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re: First Mow of the Year; First Visit by the Police

Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:35 am to
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
50827 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:35 am to
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pulled the starter string on the lawnmower.


real mowers have a key not a pull string
Posted by TigerGman
Center of the Universe
Member since Sep 2006
14079 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:35 am to
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Sun's up blades down

You're an a-hole too.
Posted by OleWarSkuleAlum
Huntsville, AL
Member since Dec 2013
10293 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:37 am to
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If I met you in real life I would slap you so hard you would cry.


Sonic at 1320 Round Rock Ave
Posted by AjaxFury
In & out of The Matrix
Member since Sep 2014
9928 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:37 am to
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Rain's a coming


So the grass will be growing a lot faster & the next time you mow will be even sooner

You are one devious bastard. We finally get fall like weather & you're in July mentality

Posted by Waterboy1972
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2007
1144 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:38 am to
I just assumed this was another "when is it too early to mow" threads. But no, it wasn't. My question, and this is coming from both an avid firearms and mowing enthusiast, is what kind of neighborhood do you reside in that necessitates the strapping on of your heater?

Additionally, from my experience, mowing is dusty, dirty, and loud. Someone could literally walk up on you and you might not even know it. And if you did see them, couldn't your pistol jam from all that dust?

Not knocking your mowing habits nor gun rights. Only one is an actual right, and I at least applaud you for exercising it.
Posted by MSMHater
Houston
Member since Oct 2008
23366 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:39 am to
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Sun started coming up about 6:55am and I pulled the starter string on the lawnmower.


Lil liquid herbicide while you're out fellating Marco would solve that issue quickly.
Posted by tLSU
Member since Oct 2007
8691 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:39 am to
"Enjoying a quick coffee" at 830am means the cop made you go inside till 9.
Posted by Seldom Seen
Member since Feb 2016
48737 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:41 am to
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It should be illegal to mow the lawn at 6:55 am. They should have wrote a ticket on this alone. Don't really care about the gun, the fact that you mow before sunrise makes you a dick
Posted by jeff5891
Member since Aug 2011
15979 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:41 am to
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Sun started coming up about 6:55am and I pulled the starter string on the lawnmower
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6:55am


Yep. Go frick yourself
Posted by Croacka
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2008
61451 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:42 am to
This thread reeks of tryhard
Posted by ithad2bme
Houston transplant from B.R.
Member since Sep 2008
3732 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:42 am to
Why are you mowing your own yard in TX?

Why are you mowing before 8 AM on a Saturday?

So you are an OT poor who's only joy in life comes from being a dick to your neighbors?
Posted by floyd of pink
Metry
Member since Nov 2011
3335 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:43 am to
frick you for mowing the lawn before 7 AM, you dick.
Posted by RedlandsTiger
Greenwell Springs, LA
Member since Jan 2008
3215 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:43 am to
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It should be illegal to mow the lawn at 6:55 am. They should have wrote a ticket on this alone. Don't really care about the gun, the fact that you mow before sunrise makes you a dick


This-
6:55AM are you serious? if so, you are an a-hole
Posted by HubbaBubba
North of DFW, TX
Member since Oct 2010
52633 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:43 am to
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Mowing your lawn while carrying a pistol?
Who cares? Perhaps he enjoys the feeling of a long, steely hard rod rubbing against his leg early in the morning. He and Toddy may have more in common that we had assumed.



*edit - he does support little foam party Marco. Where there's smoke there's fire.
This post was edited on 3/26/17 at 8:52 am
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
26443 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:44 am to
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Saturday?

Wtf
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
27902 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:44 am to
I don't think this thread is going the way you had hoped.
Posted by AjaxFury
In & out of The Matrix
Member since Sep 2014
9928 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:45 am to
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Why are you mowing your own yard in TX?

Why are you mowing before 8 AM on a Saturday?

So you are an OT poor who's only joy in life comes from being a dick to your neighbors?


Bets on he is old AF & literally get off my lawn type. I would lose my shite living next to that guy
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
59449 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:46 am to
Cmon man, not before 8 on the weekends. I don't care if you're cutting the grass and towing a howitzer behind the mower, but doing it at 6:55 am is a dick move.
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
30198 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:46 am to
How little is your dick that you feel the need to be strapped while you mow the lawn? You're not mowing a yard in Mosul.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
173704 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:47 am to
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6:55 am


quote:

Sunday


KYS


ETA-
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pulled the starter string


Lol u poor. I won't tell your fellow conservatives tho
This post was edited on 3/26/17 at 8:49 am
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