Favorite drinking toasts

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tiasts

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Texas is my favorite eating toast.

I did not get toasts out of that word jumble.

"Good girls go to Heaven, but bad girls go everywhere. "

:Whynotboth?:

Here's to women we love best
We love them best when they're undressed
We frick them standing, we frick em lying
If they had wings we'd frick em flying
And when they're dead and long forgotten
we'll dig em up and frick them rotten

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Good girls go to Heaven, but bad girls go everywhere

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Good boys go to Heaven, but bad boys bring Heaven to you

Here’s to the breezes
That blow through the treezes
That lifts the skirts above the kneezes
That teases
Squeezes,
Oh Jesus what a snatch
Three two one down the hatch

Here's to the bee that bit the bull that started the world a'buckin
Here's to Adam who put it to Eve who started the world of frickin
Here's to wars and the constitution,
Here's to whores and prostitution,
May good bulls keep bucking
And good whores keep fricking

May we get what we need
May we get what we want

As long as we don’t get what we deserve.