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Everything about this picture oozes Alpha Americana

Posted on 12/5/18 at 10:06 am
Posted by RedRifle
Austin/NO
Member since Dec 2013
8328 posts
Posted on 12/5/18 at 10:06 am
So many things going on in this photo.
This kind of American Male has been replaced.

Posted by PortHudsonPlaya
Houston
Member since Jul 2017
3170 posts
Posted on 12/5/18 at 10:07 am to
A fat, balding guy reading about lung cancer. Glad we live in a new America.

Also, who tucks a shirt into jeans?
This post was edited on 12/5/18 at 10:08 am
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
22881 posts
Posted on 12/5/18 at 10:07 am to
This thread sucks, I’m shocked I tell ya.
Posted by ell_13
Member since Apr 2013
84937 posts
Posted on 12/5/18 at 10:07 am to
That's not a private jet.
Posted by Torrence Hatch
Member since Nov 2018
664 posts
Posted on 12/5/18 at 10:08 am to
An old douchebag reading a magazine? Ok
Posted by StealthCalais11
Lurker since 2007
Member since Aug 2011
12445 posts
Posted on 12/5/18 at 10:09 am to
Nah man, this is the goat Alpha encapsulation

This post was edited on 12/5/18 at 10:11 am
Posted by T
Member since Jan 2004
9889 posts
Posted on 12/5/18 at 10:09 am to
Hey its the guy from My Two Dads!
Posted by cj35
Member since Jan 2014
6153 posts
Posted on 12/5/18 at 10:11 am to
what a tool
Posted by Hermit Crab
Under the Sea
Member since Nov 2008
7161 posts
Posted on 12/5/18 at 10:11 am to
He looks Mexican
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 12/5/18 at 10:11 am to
quote:

A fat, balding guy

who could literally rip you limb from limb while sitting in that seat and continuing to read that magazine, dare you to tell him about his fashion faux pas, pretty boy
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
102942 posts
Posted on 12/5/18 at 10:12 am to
Dick butkus dgaf.
Posted by Esquire
Chiraq
Member since Apr 2014
11562 posts
Posted on 12/5/18 at 10:13 am to
quote:

dare you to tell him about his fashion faux pas, pretty boy


He isn't dead?
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171024 posts
Posted on 12/5/18 at 10:13 am to
quote:

RedRifle


i see you don't limit your shitty threads to the msb
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
259601 posts
Posted on 12/5/18 at 10:13 am to
He needs a bourbon.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 12/5/18 at 10:13 am to
quote:

Dick butkus dgaf.

that's for damn sure
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 12/5/18 at 10:15 am to
This kind of male is now being turned away at our southern border.
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
84039 posts
Posted on 12/5/18 at 10:15 am to
quote:

Also, who tucks a shirt into jeans?


Those don't look like jeans to me.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98082 posts
Posted on 12/5/18 at 10:16 am to
quote:

Hey its the guy from My Two Dads!


They tried to do the Alex Karras makeover and turn him into a lovable TV character. IIRC it didn't work too well.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
77890 posts
Posted on 12/5/18 at 10:17 am to
quote:

Those don't look like jeans to me.


because they're not. the other poster got confused by the leather seatbelt strap and lighting.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171024 posts
Posted on 12/5/18 at 10:18 am to
they aren't. they're grey pants
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