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re: First Mow of the Year; First Visit by the Police
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:35 am to OleWarSkuleAlum
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:35 am to OleWarSkuleAlum
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pulled the starter string on the lawnmower.
real mowers have a key not a pull string
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:35 am to OleWarSkuleAlum
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Sun's up blades down
You're an a-hole too.
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:37 am to mouton
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If I met you in real life I would slap you so hard you would cry.
Sonic at 1320 Round Rock Ave
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:37 am to OleWarSkuleAlum
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Rain's a coming
So the grass will be growing a lot faster & the next time you mow will be even sooner
You are one devious bastard. We finally get fall like weather & you're in July mentality
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:38 am to OleWarSkuleAlum
I just assumed this was another "when is it too early to mow" threads. But no, it wasn't. My question, and this is coming from both an avid firearms and mowing enthusiast, is what kind of neighborhood do you reside in that necessitates the strapping on of your heater?
Additionally, from my experience, mowing is dusty, dirty, and loud. Someone could literally walk up on you and you might not even know it. And if you did see them, couldn't your pistol jam from all that dust?
Not knocking your mowing habits nor gun rights. Only one is an actual right, and I at least applaud you for exercising it.
Additionally, from my experience, mowing is dusty, dirty, and loud. Someone could literally walk up on you and you might not even know it. And if you did see them, couldn't your pistol jam from all that dust?
Not knocking your mowing habits nor gun rights. Only one is an actual right, and I at least applaud you for exercising it.
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:39 am to OleWarSkuleAlum
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Sun started coming up about 6:55am and I pulled the starter string on the lawnmower.
Lil liquid herbicide while you're out fellating Marco would solve that issue quickly.
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:39 am to OleWarSkuleAlum
"Enjoying a quick coffee" at 830am means the cop made you go inside till 9.
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:41 am to Winston Cup
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It should be illegal to mow the lawn at 6:55 am. They should have wrote a ticket on this alone. Don't really care about the gun, the fact that you mow before sunrise makes you a dick
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:41 am to OleWarSkuleAlum
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Sun started coming up about 6:55am and I pulled the starter string on the lawnmower
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6:55am
Yep. Go frick yourself
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:42 am to OleWarSkuleAlum
This thread reeks of tryhard
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:42 am to OleWarSkuleAlum
Why are you mowing your own yard in TX?
Why are you mowing before 8 AM on a Saturday?
So you are an OT poor who's only joy in life comes from being a dick to your neighbors?
Why are you mowing before 8 AM on a Saturday?
So you are an OT poor who's only joy in life comes from being a dick to your neighbors?
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:43 am to OleWarSkuleAlum
frick you for mowing the lawn before 7 AM, you dick.
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:43 am to OleWarSkuleAlum
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It should be illegal to mow the lawn at 6:55 am. They should have wrote a ticket on this alone. Don't really care about the gun, the fact that you mow before sunrise makes you a dick
This-
6:55AM are you serious? if so, you are an a-hole
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:43 am to HurricaneDunc
quote:Who cares? Perhaps he enjoys the feeling of a long, steely hard rod rubbing against his leg early in the morning. He and Toddy may have more in common that we had assumed.
Mowing your lawn while carrying a pistol?
*edit - he does support little foam party Marco. Where there's smoke there's fire.
This post was edited on 3/26/17 at 8:52 am
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:44 am to OleWarSkuleAlum
I don't think this thread is going the way you had hoped. 
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:45 am to ithad2bme
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Why are you mowing your own yard in TX?
Why are you mowing before 8 AM on a Saturday?
So you are an OT poor who's only joy in life comes from being a dick to your neighbors?
Bets on he is old AF & literally get off my lawn type. I would lose my shite living next to that guy
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:46 am to OleWarSkuleAlum
Cmon man, not before 8 on the weekends. I don't care if you're cutting the grass and towing a howitzer behind the mower, but doing it at 6:55 am is a dick move.
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:46 am to OleWarSkuleAlum
How little is your dick that you feel the need to be strapped while you mow the lawn? You're not mowing a yard in Mosul.
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:47 am to OleWarSkuleAlum
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6:55 am
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Sunday
KYS
ETA-
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pulled the starter string
Lol u poor. I won't tell your fellow conservatives tho
This post was edited on 3/26/17 at 8:49 am
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