
my castle
Member since Sep 2012
20529 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 8:28 pm to
Florida is gettin more like Kaleefornia every day
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
70320 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 9:15 pm to
Pics?
Posted by Dick Leverage
In The HizHouse
Member since Nov 2013
9000 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 10:29 pm to
If it were me I would just "mount" the cock and balls and throw the fish back.
Posted by RummelTiger
Texas
Member since Aug 2004
92620 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 10:31 pm to
quote:

definitely something in the water


Well, now it's in a tuna's stomach...
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
60576 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 10:36 pm to
quote:

it were me I would just "mount" the cock


Thst would end our fishing trip weirdo
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