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re: FIrst time as a groomsman, I do t think I ever want to be one again

Posted on 7/23/18 at 8:29 pm to
Posted by al_cajun
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2017
2442 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 8:29 pm to
Damn dude you’re a shitty arse friend
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
36821 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 8:29 pm to
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most of them are pregnant.


And?

A. You know they put out.
B. They can’t get pregnant again so no rubbers!
fricking win/win. Sack up and get in there baw!
Posted by JDogg33
Member since Oct 2017
405 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 8:30 pm to
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what a selfish prick......his wedding


Nobody gives AF about your wedding. Ppl are such drama queens.
What's selfish is expecting people to Shell out a thousand or more for your wedding.
Posted by PortHudsonPlaya
Houston
Member since Jul 2017
3170 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 8:30 pm to
Get rid of the shitty attitude and you may actually have a good time.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106059 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 8:31 pm to
10 years from now you will scarcely remember any of these people.
Posted by Stevo
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2004
12586 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 8:32 pm to
Buy your own tuxedo shirt. Worthwhile investment. When you’re older and settled into your dad bod, you can buy your own tuxedo.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 8:32 pm to
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What's selfish is expecting people to Shell out a thousand or more for your wedding.


Eh that’s on the extreme end. And save the dates/invites are sent well in advance.

But attending weddings is just a part of being an adult. I guarantee you the groom is paying more than you.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
33900 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 8:32 pm to
What a bitch. That’s the last time you’ll be a groomsman too, sounds like you hate your friends
Posted by Feral
Member since Mar 2012
12809 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 8:34 pm to
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$300 fligh. Both flights at 5 AM.

$200 tuxedo rental


It's like the Seinfeld episode where Jerry tried to give George free Super Bowl tickets and gets rebuffed. Whenever we get invited to an out of state wedding, I always tell my wife that the invitation is basically a bill.

George: Are you paying my hotel and airfare to Miami?
Jerry: What do you think?
George: So in order to use these, I gotta spend like fifteen hundred bucks. You're basically handing me a bill for fifteen hundred dollars.
This post was edited on 7/23/18 at 8:37 pm
Posted by al_cajun
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2017
2442 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 8:34 pm to
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Nobody gives AF about your wedding.

Yeah and this isn’t selfish at all
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
52849 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 8:36 pm to
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Sick burn. Guess you missed where I said I was the first to get married.

Damn sounds like your crew has issues with women
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 8:39 pm to
Yeah we’re all virgins. Wish we were as cool as you, man.
Posted by JDogg33
Member since Oct 2017
405 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 8:41 pm to
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attending weddings is part of being an adult


Part of being an adult is making decisions and being an individual. Not just doing shite because everybody else does.

As far as groom "paying" more well yeah I mean it's his wedding after all. And let's be honest it's usually mommy and daddy paying the bill.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 8:42 pm to
Don’t be surprised or mad when your wedding is your family, your parents friends, and no one else.
This post was edited on 7/23/18 at 8:43 pm
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
52849 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 8:45 pm to
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Yeah we’re all virgins. Wish we were as cool as you, man.

Yikes was going the other way with that comment
Posted by Bob Sacamano
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
5294 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 8:45 pm to
Did it once and will never do that shite again.
Posted by Shooter
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
9350 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 8:46 pm to
They'll probably be divorced in a couple of years and then you'll really have something to bitch about.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 8:47 pm to
I can tell you’re obsessed with me, but sorry, I’m not gay.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
37536 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 8:49 pm to
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Have plenty of friends. Just politely decline if asked. True freinds don't demand you use vacation time, and spend over a thousand bucks for their wedding.


True friends do things for their friends because, well, they're are their friends. If anyone comes off as selfish in that situations it's you.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66985 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 8:49 pm to
I’m dead. Best post in a long time
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