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Posted on 5/30/18 at 10:45 am to Costanza
My debit card is broke so while waiting for a new one I have to go to the bank for cash like some sort of caveman
Posted on 5/30/18 at 11:36 am to Costanza
wife picked me up from airport in Porsche, golf clubs didn't fit in car
Posted on 5/30/18 at 11:37 am to celltech1981
The air conditioning vent in the car was blowing such cold air at such a high volume that I had to redirect the vent away from myself this morning until the ACC got the car to the proper temperature.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 11:40 am to SnglMaltScotch
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The air conditioning vent in the car was blowing such cold air at such a high volume that I had to redirect the vent away from myself this morning until the ACC got the car to the proper temperature.
Damn man, sorry to hear.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 11:46 am to Costanza
I had to walk outside earlier... it's sooooo hot out there.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 11:56 am to Costanza
I bought 5 new pendant lights for the kitchen. They came with the tiniest damn screws that fastened the top part to the bracket in the ceiling.
I dropped the damn things at least 30 times and had to climb down the ladder over and over hunting for them.
I dropped the damn things at least 30 times and had to climb down the ladder over and over hunting for them.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 12:09 pm to Costanza
Had to work all morning without checking TD, until now.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 12:10 pm to Costanza
I have to drive out to the river to tell the Mexicans where to lay sod.
I’ll just smoke a bowl and fish while they work so I guess it won’t be too bad
I’ll just smoke a bowl and fish while they work so I guess it won’t be too bad
Posted on 5/30/18 at 12:19 pm to Costanza
Realized this morning that I forgot to put the shoe tree in my wingtips last night. FML.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 12:21 pm to beerJeep
My Uber went to the wrong level at Aria so delayed my brunch arrival by five minutes.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 12:25 pm to RAG1N_T1GER77
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Ran out of wipes so I had to only use dry toilet paper.
Game changer
Posted on 5/30/18 at 12:28 pm to Winston Cup
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didnt feel like drilling into some jackass' teeth so i told him he doesnt have any cavities
I need a dentist like you. Just tell me all is well.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 12:29 pm to Costanza
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Used my last hotel room paper coffee cup for my bourbon last night,
you could have stopped at having to drink bourbon out of a paper cup.
FWPOTD: Wife unplugged our coffee machine when we went on vacation which deleted my set auto-on time. I haven;t gotten round to resetting it so had to hit brew myself this morning.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 12:31 pm to Costanza
Someone in front of me at the Starbucks drive-thru paid for my coffee and scone.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 12:35 pm to LewDawg
Enjoy the MSG....
And the fat arse you will get.
Never seen a fit person in that place, including myself.
And the fat arse you will get.
Never seen a fit person in that place, including myself.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 12:39 pm to Costanza
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Used my last hotel room paper coffee cup for my bourbon last night, so I had to get dressed and go downstairs to get my first cup of coffee. The coffee was no doubt better than I would've gotten from my hotel room machine, but it was a hassle.
I've been there before. Sometimes I'll say f it and just roll down looking like a homeless person who snuck into the hotel.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 12:43 pm to reo45
Staff moved my patient out of ICU before I made rounds, had to go to other side of the hospital to see them.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 12:45 pm to Costanza
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Used my last hotel room paper coffee cup for my bourbon last nigh
the hotels you stay at dont have glass cups?
Posted on 5/30/18 at 12:59 pm to Costanza
I just began a two week vacation from work and decided to start drinking early.
Now I have the shits and am feeling too lazy to get packed for the beach. And we are out of beer.

Now I have the shits and am feeling too lazy to get packed for the beach. And we are out of beer.
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