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Posted on 3/16/20 at 11:26 pm to RedPop4
“We’re surrounded by assholes!” Spaceballs
Posted on 3/16/20 at 11:26 pm to RedWillow
Edwina’s insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase.
Mind you don’t cut yourself Mordacai.
That uppity n*****r done went and hit me in the head with a shovel.
Mind you don’t cut yourself Mordacai.
That uppity n*****r done went and hit me in the head with a shovel.
Posted on 3/16/20 at 11:30 pm to NakaTrash
quote:One of my favorites.
Posted on 3/16/20 at 11:58 pm to TDFreak
“You’re not wrong you’re just an a-hole.”
Posted on 3/17/20 at 12:01 am to Hogwarts
Liter is French for give me some fricking cola before I break vous fricking lips
Posted on 3/17/20 at 12:07 am to KingOrange
quote:
“Thank You Kind Lady”
I use this one often as well.
Also, "That's gonna leave a mark"
"It's all ball bearings nowadays"
"Using the whole fist, Doc?" during prostate exams
This post was edited on 3/17/20 at 12:25 am
Posted on 3/17/20 at 12:10 am to RTN
Son, you got a panty on your head
Posted on 3/17/20 at 12:11 am to Hogwarts
"I'm not trying to get you drunk but that's a mighty fine [insert drink] you're not drinking"
"Seems to me, Cap'n, this mission is a serious misallocation of valuable military resources."
"Seems to me, Cap'n, this mission is a serious misallocation of valuable military resources."
Posted on 3/17/20 at 12:20 am to Hogwarts
"Like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob"
interchangeable with -
"Like watching a bunch of monkeys fricking a football"
"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball"
"NOBODY MAKES ME BLEED MY OWN BLOOD"
"What do you mean, you people?"
"Did we just become best friends?!"
"Hallelujah, HOLY shite, where's the tylenol?!"
"He hates these cans!"
interchangeable with -
"Like watching a bunch of monkeys fricking a football"
"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball"
"NOBODY MAKES ME BLEED MY OWN BLOOD"
"What do you mean, you people?"
"Did we just become best friends?!"
"Hallelujah, HOLY shite, where's the tylenol?!"
"He hates these cans!"
This post was edited on 3/17/20 at 12:31 am
Posted on 3/17/20 at 12:46 am to Hogwarts
Right meow
Turn it up to 11
Turn it up to 11
Posted on 3/17/20 at 12:50 am to Doctor Strangelove
Some people call it a sling bade, I call it a Kaiser blade.
Thank you as well for the conversational hiatus. I generally refrain from speech during gustation. There are those who attempt both at the same time. I find it coarse and vulgar.
I am standing here beside myself.
I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion, and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
Thank you as well for the conversational hiatus. I generally refrain from speech during gustation. There are those who attempt both at the same time. I find it coarse and vulgar.
I am standing here beside myself.
I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion, and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
Posted on 3/17/20 at 1:16 am to Hogwarts
Samsonite! I was way off...
Posted on 3/17/20 at 1:20 am to GolfIsGood
Posted on 3/17/20 at 1:25 am to Hogwarts
"Lumbergh fricked her".
Posted on 3/17/20 at 1:33 am to Pandy Fackler
"Who wants a moustache ride"- super troopers
Posted on 3/17/20 at 2:27 am to Hogwarts
Posted on 3/17/20 at 2:31 am to Hogwarts
“I ain’t going to no Ida fricking ho!”
Posted on 3/17/20 at 3:38 am to Pepe Lepew
“Well, the world needs ditch diggers too.”
Posted on 3/17/20 at 3:43 am to DrunkerThanThou
quote:
You'll get nothing and like it.
Use'd that one on the kids the whole time they were growing up.
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