Finally scheduled my vasectomy

Frozen peas

Make sure and bring in 2 samples before letting it rip.

One of the best decisions I've ever made. Take it easy for a couple of days. You do that and you are golden.

Best decision you can make.

Shooting blanks feels so great.

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Finally scheduled my vasectomy

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You dumb shite.

You schedule that for the Friday of Masters' weekend or the first weekend of the NCAA tournament.

ETA: More vasectomies are performed the Friday of the first weekend of the tournament than any other day of the year. I used to listen to a radio show that would team up with a local urology group to give away a free vasectomy. They'd let guys call in with their stories for a couple weeks before the procedure and the best one got it. One year, a guy living in a yurt with his granola wife, a couple of kids and a shite ton of animals won.

The catch was that the vasectomy was done live, on the air the Friday of the first weekend of the tournament. They'd send in the one guy on the show who'd had a vasectomy and he'd do a play-by-play from inside the snipping room with one of the other urologists who wasn't performing the procedure, so the doctors got all kinds of drive time advertisement for a couple of weeks for the promotion and all it cost them was one vasectomy.

It was fricking must listen radio.

How long are you required to avoid lifting heavy objects? I'm interested in having it done, but I need to be able to pick up patients

You're not a real man unless you jog home from it.

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Finally scheduled my vasectomy

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The gene pool thanks you.

Jk, good luck with the procedure

Best thing I ever did. Just take it easy, you'll be fine.

I wish I would never had done it.
Totally changed my shooting off experience. Less enjoyable for me now,