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re: Fattest chick you've ever hooked up with ?
Posted on 9/28/15 at 10:39 pm to speechles
Posted on 9/28/15 at 10:39 pm to speechles
I'm not gonna lie, I've had a few back in my college days. It's slim pickings at 3am. The biggest would probably be 170-180 range.
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Posted on 9/28/15 at 10:43 pm to Yewkindewit
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5'6" and 265
Got damn!!
Posted on 9/28/15 at 10:49 pm to speechles
Probably a little north of 200. I told all my friends that I was hammered, but I wasn't. Big girl pussy is better than none at all.
Posted on 9/28/15 at 10:54 pm to 12
Guess about 190. This year
But man she could suck the chrome off of a hitch ball. Deep throat and all.
The oral GOAT of all time for me
But man she could suck the chrome off of a hitch ball. Deep throat and all.
The oral GOAT of all time for me
Posted on 9/28/15 at 11:00 pm to 12
If the beej-to-socially-el-chapo'ing odds are in your favor; grab the box-spring and swing for the fences
Posted on 9/28/15 at 11:13 pm to speechles
Not sure. Sub 175 for sure but the worst kinda smelled like cheese.
Posted on 9/28/15 at 11:31 pm to 12
The heaviest I had been with was probably no bigger than 150, but then.....This one had a crush on me, no pun intended, for a couple years. One night out group of friends are getting drunk having some fun, bar hopping and shooting pool. Got back to the house with just a few in the group and it was on. I had a great time and she definitely appreciated it. I felt like a kid, riding a hippitty hop. She has to be 220...on the hoof. I'm not ashamed at all, I was taking one as a wing man but it was better pussy than some of the thin and fit chicks I've been with.
Posted on 9/28/15 at 11:37 pm to speechles
150 lbs, but she was 5-9 and carried it well. That's my upper limit. Not into Uptons.
Posted on 9/28/15 at 11:42 pm to speechles
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Fattest chick you've ever hooked up with ? by speechles
225 lbs. She was a big heavy handed bitch, but that was the best bj I ever had in my life. Her mouth felt like marshmallows in a bowl of warm milk.
This post was edited on 9/28/15 at 11:57 pm
Posted on 9/28/15 at 11:49 pm to speechles
Does head count?
Posted on 9/29/15 at 12:09 am to speechles
Definitely over 200. She was short and kinda round, but my god did she give the best bajeeber I've ever had in my life. Tits were pretty nice too. It was a tinder girl that kinda hid it in the pictures, but figured I'd go with it.
Posted on 9/29/15 at 12:23 am to speechles
5ft 8in 205. Huge arse which was fun hitting it from behind making that clapping sound. She tried to cuddle with me in the morning and I had to "study" that morning and bounced.
Posted on 9/29/15 at 12:32 am to speechles
Eager beats...fit? I'm not good at guessing weight. She was fat enough that if you were watching a movie that made fun of fat people it would make the room uncomfortable. She was newly fat too due to "gland problems". And since she hadn't started receding yet her skin was still pretty tight. She was always just a bit out of my reach so I decided to get in there before she solved any of her medical issues. It had its positive aspects but I was over it after that. I'd rather a pretty, fat chick than an ugly skinny one.
Posted on 9/29/15 at 2:50 am to WestSideTiger
350+ and about 5 foot 3. Some of yall are describing skinny chicks
Posted on 9/29/15 at 2:59 am to SW2SCLA
How in da fuq did I know you would be in this thread?
Posted on 9/29/15 at 4:32 am to speechles
I'd guess she was 150
When I get drunk I go for butterfaces and not fatties. Now I've been with some legit paper bag over the head butterfaces, but even at my most wasted I just can't go through with a fatty.
When I get drunk I go for butterfaces and not fatties. Now I've been with some legit paper bag over the head butterfaces, but even at my most wasted I just can't go through with a fatty.
Posted on 9/29/15 at 5:30 am to FLBooGoTigs1
Hey, I waited 4 pages
Posted on 9/29/15 at 6:33 am to SW2SCLA
Somewhere between Walrus and Elephant Seal.
Posted on 9/29/15 at 6:42 am to Sao
never went pure fatty, but did nail a chick my senior year of college who was probably 20-30 lbs heavy, but dem titties
it was a fun ride
it was a fun ride
Posted on 9/29/15 at 7:09 am to Sampson
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Pretty face and great personality
That's what I keep telling myself.
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