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re: First World Problem of The Day (FWPOTD)

Posted on 5/30/18 at 10:38 am to
Posted by fjlee90
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2016
8521 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 10:38 am to
quote:

A whisper of bourbon in your morning coffee never hurt anyone


Don't you mean a whisper of coffee in your morning bourbon?
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 10:45 am to
My debit card is broke so while waiting for a new one I have to go to the bank for cash like some sort of caveman
Posted by Gorilla Ball
Az via La
Member since Feb 2006
13374 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 11:36 am to
wife picked me up from airport in Porsche, golf clubs didn't fit in car
Posted by SnglMaltScotch
Member since Aug 2014
542 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 11:37 am to
The air conditioning vent in the car was blowing such cold air at such a high volume that I had to redirect the vent away from myself this morning until the ACC got the car to the proper temperature.
Posted by Costanza
Member since May 2011
3275 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 11:40 am to
quote:

The air conditioning vent in the car was blowing such cold air at such a high volume that I had to redirect the vent away from myself this morning until the ACC got the car to the proper temperature.



Damn man, sorry to hear.
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
114938 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 11:46 am to
I had to walk outside earlier... it's sooooo hot out there.
Posted by Teddy Ruxpin
Member since Oct 2006
40997 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 11:56 am to
I bought 5 new pendant lights for the kitchen. They came with the tiniest damn screws that fastened the top part to the bracket in the ceiling.

I dropped the damn things at least 30 times and had to climb down the ladder over and over hunting for them.
Posted by Rendevoustavern
Member since May 2018
1959 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 12:09 pm to
Had to work all morning without checking TD, until now.
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
39239 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 12:10 pm to
I have to drive out to the river to tell the Mexicans where to lay sod.

I’ll just smoke a bowl and fish while they work so I guess it won’t be too bad
Posted by DEG
Atlanta
Member since Jul 2009
10861 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 12:19 pm to
Realized this morning that I forgot to put the shoe tree in my wingtips last night. FML.
Posted by GeauxDJ74
Richmond, TX
Member since Jun 2014
835 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 12:21 pm to
My Uber went to the wrong level at Aria so delayed my brunch arrival by five minutes.
Posted by 504Voodoo
New Orleans
Member since Aug 2012
13856 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 12:25 pm to
quote:

Ran out of wipes so I had to only use dry toilet paper.




Game changer
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70471 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 12:28 pm to
quote:

didnt feel like drilling into some jackass' teeth so i told him he doesnt have any cavities




I need a dentist like you. Just tell me all is well.
Posted by BrohemAlem11
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
13915 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 12:29 pm to
quote:

Used my last hotel room paper coffee cup for my bourbon last night,


you could have stopped at having to drink bourbon out of a paper cup.

FWPOTD: Wife unplugged our coffee machine when we went on vacation which deleted my set auto-on time. I haven;t gotten round to resetting it so had to hit brew myself this morning.
Posted by CoachDon
Louisville
Member since Sep 2014
12409 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 12:31 pm to
Someone in front of me at the Starbucks drive-thru paid for my coffee and scone.
Posted by reo45
Member since Nov 2015
6362 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 12:35 pm to
Enjoy the MSG....


And the fat arse you will get.


Never seen a fit person in that place, including myself.
Posted by SM6
Georgia
Member since Jul 2008
8973 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 12:39 pm to
quote:

Used my last hotel room paper coffee cup for my bourbon last night, so I had to get dressed and go downstairs to get my first cup of coffee. The coffee was no doubt better than I would've gotten from my hotel room machine, but it was a hassle.


I've been there before. Sometimes I'll say f it and just roll down looking like a homeless person who snuck into the hotel.
Posted by Big Block Stingray
Top down on open road
Member since Feb 2009
2096 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 12:43 pm to
Staff moved my patient out of ICU before I made rounds, had to go to other side of the hospital to see them.
Posted by Ash Williams
South of i-10
Member since May 2009
18563 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 12:45 pm to
quote:

Used my last hotel room paper coffee cup for my bourbon last nigh


the hotels you stay at dont have glass cups?
Posted by OKellsBells
USA
Member since Dec 2016
5264 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 12:59 pm to
I just began a two week vacation from work and decided to start drinking early.

Now I have the shits and am feeling too lazy to get packed for the beach. And we are out of beer.

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