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re: Florida - Jail trustee caught having sex in port-a-potty during BBQ fundraiser

Posted on 3/6/26 at 11:53 am to
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
41027 posts
Posted on 3/6/26 at 11:53 am to
Which smelled worse, the porta-john or her gash?
Posted by Yat27
Austin
Member since Nov 2010
8364 posts
Posted on 3/6/26 at 11:53 am to
quote:

A portapotty 8.5
With that forehead? I guess the "no-pecker" bonus really boosts the overall score.
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
61447 posts
Posted on 3/6/26 at 12:05 pm to
She would be the hottest chick I ever had sex w in a portapotty
Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
56017 posts
Posted on 3/6/26 at 12:06 pm to
sounds like anything goes in prisons these days
drugs, sex, three square meals, you can get anything you want
not a bad life
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76323 posts
Posted on 3/6/26 at 12:12 pm to
Gotta git it when you can
This post was edited on 3/6/26 at 12:13 pm
Posted by Townedrunkard
Member since Jan 2019
15074 posts
Posted on 3/6/26 at 12:22 pm to
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Bruh. How you gonna charge a guy with a felony for getting arse in a the shitter. It's not like he didn't report back.


They had to charge him with something I guess. I think they’ll have a hard time convicting him on this.
Posted by Thracken13
Aft Cargo Hold of Serenity
Member since Feb 2010
18866 posts
Posted on 3/6/26 at 12:23 pm to
quote:

For his toilet dalliance, Sanchez was charged with “prisoner escape or attempt escape,” a second-degree felony punishable by up to 15 years in prison. He is scheduled to be arraigned on April 8.


Posted by Pfft
Member since Jul 2014
5083 posts
Posted on 3/6/26 at 12:31 pm to
I would hit it but from the looks of her nose, somebody already did.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122175 posts
Posted on 3/6/26 at 12:34 pm to
He should sue the jail for tempting him to have sex with a female.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
95664 posts
Posted on 3/6/26 at 12:35 pm to
Somewhat paradoxically, they could both do better ...

Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134654 posts
Posted on 3/6/26 at 12:43 pm to
Pork-her Potty
Posted by nes2010
Member since Jun 2014
7862 posts
Posted on 3/6/26 at 12:46 pm to


Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
25857 posts
Posted on 3/6/26 at 1:13 pm to
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For his toilet dalliance, Sanchez was charged with “prisoner escape or attempt escape,” a second-degree felony punishable by up to 15 years in prison. He is scheduled to be arraigned on April 8.
Look at her and then imagine banging that in the nastiness of a port-a-potty. He’s been punished enough. Sentence him to time served for this new charge
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
26667 posts
Posted on 3/6/26 at 1:14 pm to
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If I was a jailer and caught that guy I'm just closing the door and we can high five later.


Agreed. They were both willing. Giving him up to 15ys because he got some arse is a bullshite move.
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Baw Land
Member since Sep 2017
14425 posts
Posted on 3/6/26 at 1:21 pm to
Meanwhile this baw was watching them:

Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
20820 posts
Posted on 3/6/26 at 1:33 pm to
quote:

She would be the hottest chick I ever had sex w in a portapotty


I've never done it in a port-a potty, but did date this chic in HS with a strange fetish for the same smell.
This post was edited on 3/6/26 at 1:59 pm
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
55580 posts
Posted on 3/6/26 at 1:58 pm to
quote:

I don’t think I want to live in a world where a couple of prisoners can’t frick in a shitter.

But she wasn’t a prisoner, right?
Posted by oldtrucker
Marianna, Fl
Member since Apr 2013
3502 posts
Posted on 3/6/26 at 2:02 pm to
Nothing screams sex like a portapotty
Posted by brass2mouth
NOLA
Member since Jul 2007
20635 posts
Posted on 3/6/26 at 3:26 pm to
quote:

For his toilet dalliance, Sanchez was charged with “prisoner escape or attempt escape,” a second-degree felony punishable by up to 15 years in prison.

Well that’s fricked up.



Pussy remains undefeated.
Posted by FIREAWAY
Member since Jul 2022
512 posts
Posted on 3/6/26 at 3:36 pm to
quote:

For his toilet dalliance, Sanchez was charged with “prisoner escape or attempt escape,” a second-degree felony punishable by up to 15 years in prison.



quote:

Well that’s fricked up.


Doesnt matter, had sex.











































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