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Posted on 7/20/21 at 11:16 pm to CAD703X
Son you look higher than giraffe pussy.
Posted on 7/20/21 at 11:17 pm to Methuselah
"Here is your hat. What's your hurry?" = it is time for you to leave
"Go chase a rabbit" and "go play in the street" = the grandkids are annoying and need to leave the adults alone
When asked how he was doing?
"Hanging in there like a hair in a biscuit" or "6 feet up is better than 6 feet under".
Most of the others arent appropriate for the 21st century and result in calling someone a baby.
"Go chase a rabbit" and "go play in the street" = the grandkids are annoying and need to leave the adults alone
When asked how he was doing?
"Hanging in there like a hair in a biscuit" or "6 feet up is better than 6 feet under".
Most of the others arent appropriate for the 21st century and result in calling someone a baby.
Posted on 7/20/21 at 11:21 pm to meansonny
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This post was edited on 12/18/21 at 9:55 am
Posted on 7/20/21 at 11:21 pm to meansonny
quote:
"Here is your hat. What's your hurry?" = it is time for you to leave
I love that.
Posted on 7/20/21 at 11:51 pm to CAD703X
Lord wiling, and the creek don’t rise!
I still use that one
I still use that one
Posted on 7/20/21 at 11:56 pm to CAD703X
It’s not really a saying but when I was really young my great grandfather used to tell me to go find a snow snake, this was in west Texas. Years later I realize it was just to get me out of his hair. I spent countless hours looking for said snow snakes
Posted on 7/21/21 at 4:53 am to HoboDickCheese
after a big meal
"im as full as a dog tick in july"
"im as full as a dog tick in july"
Posted on 7/21/21 at 5:27 am to fool_on_the_hill
When your chore didn't work out exactly as planned:
"You're about as useless as a screen door on a submarine."
"You're about as useless as a screen door on a submarine."
Posted on 7/21/21 at 5:41 am to CAD703X
Gettin' old ain't for pussies.
Posted on 7/21/21 at 5:55 am to scuppernong
I couldn't kick if I had four legs.
Posted on 7/21/21 at 6:13 am to CAD703X
Eating onions make you pretty
Posted on 7/21/21 at 6:22 am to CAD703X
Cant never could
Fair to midland (stemmed from grades of cotton)
Aint got the sense God promised an earthworm
Cute AS A button
Fair to midland (stemmed from grades of cotton)
Aint got the sense God promised an earthworm
Cute AS A button
This post was edited on 7/21/21 at 6:26 am
Posted on 7/21/21 at 7:30 am to Pvt Hudson
quote:
That girl could make a freight train take a dirt road”
Is this describing a pretty girl or ugly girl?
Posted on 7/21/21 at 7:33 am to CAD703X
My Grandfather compiled a list of old country sayings. I think he got close to 200. If I have time I’ll pull it out and post them.
Posted on 7/21/21 at 8:12 am to Shunface
Sac-a-lait ‘proachin : Need to take a dump
Born on Wednesday looking both ways to Sunday : Cross-Eyed
Fuller than a maggot on a gut wagon
Born on Wednesday looking both ways to Sunday : Cross-Eyed
Fuller than a maggot on a gut wagon
Posted on 7/21/21 at 9:16 am to dsloane
If a frog had wings, he won't bump his arse every time he jumped.
Opinion are like backsides: everybody's got one; some use theirs more than others; but all of them stink.
Opinion are like backsides: everybody's got one; some use theirs more than others; but all of them stink.
Posted on 7/21/21 at 9:35 am to CAD703X
somebody gonna get a hurt real bad
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