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Fisherman's trip ends as snakebite victim, carjacking suspect

Posted on 8/6/20 at 2:55 pm
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 8/6/20 at 2:55 pm
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Saturday, Childrey didn't bother donning his usual fishing pants. He didn't bother with his cell phone. He just pulled on a pair of jeans and wading boots and hit the stream.

"I was pretty excited," he said. "It just looked real good."

Sure enough, he found browns and rainbows were enthusiastically chowing down on hoppers, and he caught several very nice fish.

Fishing his home water, he knew all the good spots. So he headed to the next one, saw a fish rising, and stepped toward the river to make his cast.

Whack. He was bitten on the leg by a rattlesnake.




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He started walking back toward his house. He had seen the neighboring ranch's caretaker drive by, so he started calling out.

"Calling, heck, I was yelling," he said. "Then I saw the caretaker's truck. I looked inside it, and the keys were in it."

So Childrey jumped in the truck and headed for another nearby ranch.

What he didn't know was that the caretaker had seen him take the truck, but didn't recognize him and assumed his truck had just been stolen. So he called the sheriff.

Our snakebitten protagonist, by now a car-theft suspect, pulled up in the yard of the Garrison place. "Floydena and Billy Garrison are good friends," Childrey said. "Floydena was mowing her lawn. So I yelled at her."

"I just put him in the truck and took him to town," Floydena said. "I didn't even grab my cell phone




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Meanwhile, back at the other ranch, the caretaker's pickup truck had been located at the Garrison place.

Trouble was, Floydena and her truck were missing. People began to worry that whoever stole the first truck decided Floydena's new truck was better and abducted it, along with her.


It's Montana, not Florida, so it ended peacefully. LINK
Posted by SUB
Member since Jan 2001
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 8/6/20 at 2:57 pm to
Definitely an Arse thread title.
Posted by TDsngumbo
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Posted on 8/6/20 at 3:00 pm to
If I had a dime for every time that has happened to me.
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 8/6/20 at 3:00 pm to
I would have like to have seen Florida....














....’s version of this story.
This post was edited on 8/6/20 at 3:01 pm
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54320 posts
Posted on 8/6/20 at 3:10 pm to
That article/story may be the best written piece of journalism that I have seen in months.
This post was edited on 8/6/20 at 3:23 pm
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79234 posts
Posted on 8/6/20 at 3:12 pm to
Ah hell Floydena, I got tagged by ole Mr. No Shoulders
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 8/6/20 at 3:20 pm to
Posted by DevilDagNS
Member since Dec 2017
2678 posts
Posted on 8/6/20 at 3:35 pm to
WTF!!!!!!!!
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 8/6/20 at 3:39 pm to
quote:

WTF!!!!!!!?


..don't cross Jake Roberts, because The Snake always bites back.

Posted by Zarkinletch416
Deep in the Heart of Texas
Member since Jan 2020
8389 posts
Posted on 8/6/20 at 4:13 pm to
Wyoming and Montana.........heaven on earth.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47612 posts
Posted on 8/6/20 at 4:14 pm to
quote:

Floydena
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67590 posts
Posted on 8/6/20 at 4:18 pm to
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It's Montana,


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rattlesnake.


Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
29658 posts
Posted on 8/6/20 at 4:21 pm to
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Floydena




"Honey, it's gonna be a boy. I just KNOW it is. We can name him after your Pa, Floyd."

"I like that name. Sounds good."

"Congratulations, would you like to see your daughter?"

"We'll call her Floydena".


Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47612 posts
Posted on 8/6/20 at 4:22 pm to
quote:

I would have like to have seen Florida....














....’s version of this story.


Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
20508 posts
Posted on 8/6/20 at 4:32 pm to
Absolute state of that thread title.
Posted by TigerDeacon
West Monroe, LA
Member since Sep 2003
29309 posts
Posted on 8/6/20 at 4:33 pm to
Best line of the story, dude is a Baw:

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"They wanted to know why I didn't stay and fish longer," he said. "If I'd known I had three hours to get to the doctor. I might have," he said. "The fishing was really good."
Posted by Stealth Matrix
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Member since Aug 2019
7843 posts
Posted on 8/6/20 at 5:05 pm to
quote:

I would have like to have seen Florida....














....’s version of this story.


Add a gun battle and meth and you pretty much have it.
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