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Fake resumes
Posted on 3/17/22 at 4:36 pm
Posted on 3/17/22 at 4:36 pm
Looking for some fake resumes to put into places so I can get higher paying positions.
Anyone have anyluck doing this?
Faking it until you make it?
Anyone have anyluck doing this?
Faking it until you make it?
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Posted on 3/17/22 at 4:37 pm to Doublebagger
ask Joe Biden. experience and abilities are fake as shite
Posted on 3/17/22 at 4:37 pm to Doublebagger
it works more than people think, but only for intelligent people without the credentials...so that rules you out 
If you tell someone where you went to school, the next question is either "what did you study?" or "when did you graduate?"
If you tell someone where you went to school, the next question is either "what did you study?" or "when did you graduate?"
This post was edited on 3/17/22 at 4:39 pm
Posted on 3/17/22 at 4:37 pm to Doublebagger
quote:
Anyone have anyluck doing this?
Oh yea. Shitloads of people.
Posted on 3/17/22 at 4:38 pm to Doublebagger
Do you have tits?
Posted on 3/17/22 at 4:39 pm to Doublebagger
What kind of fake credentials or experience do you want to have?
Posted on 3/17/22 at 4:40 pm to Doublebagger
Just put AA on your Identified Race
You may even get a call that day
You may even get a call that day
Posted on 3/17/22 at 4:43 pm to Doublebagger
My resume isn't fake as far as my credentials, but i paid someone to make it for me. Let me tell you, it was the best money ever spent. It basically made me look like a God in a new industry (from oilfield to defense). Got a new job that came with a 40% pay increase. Took only 1 month, interview was easy as hell. You could tell they were drooling over the resume.
I think they could make a mcdonald burger flipper a top chef at a 5 star restaurant.
I think they could make a mcdonald burger flipper a top chef at a 5 star restaurant.
Posted on 3/17/22 at 4:44 pm to Doublebagger
quote:Why not just create one then?
Looking for some fake resumes to put into places so I can get higher paying positions.
Posted on 3/17/22 at 4:46 pm to Doublebagger
Here's one I found for you. Just replace name and photo with your own and you're good to go.
Posted on 3/17/22 at 4:50 pm to Yukon7
quote:
My resume isn't fake as far as my credentials, but i paid someone to make it for me. Let me tell you, it was the best money ever spent. It basically made me look like a God in a new industry (from oilfield to defense). Got a new job that came with a 40% pay increase. Took only 1 month, interview was easy as hell. You could tell they were drooling over the resume.
Heh, I did this as well back in 2011-2012 or so and it actually worked. Fresh out of school, zero expierience, could only get a job at Best Buy, and a guy in my field (IT/Infosec) looked at my resume, and formatted in a way that made me look like some kind of Jedi Master.
I have added on to this same resume ever since. It hasn't failed me yet.
Posted on 3/17/22 at 5:13 pm to Yukon7
Who did you use? I need to freshen mine up.
Posted on 3/17/22 at 5:14 pm to Doublebagger
quote:
Anyone have anyluck doing this?
I didn’t know being completely honest on your resume was a thing people did.
Posted on 3/17/22 at 5:22 pm to PacoPicopiedra
Someone should do one of those resume's but with Frank Rizzo based on the jerky boys calls. I can't do graphic design, but it sure would be funny!
-I drive my own car
-Don't give me those little shite breathers
-I'm the best!
-I put mustard on it and eat the fricking shite
-Maybe I'll come over and paint you up
Etc
-I drive my own car
-Don't give me those little shite breathers
-I'm the best!
-I put mustard on it and eat the fricking shite
-Maybe I'll come over and paint you up
Etc
Posted on 3/17/22 at 5:24 pm to CHEDBALLZ
I found someone on fiverr app. Choose one that does the best style you are looking for. i spent about 100 to get mine done. They will ask a bunch of questions like what are you applying for, experience you have,etc. Its good if you have an old resume that they can use as a baseline.
Posted on 3/17/22 at 5:30 pm to Rhio
quote:
Heh, I did this as well back in 2011-2012 or so and it actually worked. Fresh out of school, zero expierience, could only get a job at Best Buy, and a guy in my field (IT/Infosec) looked at my resume, and formatted in a way that made me look like some kind of Jedi Master. I have added on to this same resume ever since. It hasn't failed me yet.
I call it marking up résumés and that’s not saying anything fake is on there or exaggerated. My mother was a HR manager for a huge engineering firm many years and she knows what resumes should and shouldn’t look like. I’ve taken several friends of mine résumés over the years and marked them up. The majority of the time there’s too much shite in peoples résumés. Cover your primary scope of past work highlighting everything critical but don’t fill it with every single detail. Also, nobody gives a shite what high school or the year you graduated. I’ve seen people with half a page dedicated to high school. They don’t care you were in Drama all 3 years.
Posted on 3/17/22 at 5:45 pm to Doublebagger
quote:
Looking for some fake resumes to put into places so I can get higher paying positions.
You can get free money from the govt without lying now.
Posted on 3/17/22 at 5:54 pm to Yukon7
quote:
but i paid someone to make it for me.
Who did you go through? A person you knew or a company?
This post was edited on 3/17/22 at 5:55 pm
Posted on 3/17/22 at 6:09 pm to Doublebagger
I worked with several people in DFW who admitted to me that they had faked having a degree. I also know someone who did this that makes over $150,000 and is a senior manager at a telecom company. He's been with the same company for 10 plus years. So yes, people get away with it.
To be honest, I worked for a local company, and most of the women I worked with that had degrees were not the brightest.( no pics, I left the company long ago)
To be honest, I worked for a local company, and most of the women I worked with that had degrees were not the brightest.( no pics, I left the company long ago)
Posted on 3/17/22 at 7:10 pm to Doublebagger
I know a guy who has a lot of lies on his. He gets the job but has been out the door in under 2 yrs on his last 3 jobs.
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