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re: Ever wonder if valets take your car joy riding? They do

Posted on 8/26/21 at 9:43 am to
Posted by chillygentilly
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Posted on 8/26/21 at 9:43 am to
Picked up his girl in Treme and then fricked her in the wooded area off Harrison in City Park. I like his style.
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
23643 posts
Posted on 8/26/21 at 9:47 am to
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I mean, if the valet guy wants to take my 2005 4Runner out to buy some weed, I don't really care

I bet you would care if he's busted and your car towed and impounded.

Exact scenario I went through about ten years ago. Valet driver was selling weed and apparently wound have his clients meet him at a gas station near the parking lot where they took all the cars. Guy does a deal right in front of a damn patrol car and they found a couple ounces with baggies and scales on him. In my truck. They towed it and impounded it and then strolled into the restaurant to let me know they had impounded my car (I guess the dealer was nice enough to let them know it was the vehicle of a customer in the restaurant. I've never been so embarrassed and infuriated at the same time in my life. It took 3 days to get my truck out of impound while they "investigated" the crime. Had to get my attorney involved and eat that bill. It was a clusterfrick.

They'll never admit it and I can't really prove it, but I got the feeling that at one time they were trying to see if I had anything to do with it because when they busted him, he stashed the big stash of weed in the center console. I'm almost certain they wanted to see if they could charge me as well, but I guess the guy finally admitted it was all his.
Posted by Passing Wind
Dutchtown
Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 8/26/21 at 9:49 am to
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At Least They Drove Slowly

Yeah but what do you do in a park at that time of night, drugs and/or frick. So congrats on the cum stains
Posted by lsutiger2010
Member since Aug 2008
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Posted on 8/26/21 at 9:50 am to
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This post was edited on 10/18/21 at 11:16 pm
Posted by TitleistProV1X
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 8/26/21 at 9:52 am to
Yea I’d want my car detailed because who knows what went on in your car. It’s not like he went to just view the beautiful Oak trees.
Posted by southside
SW of Monroe
Member since Aug 2018
647 posts
Posted on 8/26/21 at 9:52 am to
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Ever wonder if valet’s take your car joy riding?


No, I don't wonder. I know. We used to have some wild times in valeted cars years ago. My buddies worked at the casino and the high end hotel. Anytime a new ride would come in for an overnight stay we would hit the block for a lap. The things people keep laying out in their car was amazing. Guns, Drugs, Cash, EVERTYTHING. We never stole an item, nor abused the car, just enjoyed the lap. Bentley, Porsche, Ferrari, just about everything you've seen on the road, except no Lambo(always wanted to ride in one).
Posted by thadcastle
Member since Dec 2019
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Posted on 8/26/21 at 9:54 am to
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southside

You sound like a POS
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
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Posted on 8/26/21 at 9:55 am to
Posted by DLauw
SWLA
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 8/26/21 at 10:03 am to
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While working as a valet at lauberge for a few years
You know a Jared Chandler?
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
15582 posts
Posted on 8/26/21 at 10:04 am to
Sounds familiar, this was almost 10 years ago
Posted by Harry Caray
Denial
Member since Aug 2009
20084 posts
Posted on 8/26/21 at 10:10 am to
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Not mine. I have a valet mode through my Ecutek module. throttle is limited to 20%, 3000rpm rev limiter and car can only drive 2 miles. I can adjust all of those parameters as needed.

First legit OT flex I've seen in a good minute
Posted by Gaston
Dirty Coast
Member since Aug 2008
41694 posts
Posted on 8/26/21 at 10:18 am to
I have a 5 series with almost 170k miles on it and a Volvo with less than 2k. I’d be more pissed about my bmw.
Posted by AUFANATL
Member since Dec 2007
5036 posts
Posted on 8/26/21 at 10:19 am to

Worked as a valet many years ago. This was a big no-no. But a guy who worked for a rival company took a Porshe out on a joyride and dropped the transmission about 25 miles away. That must have been an awkward phone call. Also worked a wedding reception where we parked all the cars in a vacant field down the street. A drunk driver came along, blew the turn and plowed into about 12 cars we had parked. When the guests came out it was like playing russian roulette with their parking ticket. Let me go see if your car is one of the ones that got totaled!

Posted by southside
SW of Monroe
Member since Aug 2018
647 posts
Posted on 8/26/21 at 10:20 am to
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You sound like a POS


I was 18 dude, chill. Sorry that we were young, dumb, and fun. Go yell at the kids on your lawn to finish off your great day.
Posted by RockinDood
Member since Aug 2020
1083 posts
Posted on 8/26/21 at 10:21 am to
RS 14:68
Posted by obdobd918
Member since Jun 2020
3228 posts
Posted on 8/26/21 at 10:23 am to
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An “investigation” is still going on and they are emailing me updates. What does the OT think I should do, if anything?


It is called Grand Theft auto. Your auto was used to run drugs. They need to sweep your car for drugs, and dude needs to be arrested for stealing your vehicle.
Posted by dagrippa
Saigon
Member since Nov 2004
11927 posts
Posted on 8/26/21 at 10:42 am to
what kind of car
Posted by Kraut Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
4716 posts
Posted on 8/26/21 at 10:56 am to
This post was edited on 9/18/21 at 2:44 am
Posted by Sterling Archer
Member since Aug 2012
8213 posts
Posted on 8/26/21 at 11:04 am to
What kind of car do you have?
Posted by AudubonEagle
Member since Feb 2015
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Posted on 8/26/21 at 11:04 am to
Land Rover
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