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re: Fat Loss vs Penis Size (Random Hypothetical)

Posted on 3/20/14 at 9:22 pm to
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
131569 posts
Posted on 3/20/14 at 9:22 pm to
quote:

How wide are they?


You can stretch em as wide as you need to and they snap right back.

If they'd could figure out how to make a set of tires out the same stuff pussy is, you could go a million miles before blowing one out.

Unless you accidentally curb one I guess.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171114 posts
Posted on 3/20/14 at 9:22 pm to
I have many hats
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
131569 posts
Posted on 3/20/14 at 9:23 pm to
You would be horrible in sales festie.

It's a fricking genie. Nobody has to lose.
Posted by Col reb 2011
#38
Member since Apr 2013
1614 posts
Posted on 3/20/14 at 9:23 pm to
I would Ron Jeremy that shite up
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
67023 posts
Posted on 3/20/14 at 9:25 pm to
quote:

You can stretch em as wide as you need to and they snap right back.

If they'd could figure out how to make a set of tires out the same stuff pussy is, you could go a million miles before blowing one out.

Unless you accidentally curb one I guess.





We should use the homeless as tires for our car
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
131569 posts
Posted on 3/20/14 at 9:26 pm to
Apparently you often wear your many hats backwards.

Posted by Mr Fusion
The American Dream City
Member since Dec 2010
7457 posts
Posted on 3/20/14 at 9:26 pm to
I'm skinny. Can I gain 15 lbs and an inch to my peen?
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
85063 posts
Posted on 3/20/14 at 9:26 pm to
quote:

If they'd could figure out how to make a set of tires out the same stuff pussy is, you could go a million miles before blowing one out.

I wish they could figure out how to make windshield wiper blades out of the same stuff as a penis. And rain would be an aphrodisiac.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124916 posts
Posted on 3/20/14 at 9:28 pm to
Actually, if you are fat and lose weight your junk gets bigger
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124916 posts
Posted on 3/20/14 at 9:28 pm to
quote:

We should use the homeless as tires for our car


Soylent Whitewalls?
Posted by SuzukiGoat
Atchafalaya Basin
Member since Jan 2014
1086 posts
Posted on 3/20/14 at 9:38 pm to
Actually works the other way around. For every 15-20lbs you gain an inch.


I may do porn when I hit 230.

Now starring.... The Great White Hope
Posted by Emiliooo
Member since Jun 2013
5148 posts
Posted on 3/20/14 at 9:41 pm to
Soo, can I add 15 lbs of fat and gain an inch, then work it all off and still keep the inch?
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
71765 posts
Posted on 3/20/14 at 9:54 pm to
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This post was edited on 1/21/21 at 12:39 pm
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124916 posts
Posted on 3/20/14 at 9:56 pm to
quote:

Soo, can I add 15 lbs of fat and gain an inch, then work it all off and still keep the inch?


Sorry, you're only as hung as you're hung
Posted by greystreettoker
work, most likely
Member since Apr 2011
3460 posts
Posted on 3/20/14 at 10:06 pm to
I'll take two inches and thirty pounds. Losing weight is easy, but growing my cock is not.
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
22003 posts
Posted on 3/20/14 at 11:13 pm to
Not according to pron sites
Posted by illuminatic
Manipulating politicans&rappers
Member since Sep 2012
6963 posts
Posted on 3/20/14 at 11:16 pm to
quote:

Henry Jones Jr


quote:

It's actually a little under 6 and the g-spot is only 3 inches inside every woman


When Indiana Jones spits knowledge about pussy, I fricking listen.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55538 posts
Posted on 3/20/14 at 11:47 pm to
I'm very much on the skinny side. Can I get 30 lbs and an extra 2 inches, please?
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72381 posts
Posted on 3/20/14 at 11:56 pm to
Can Scruffy choose the opposite?

Add 15 lbs and gain an inch?
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