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Facebook Is Patenting Technology to Spy on You Through Your Smartphone

Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:02 am
Posted by LSUTigerFan247
Member since Jun 2017
3838 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:02 am
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Sahil Chinoy, a graphics editor for The New York Times, recently reviewed hundreds of Facebook's patent applications and appropriately dubbed many of them "creepy." Here are four of the creepiest:

1. A patent for using your device's front facing camera to read your facial expressions and determine how you feel about what you see on the screen.

2. A patent for using your phone's microphone to eavesdrop on you, determining which television programs you're watching and whether the ads are muted. It would also use the electrical signals emitted by your television to identify programs.

3. A patent that would track your weekly routine. It might also use your phone's location in the middle of the night to try to determine where you live (or at least sleep).

4. A patent that would use your posts and messages--and credit card transactions--to predict your major life events, such as a birth, marriage, graduation, or death. Advertisers particularly value knowing when such events might occur soon.

Does all this make the little hairs on the back of your neck stand on end? Not to worry, says Facebook VP Allen Lo, head of intellectual property. "Most of the technology outlined in these patents has not been included in any of our products, and never will be," he told the Times in an email.


May be time to delete this app and use mobile web. Can you maintain a facebook page without a profile?

Posted by SCLibertarian
Conway, South Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
42668 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:03 am to
Mark Zuckerberg is an evil motherfricker.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56772 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:04 am to
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A patent for using your phone's microphone to eavesdrop on you


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Most of the technology outlined in these patents has not been included in any of our products


Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:05 am to
I wonder if one of these days people will start tossing their cellphones out because of shite like this? Doubt it, but it would be a great reaction to those assholes.
Posted by Space Cadet
Member since Sep 2019
446 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:06 am to
Sounds like it's time to get a job at facebook, see what some exes are getting into.
Posted by HuskyPanda
Philly
Member since Feb 2018
2508 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:06 am to
I should've deleted it long ago but like many people, I have a lot of family that I wouldn't otherwise keep in touch with if it weren't for Facebook. Perhaps this is an opportunity to pick up the phone and actually call them now. These new patents are way beyond intrusive.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76152 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:06 am to
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hundreds of Facebook's patent applications
Hundreds more reasons to not be on Facebook.

<———FB Virgin
Posted by LSUcajun77
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2008
24525 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:07 am to
Facebook is terrible.
Posted by whitetiger1234
They/Them
Member since Oct 2016
6696 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:08 am to
They’re putting chemicals in the water to turn the fricking frogs gay.
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
53509 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:09 am to
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I wonder if one of these days people will start tossing their cellphones out because of shite like this?


Of course not. But, you can still buy dumbphones.
Posted by tonydtigr
Beautiful Downtown Glenn Springs,Tx
Member since Nov 2011
6849 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:14 am to
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hundreds of Facebook's patent applications
Hundreds more reasons to not be on Facebook.

<———FB Virgin


Hell, I can't stand it when one of the OT morons posts a facebook link, or even worse, posts one and doesn't say it's a facebook link. You click the link and all of a sudden you're at facebook.
Posted by Alt26
Member since Mar 2010
36162 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:17 am to
I hate to break this to you, but your phone is ALREADY being used to "spy" on you. It listens to your conversations to populate ads accordingly. It also "watches" you while you jerk off to old lady porn and broadcasts the videos of you bopping it in Croatia.

Just submit to your electronic overlords. Resistance is futile
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31596 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:19 am to
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Sounds like it's time to get a job at facebook, see what some exes are getting into.


I remember there being a case of an NSA analyst doing that.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
69693 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:19 am to
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A patent that would track your weekly routine. It might also use your phone's location in the middle of the night to try to determine where you live (or at least sleep).


Apple already does this with limited input from the user.
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
86707 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:21 am to
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I hate to break this to you, but your phone is ALREADY being used to "spy" on you. It listens to your conversations to populate ads accordingly. It also "watches" you while you jerk off to old lady porn and broadcasts the videos of you bopping it in Croatia.

Just submit to your electronic overlords. Resistance is futile


This is how I feel at this point. Every "smart" thing we bring into our lives has the capability of spying and/or collecting data on us.

I'm not planning on moving to an off grid cabin any time soon, so I've accepted that I'll trade convenience with knowing that these companies will know basically my entire routine.

People will bitch and moan about this, but at the end of the day, they are doing the exact same thing as well.
This post was edited on 10/1/19 at 8:22 am
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
53509 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:21 am to
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quote:
A patent that would track your weekly routine. It might also use your phone's location in the middle of the night to try to determine where you live (or at least sleep).


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Apple already does this with limited input from the user.



Google already does this. My phone has figured out where I live and where I work based on my daily routine and location tracking.

It gives me the option to turn all of this off if I want.
Posted by Duckhammer_77
TD Platinum member
Member since Nov 2016
3078 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:22 am to
that's it, I'm getting a Jitterbug
This post was edited on 10/1/19 at 8:22 am
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
86707 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:23 am to
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Google already does this. My phone has figured out where I live and where I work based on my daily routine and location tracking.


Yep.

Every morning when I get into my truck my phone tells me that its 53 minutes to my office

Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56772 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:24 am to
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Google already does this. My phone has figured out where I live and where I work based on my daily routine and location tracking.



Apple does too. On Sunday when my gal was going back to her place, her iPhone alerted her that there were several accidents on the way and the commute would take twice as long as usual.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76152 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:24 am to
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It also "watches" you while you jerk off to old lady porn and broadcasts the videos of you bopping it in Croatia.
Really?

Good cause...

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