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FIrst time as a groomsman, I do t think I ever want to be one again

Posted on 7/23/18 at 8:01 pm
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
20645 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 8:01 pm
All the bridesmaids are married and most of them are pregnant.

Wedding is on a major college football Saturday

$300 fligh. Both flights at 5 AM.

$200 tuxedo rental

The tuxedo shirt is too short by about 8 inches. They don’t have that shirt in tall. So I have to go find another tuxedo dress shite elsewhere that works with the uniform.

I can’t even go to the bachelor event

I like these people so I’m happy to do it. But man, this seems like a lot of work.
This post was edited on 7/23/18 at 8:25 pm
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
27902 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 8:01 pm to
Pick better friends.
Posted by Horsemeat
2025 Contributor Of The Year
Member since Dec 2014
15689 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 8:02 pm to
That's a whole lot of whining in one post. Chip up, chipper.
Posted by momentoftruth87
Your mom
Member since Oct 2013
86110 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 8:02 pm to
Sounds turrible
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 8:02 pm to
quote:

FIrst time as a groomsman


Make sure you include the groom in your wedding whenever you get married.

Some people on this board get quite upset over stuff like that.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66993 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 8:03 pm to
Bridesmaids aren't actually pregnant, they're just fat
Posted by JDogg33
Member since Oct 2017
405 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 8:03 pm to
Did it once. Will never do again.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31596 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 8:03 pm to
Are you on an iPhone/iPad by chance OP? Reason I ask is the n missing in dont in your title. My does that too constantly, it’s like my n key is broken even though it’s just a spot on th screen, does it constantly.
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 8:03 pm to
quote:

All the bridesmaids are married and most of them are pregnant.


Neither one of these things means you can't frick them.
Posted by PolyPusher86
St. George
Member since Jun 2010
3357 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 8:03 pm to
Shut up and stop
Your bitching, support the groomsman, it’ll be over in no time
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
20645 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 8:04 pm to
I have to bitch somewhere! And I can’t bitch to anyone I know because pretty much everyone I know is going to be there
Posted by Ignignot
Member since Mar 2009
18823 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 8:04 pm to
Easy solution

Be barely sober enough to walk down the aisle and stand.

Other than that stay drunk the entire time and just have fun and dont worry about anyone else.
This post was edited on 7/23/18 at 8:05 pm
Posted by craigbiggio
Member since Dec 2009
31805 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 8:04 pm to
Goddamn millenials
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66993 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 8:04 pm to
quote:

Wedding is on a major college football Saturday

Let me guess, his favorite team has a bye week, but UGA does not.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
141150 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 8:04 pm to
Your best friend needs to be your dog.
Posted by Horsemeat
2025 Contributor Of The Year
Member since Dec 2014
15689 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 8:04 pm to
POOR YOU
Posted by alpinetiger
Salt Lake City
Member since Apr 2017
5864 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 8:05 pm to
You are so fricking poor. I'm pointing and laughing...
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50935 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 8:05 pm to
quote:

I’m happy to do it


All evidence to the contrary
Posted by geauxtigers87
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2011
27727 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 8:06 pm to
lots of bitching on the OT tonight shite
Posted by jflsufan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2013
5258 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 8:07 pm to
quote:

All the bridesmaids are married and most of them are pregnant.


Preggo chicks are always horny. Get some!
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