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re: First Mow of the Year; First Visit by the Police

Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:49 am to
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5769 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:49 am to
If you live in Round Rock then you probably live in a cookie cutter neighborhood, so you don't even have the excuse of having a large yard which takes hours to cut. Just a tool after all.
Posted by beulahland
Little D'arbonne
Member since Jan 2013
4130 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:49 am to
Upvote for doing a good job on all fronts.
Never back down.
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
21521 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:51 am to
quote:

How little is your dick that you feel the need to be strapped while you mow the lawn? You're not mowing a yard in Mosul.


I know a guy who was jacked while working in his front yard in an upscale neighborhood.

If he'd been strapped, they might have picked a different victim.
Posted by Peepdip
Member since Aug 2016
4946 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:52 am to
Sleep in instead of waking up at the crack of dawn to mow your lawn you redneck hank hill wannabe mother fricker
Posted by Capt ST
High Plains
Member since Aug 2011
13717 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:52 am to
Neighbor should be up making breakfast before church, consider it a wake up call from the Lord.
Posted by nc14
La Jolla
Member since Jan 2012
28193 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:54 am to
Sunday
6:55am
Pistol
Police

I think we've fully defined trashy right here. Next.
Posted by Bayoumike
Member since Mar 2017
647 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:54 am to
I wouldn't have called the police because of your pistol, but I would've turned my hose on you for mowing at 6:55 am.
This post was edited on 3/26/17 at 11:04 am
Posted by MSWebfoot
Hernando
Member since Oct 2011
3263 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:56 am to
Question for those bitching about mowing before 7:
Do you people live in cardboard fricking boxes, in zero lot type neighborhoods? My neighbors could mow at 3am and I wouldn't hear shite. I live in a real house, made of brick and shite.
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
26443 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:56 am to
For the 3 dumbfricks who downvoted me on the first page.

From the GMT thread
quote:

My got damn idiot neighbor is at it again. Cranks the pressure washer up at 7am sharp right outside my window. Sometimes I honestly think I am being pranked and there are cameras just waiting to see how much shite I will put up with before I snap. The motherfricker couldn't do it during the week like everyone else. Nah, has to be Sunday fricking morning. quote: Looks like everybody is sleeping in. Ha....Not anymore. This post was edited on 3/26 at 7:48 am
This post was edited on 3/26/17 at 8:58 am
Posted by rsbd
banks of the Mississippi
Member since Jan 2007
23471 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:56 am to
quote:

quote:
If I met you in real life I would slap you so hard you would cry.


Sonic at 1320 Round Rock Ave



WORLD STAR!!!!!!!!
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
173704 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:57 am to
LIVE PD
Posted by Doomaflochie
Member since Jan 2011
285 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:58 am to
quote:

Sonic

Texas showdowns just aren't what they used to be.
Posted by Bayoumike
Member since Mar 2017
647 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:59 am to
quote:

Question for those bitching about mowing before 7: Do you people live in cardboard fricking boxes, in zero lot type neighborhoods? My neighbors could mow at 3am and I wouldn't hear shite. I live in a real house, made of brick and shite.


I'm glad that you're proud of your public housing.

Mowing before 7 wakes up my dog, which in turn, wakes up me.
This post was edited on 3/26/17 at 9:52 am
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
41376 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 9:00 am to
quote:

6:55am and I pulled the starter string on the lawnmower. 


This is why I'm starting a petition that mower owners must undergo a screening process and be licenced.
This post was edited on 3/26/17 at 9:01 am
Posted by nc14
La Jolla
Member since Jan 2012
28193 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 9:00 am to
You pass out. That's not sleeping.
Posted by Doomaflochie
Member since Jan 2011
285 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 9:00 am to
quote:

Made of brick and shite

Gross
Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
65493 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 9:01 am to
I wear a pistol concealed everywhere I go including mowing. Rock that .38 bro
Posted by HailToTheChiz
Back in Auburn
Member since Aug 2010
55026 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 9:06 am to
quote:

He shook his head and said, "too many Californians invading our peace in Texas."


Hope this actually happened
Posted by poochie
Houma, la
Member since Apr 2007
6765 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 9:07 am to
Something doesn't add up....
Facts:
•Cranked up mower (pull start) at 6:55
•Lives close enough to neighbor that they would complain about noise
•Cop came at 8
•Still has grass to cut

You're making some shite up. Even if you live in a neighborhood and use a push mower, you should have been done in an hour assuming any prep time (picking up stuff that may be in the yard, prepping the mower) was quietly before 6:55.

No way it's taking you more than 65 min to cut a small neighborhood yard

I call bullshite.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 9:08 am to
Mowing the lawn at 6:55 AM on a weekend in March should be punishable by public flogging.
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