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re: Ever witness an awkward date?
Posted on 12/11/15 at 3:00 pm to athenslife101
Posted on 12/11/15 at 3:00 pm to athenslife101
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which was basically sticking her forearm up trailer trash patients' vaginas and pulling out dead babies
Solid icebreaker right there. Right next to rape talk.
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Posted on 12/11/15 at 3:00 pm to TheIndulger
Ummmm. Was on the receiving end of a bad date. I drunkenly met this dude one time and we exchanged numbers.
He decided to hit me up and asked me to go on a date and I was like "sure, what's the worst that could happen"
Well, he takes me to this nice restaurant and just starts dropping the N Bomb, next to the F bomb, calling people faggots, making fun of everyone around us and all the such. And I'm not talking under his breath, I'm talking like loud as hell and you would have though he had Tourette's. I was like "excuse me, those words make me uncomfortable" and he was like " I just like to get a reaction out of people." Of course, being the person I am, I sit there and cringe through all of this. He would slip back into decent conversation, trying to make me taste his food, talking philosophy and all this shite.
My dumbass didn't meet him at the restaurant, I met him at a bar for pre-dinner drinks (IIRC) and rode with him to the restaurant. Well, when we left the restaurant I was like "yes, I can go home" but he had to stop off at his place to 'get something' he just wanted to get shirtless, play his guitar for me and me meet his dog. I went to the restroom and there was this vulgar painting of this naked chick playing with herself in the bathroom and I was like "hmmmm, that's interesting" so I come out and was like "that's a cool painting you had in the bathroom" he was like "yeah, that's my ex-girlfriend". I peaced out soon after that and never spoke to him again.
He decided to hit me up and asked me to go on a date and I was like "sure, what's the worst that could happen"
Well, he takes me to this nice restaurant and just starts dropping the N Bomb, next to the F bomb, calling people faggots, making fun of everyone around us and all the such. And I'm not talking under his breath, I'm talking like loud as hell and you would have though he had Tourette's. I was like "excuse me, those words make me uncomfortable" and he was like " I just like to get a reaction out of people." Of course, being the person I am, I sit there and cringe through all of this. He would slip back into decent conversation, trying to make me taste his food, talking philosophy and all this shite.
My dumbass didn't meet him at the restaurant, I met him at a bar for pre-dinner drinks (IIRC) and rode with him to the restaurant. Well, when we left the restaurant I was like "yes, I can go home" but he had to stop off at his place to 'get something' he just wanted to get shirtless, play his guitar for me and me meet his dog. I went to the restroom and there was this vulgar painting of this naked chick playing with herself in the bathroom and I was like "hmmmm, that's interesting" so I come out and was like "that's a cool painting you had in the bathroom" he was like "yeah, that's my ex-girlfriend". I peaced out soon after that and never spoke to him again.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 3:02 pm to TheIndulger
Always a smart move to talk about rape on a first date
Posted on 12/11/15 at 3:15 pm to TheIndulger
Yeah, in high school I took my SO out to eat at a damn olive garden.
While there a 30 something couple came in and ordered shortly after, the dude was annoying the whole time and when they got the bill, he couldn't find his money to pay..he said something about a "$100 bill that was folded up and is now missing". So he starts panicking and crying and his woman talks down on his manhood as she's opening her purse to pay.
It was so awkward that it spilled over on about 3 other tables. After they left we had a laugh.
While there a 30 something couple came in and ordered shortly after, the dude was annoying the whole time and when they got the bill, he couldn't find his money to pay..he said something about a "$100 bill that was folded up and is now missing". So he starts panicking and crying and his woman talks down on his manhood as she's opening her purse to pay.
It was so awkward that it spilled over on about 3 other tables. After they left we had a laugh.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 3:15 pm to its1999
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Another group outing, he heckled a Jewish comedian about the holocaust, then threw up and passed out in a stranger's truck bed. That was the last time we hung out with him.
What's this dude's email. I need a wingman and he sounds fit for the job.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 3:17 pm to Rox
So you're having a bad time, getting bad vibes and yet still decide to go to his place with him.
Women
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Women
.Posted on 12/11/15 at 3:27 pm to MMauler
I had brought a date and she asked if we could go to Masparo's on Decatur. I had about $20 and a credit card on me. After we ate the meal, I went to pay with my credit card.
Unfortunately for me, I was apparently the only person in New Orleans who didn't know that Masparo's didn't take credit cards -- or at least it seemed that all my friends who I told this story to knew.
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I feel your pain...
I grew up in N.O. and had been to Maspero's about 20 times before I learned the "no credit cards" lesson.
One Sunday morning, apparently after a cash draining weekend (JazzFest, Mardi Gras, I don't remember...) me and a good friend were nursing hangovers in his swimming pool after being out all night. His hot younger sister and some of her sorority sisters were in from out of town and stopped by. Being employed, if not necessarily gentlemen, we offer/get talked into going to lunch, and Maspero's is the choice. When the bill comes for the six of us, I whip out my credit card, trying to impress his sister. No joy...
I had about $3 cash and Nick didn't even bring his wallet. Those four poor girls had to dig in the bottoms of their purses for nickels and pennies to cover the tab, less my few dollars. Talk about embarrassed...
Unfortunately for me, I was apparently the only person in New Orleans who didn't know that Masparo's didn't take credit cards -- or at least it seemed that all my friends who I told this story to knew.
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I feel your pain...
I grew up in N.O. and had been to Maspero's about 20 times before I learned the "no credit cards" lesson.
One Sunday morning, apparently after a cash draining weekend (JazzFest, Mardi Gras, I don't remember...) me and a good friend were nursing hangovers in his swimming pool after being out all night. His hot younger sister and some of her sorority sisters were in from out of town and stopped by. Being employed, if not necessarily gentlemen, we offer/get talked into going to lunch, and Maspero's is the choice. When the bill comes for the six of us, I whip out my credit card, trying to impress his sister. No joy...
I had about $3 cash and Nick didn't even bring his wallet. Those four poor girls had to dig in the bottoms of their purses for nickels and pennies to cover the tab, less my few dollars. Talk about embarrassed...
This post was edited on 12/11/15 at 3:30 pm
Posted on 12/11/15 at 3:33 pm to Wooly
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Always a smart move to talk about rape on a first date
Posted on 12/11/15 at 3:43 pm to Mo Jeaux
My bad.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 3:48 pm to Rox
That's fine. It's typical behavior, I just get a kick out of it. 
Posted on 12/11/15 at 3:48 pm to TheIndulger
about 20 years ago me and the GF were having dinner on a patio at a restaurant on sherwood. there was this older couple(old to me at the time, mid 40s) with each other's tongues down each other's throats, rubbing thighs, the whole deal. the patio had an iron fence next to the parking lot. this car pulls up right next to them behind iron fence and lays on the horn. we were like wtf?? this lady gets out the car and starts yelling "get your f***ing tongue out my husband's throat before I beat your f***ing arse!!". the wife pulled the husband out of there literally pulling his ear. we watched in awe.
the other woman left with the quickness. csb
the other woman left with the quickness. csb
Posted on 12/11/15 at 3:53 pm to Mo Jeaux
I'm way too softspoken in those situations and even though I have nothing for the dude or whatever, I still can't be a bitch. I am getting better though.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 3:55 pm to specchaser
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the wife pulled the husband out of there literally pulling his ear
Damn, what a wuss.
I guess he had to get home and get on those dishes and laundry.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 3:57 pm to Rox
I understand.
I hope I can help my daughter find a happy medium. I definitely don't want her to be bitchy, and I want her to treat people nicely, but I hope she can speak up and GTFO of situations like that.
I hope I can help my daughter find a happy medium. I definitely don't want her to be bitchy, and I want her to treat people nicely, but I hope she can speak up and GTFO of situations like that.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 4:06 pm to Rox
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I'm way too softspoken in those situations and even though I have nothing for the dude or whatever, I still can't be a bitch. I am getting better though.
Hey.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 4:08 pm to Rox
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I went to the restroom and there was this vulgar painting of this naked chick playing with herself in the bathroom
He sounds awesome. An actual painting?
Posted on 12/11/15 at 4:08 pm to Rox
OK, that inspires me to tell mine. Kind of a flip of that...
So I'm out during a Happy Hour in one of those old Metairie bars, like Sharky's or something. I meet this girl and she's tall and cute and I get her number.
A few days goes by and I call her up to go out. She agrees and I pick her up. So over dinner she's telling me about her two kids and whatta you know, her grandmother kinda knows my grandmother. She's divorced and had been seeing this other guy, but they broke up, but he's stalking her. She has to sleep w/ a gun under her pillow. ((All this time, I'm thinking WTF). Then at the end of dinner, she fesses up that she has an STD. "But it's under control". OK, I'm out.
I never returned her calls.
About a year later, I see her in the mall. She seemed pissed.
So I'm out during a Happy Hour in one of those old Metairie bars, like Sharky's or something. I meet this girl and she's tall and cute and I get her number.
A few days goes by and I call her up to go out. She agrees and I pick her up. So over dinner she's telling me about her two kids and whatta you know, her grandmother kinda knows my grandmother. She's divorced and had been seeing this other guy, but they broke up, but he's stalking her. She has to sleep w/ a gun under her pillow. ((All this time, I'm thinking WTF). Then at the end of dinner, she fesses up that she has an STD. "But it's under control". OK, I'm out.
I never returned her calls.
About a year later, I see her in the mall. She seemed pissed.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 4:12 pm to LuckyTiger
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He sounds awesome.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 4:14 pm to CajunSuperJeff
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DON'T TALK ABOUT THESE SUBJECTS ON A FIRST DATE!
You gotta ease women into these subjects.
Same can be said for anal.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 4:38 pm to TheIndulger
A friend of mine set me up on a blind date with his girlfriend's roommate for the first home game of my freshman year at LSU. My date sounded just like Fran Drescher and she talked nonstop. She alternated between talking about herself and complaining about her ex-boyfriend.
I was trying to be nice, but eventually had enough. After the game, she wanted me to bring her to The Varsity, but I told her that I was going home because her nonstop talking gave me a headache. I ran into her a few hours later at Murphy's. She was pissed because I didn't bring her out after the game. I told her that she was the most annoying person I had ever met. She started screaming at me, saying that I was as bad as her ex. The bouncers showed up and told her that she had to leave. She tried to hit one of them, so the other bouncer picked her up, carried her out of the bar, and threw her on the sidewalk.
I saw her on campus a few times after that. Every time I saw her, she told me to give her a call so we could have a second date.
I was trying to be nice, but eventually had enough. After the game, she wanted me to bring her to The Varsity, but I told her that I was going home because her nonstop talking gave me a headache. I ran into her a few hours later at Murphy's. She was pissed because I didn't bring her out after the game. I told her that she was the most annoying person I had ever met. She started screaming at me, saying that I was as bad as her ex. The bouncers showed up and told her that she had to leave. She tried to hit one of them, so the other bouncer picked her up, carried her out of the bar, and threw her on the sidewalk.
I saw her on campus a few times after that. Every time I saw her, she told me to give her a call so we could have a second date.
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