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Fisherman's trip ends as snakebite victim, carjacking suspect
Posted on 8/6/20 at 2:55 pm
Posted on 8/6/20 at 2:55 pm
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Saturday, Childrey didn't bother donning his usual fishing pants. He didn't bother with his cell phone. He just pulled on a pair of jeans and wading boots and hit the stream.
"I was pretty excited," he said. "It just looked real good."
Sure enough, he found browns and rainbows were enthusiastically chowing down on hoppers, and he caught several very nice fish.
Fishing his home water, he knew all the good spots. So he headed to the next one, saw a fish rising, and stepped toward the river to make his cast.
Whack. He was bitten on the leg by a rattlesnake.
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He started walking back toward his house. He had seen the neighboring ranch's caretaker drive by, so he started calling out.
"Calling, heck, I was yelling," he said. "Then I saw the caretaker's truck. I looked inside it, and the keys were in it."
So Childrey jumped in the truck and headed for another nearby ranch.
What he didn't know was that the caretaker had seen him take the truck, but didn't recognize him and assumed his truck had just been stolen. So he called the sheriff.
Our snakebitten protagonist, by now a car-theft suspect, pulled up in the yard of the Garrison place. "Floydena and Billy Garrison are good friends," Childrey said. "Floydena was mowing her lawn. So I yelled at her."
"I just put him in the truck and took him to town," Floydena said. "I didn't even grab my cell phone
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Meanwhile, back at the other ranch, the caretaker's pickup truck had been located at the Garrison place.
Trouble was, Floydena and her truck were missing. People began to worry that whoever stole the first truck decided Floydena's new truck was better and abducted it, along with her.
It's Montana, not Florida, so it ended peacefully. LINK
Posted on 8/6/20 at 2:57 pm to Jim Rockford
Definitely an Arse thread title.
Posted on 8/6/20 at 3:00 pm to Jim Rockford
If I had a dime for every time that has happened to me.
Posted on 8/6/20 at 3:00 pm to Jim Rockford
I would have like to have seen Florida....
....’s version of this story.
....’s version of this story.
This post was edited on 8/6/20 at 3:01 pm
Posted on 8/6/20 at 3:10 pm to Jim Rockford
That article/story may be the best written piece of journalism that I have seen in months.
This post was edited on 8/6/20 at 3:23 pm
Posted on 8/6/20 at 3:12 pm to Jim Rockford
Ah hell Floydena, I got tagged by ole Mr. No Shoulders
Posted on 8/6/20 at 3:39 pm to DevilDagNS
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WTF!!!!!!!?
..don't cross Jake Roberts, because The Snake always bites back.
Posted on 8/6/20 at 4:13 pm to Jim Rockford
Wyoming and Montana.........heaven on earth.
Posted on 8/6/20 at 4:18 pm to Jim Rockford
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It's Montana,
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rattlesnake.
Posted on 8/6/20 at 4:21 pm to Green Chili Tiger
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Floydena
"Honey, it's gonna be a boy. I just KNOW it is. We can name him after your Pa, Floyd."
"I like that name. Sounds good."
"Congratulations, would you like to see your daughter?"
"We'll call her Floydena".
Posted on 8/6/20 at 4:22 pm to soccerfüt
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I would have like to have seen Florida....
....’s version of this story.
Posted on 8/6/20 at 4:32 pm to Jim Rockford
Absolute state of that thread title.
Posted on 8/6/20 at 4:33 pm to Jim Rockford
Best line of the story, dude is a Baw:
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"They wanted to know why I didn't stay and fish longer," he said. "If I'd known I had three hours to get to the doctor. I might have," he said. "The fishing was really good."
Posted on 8/6/20 at 5:05 pm to soccerfüt
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I would have like to have seen Florida....
....’s version of this story.
Add a gun battle and meth and you pretty much have it.
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