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re: Ex-adult film star Mia Khalifa comes out against marriage...

Posted on 8/3/23 at 7:35 am to
Posted by LSUcajun77
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2008
24371 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 7:35 am to
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Daddy always said that you can't turn a whore in to a housewife.


Yet he still married your mom
Posted by NorCali
Member since Feb 2015
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Posted on 8/3/23 at 7:36 am to
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Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
104097 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 7:36 am to
Ones who only competed at an amateur level can do fine.

Pros have problems adjusting.
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 7:39 am to
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Mia Khalifa


She has proven she will do anything for attention.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
17446 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 7:39 am to
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Ex-adult film star Mia Khalifa comes out against marriage...


I see what you did there.
This post was edited on 8/3/23 at 7:41 am
Posted by UASports23
Basketball School
Member since Nov 2009
26508 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 7:47 am to
In some pictures, I think she is a pretty woman. In others, I think she has neandrathal features.


Is Alex Jones right? Is my water turning me gay like the frogs?
Posted by Dam Guide
Member since Sep 2005
16741 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 7:51 am to
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She claims that marriage is transactional and not really a life-long commitment.


Every relationship you have will be transactional in nature. It just requires a frickload more work to make a commitment like marriage work than she wants to do and most likely the quality of men she is interested in. It’s extremely hard for anyone of any celebrity to maintain a relationship, add pornstar to the top of that and yeah you get 3 failed short marriages apparently.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
104097 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 7:58 am to
When you have one failed short marriage, you can chalk it up to a bad partner.

When you have three of them, blame the person in the mirror.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
44952 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 8:00 am to
Mia Malkova > Mia Khalifa
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
74888 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 8:09 am to
we talking pre or post boob job?
Posted by SantaFe
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2019
7856 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 8:09 am to
I would not lay down with a whore.

Men who respect themselves and their fathers would not lay with a whore.
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
89838 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 8:11 am to
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Yep, confused by this. 6, regardless of color? How does that work? I guess 3 holes, 2 hands, where’s number 6? Does she put her feet together or something? Clearly not an aficionado of this content.


basically just have your mouth open while the two guys take turns with that hole. And i guess you could get two guys in the vagina, but i dont know how the positioning would work with a guy in the stink and two in the pink.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
84759 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 8:16 am to
I enjoyed her creampie video
Posted by SingleMalt1973
Member since Feb 2022
24390 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 8:19 am to
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Ex-adult film star


Posted by Gee Grenouille
Member since Jul 2018
8067 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 8:24 am to
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You’d frick her, right? Or at least rub one out to her?


That ship has sailed for me baw.
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
24251 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 8:26 am to
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As someone in the comments aptly said, taking relationship advice from an adult film star would be like taking dietary advice from Lizzo.

Not only that, but just as you said: she's been divorced several times.

I don't need someone who has had multiple failed marriages giving me any advice on marriage. Or maybe the secret is to listen to her talk about marriage and just do the exact opposite. That's probably a decent recipe for a happy marriage.
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
56003 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 8:26 am to
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You’d frick her, right? Or at least rub one out to her?

But would you marry her?


Rent her for a few hours and pay her to leave
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
104097 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 8:30 am to
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That's probably a decent recipe for a happy marriage.


Wife’s advice - “Happy wife, happy life.”

Husband’s advice - “Happy mister or I’ll frick your sister.”
Posted by Redbone
my castle
Member since Sep 2012
20705 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 8:30 am to
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Daddy always said that you can't turn a whore in to a housewife.
All housewives ARE whores.
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Baw Land
Member since Sep 2017
14436 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 8:35 am to
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Ex-adult film star


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against marriage



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