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re: Favorite comparative phrase?
Posted on 10/4/25 at 6:57 am to hometownhero89
Posted on 10/4/25 at 6:57 am to hometownhero89
Hotter than 2 raccoons fricking in a wool sock
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Posted on 10/4/25 at 7:02 am to tigersownall
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Just know you sound like an obnoxious child when you pull these in public
When anyone tries to be an arbiter of humor, you just expose your lack of creativity.
That or the true level of your conceit.
Posted on 10/4/25 at 7:04 am to LsuFan_1955
quote:
"Colder than a well digger's arse in the Klondike."
quote:
Hotter than a red-haired pussy in a pepper patch.
These were both new to me
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Posted on 10/4/25 at 7:07 am to hometownhero89
My dad would say this to me, "boy, you're just shoveling shite in the sea".
Posted on 10/4/25 at 7:14 am to hometownhero89
Horny as Coyote seeing Nymeria cleaning herself.
Posted on 10/4/25 at 7:16 am to hometownhero89
You’re carrying sand to th’ beach
Alt to
Preaching to the choir
Alt to
Preaching to the choir
Posted on 10/4/25 at 7:34 am to Beer did clam
Boy you could tear up a Brass Billy goat.
shite is running through me like sauce through a widow woman.
Dick is so hard a cat can’t scratch it.
Stop thinking with your little head.
That woman could make a gay man stop sucking dick.
Be careful the floor is slicker than owl shite.
Grinning like a shite eating possum.
shite is running through me like sauce through a widow woman.
Dick is so hard a cat can’t scratch it.
Stop thinking with your little head.
That woman could make a gay man stop sucking dick.
Be careful the floor is slicker than owl shite.
Grinning like a shite eating possum.
Posted on 10/4/25 at 7:34 am to hometownhero89
Make like a tree and get out of here.
Posted on 10/4/25 at 7:39 am to hometownhero89
Half of the responses in this thread aren’t comparative phrases.
I think the movie City Slickers taught me, “Hornier than a puppy with two peters.” (ETA: now that I think about it, it was probably less profane than that. Maybe “happier”)
“Cooler than a white roach.”
I think the movie City Slickers taught me, “Hornier than a puppy with two peters.” (ETA: now that I think about it, it was probably less profane than that. Maybe “happier”)
“Cooler than a white roach.”
This post was edited on 10/4/25 at 10:54 am
Posted on 10/4/25 at 7:44 am to hometownhero89
Crazy as a sprayed roach
Busy as a tornado in a trailer park
Confused as a hog looking at a wristwatch
Nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs
Queer as Liberace on a Disney Cruise
Busy as a tornado in a trailer park
Confused as a hog looking at a wristwatch
Nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs
Queer as Liberace on a Disney Cruise
This post was edited on 10/4/25 at 7:45 am
Posted on 10/4/25 at 7:51 am to hometownhero89
Higher than giraffe pussy
Posted on 10/4/25 at 7:55 am to hometownhero89
Tighter than bark on a tree.
Posted on 10/4/25 at 8:08 am to hometownhero89
Colder than a witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow.
Posted on 10/4/25 at 8:13 am to chryso
Sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish market.
Posted on 10/4/25 at 8:15 am to hometownhero89
As fricked up as a soup sandwich.
Posted on 10/4/25 at 8:20 am to hometownhero89
Off like a prom dress
Tough as Tarzan’s feet
Useless as a toothpick at a meth lab
Strong as a garlic milkshake
Tough as Tarzan’s feet
Useless as a toothpick at a meth lab
Strong as a garlic milkshake
Posted on 10/4/25 at 8:25 am to SuperSaint
fricked up as a football bat
Crazier than a run-over dog.
Crazier than a run-over dog.
Posted on 10/4/25 at 8:25 am to CoachChappy
colder than my x-wife's heart
looser than that big redheaded gal from Tupelo
slicker than two eels screwing in a barrel of snot
looser than that big redheaded gal from Tupelo
slicker than two eels screwing in a barrel of snot
Posted on 10/4/25 at 8:26 am to hometownhero89
Sticks out like a dick on a fish.
Posted on 10/4/25 at 8:42 am to hometownhero89
Colder than a witch’s tiddy in a brass bra
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