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re: FL man argues his big d-ck caused his SO to choke to death. He wants to show the jury.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:30 pm to The Mick
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:30 pm to The Mick
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Even if he loses the case, he wins.
Not sure how that would work out in prison but if he can get off (literally of course), he will probably be slaying it for as long as he is alive.
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Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:30 pm to arseinclarse
Now, imagine his dick is black...
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:35 pm to arseinclarse
Very hard to place any credibility in a print publication whose editors can not spell DEFENSE ! 
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:36 pm to headhunter
The Sun is a British paper
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:38 pm to arseinclarse
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:41 pm to arseinclarse
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arseinclarse
Jesus dude. Between this and the Jesus said show your junk news, I would really like to know what you have your filters set on for your news stories.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:44 pm to arseinclarse
Has to be the greatest thread title ever !!!!!!
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:45 pm to Wortivi22
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:45 pm to arseinclarse
I wonder if his expert will be showing an accident reconstruction video in court.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:47 pm to arseinclarse
Erection, your honor! I mean-ejacul-ah, wait..Objection! The prosecution rests..and requests a cigarette break!
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:49 pm to arseinclarse
That's a ballsy defense.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:51 pm to WaltTeevens
This is a case where the defense team hopes for a hung jury.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:51 pm to tiger rag 93
[img]That defense would never fly for me [/img]
Ever heard of a fishbone choking someone? I'm gonna say you still have a shot
Ever heard of a fishbone choking someone? I'm gonna say you still have a shot
This post was edited on 5/8/17 at 2:52 pm
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:52 pm to arseinclarse
The worst part of the story is that it has quotes from the woman's son.
Imagine having to sit through that..
Imagine having to sit through that..
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:53 pm to arseinclarse
I think the jury might find that defense hard to swallow
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:54 pm to Sao
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:56 pm to SuperSaint
quote:
sexually asphyxiated during oral sex
quote:
That's my fetish
You want to be sexually asphyxiated during oral sex?
Posted on 5/8/17 at 3:38 pm to arseinclarse
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The 65-year-old from Margate, on the Floridian south coast, has previously admitted choking his girlfriend but never explained how,
65? great, they're going to go after evolution peptides too, stock up while you can.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 3:41 pm to arseinclarse
Missed the saddest part of the article.
quote:
The victim’s son criticized the defense strategy.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 4:00 pm to arseinclarse
Judge:"Will the defendent rise?"
(snickers heard throughout the courtroom)
(snickers heard throughout the courtroom)
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