GeauxTigers1996

According to the article:

"The Shahada is the Islamic Creed, “There is no god but Allah, and Muhammad is the messenger of Allah.”

The Thomas More Law Center said that for non-Muslims, reciting the statement is sufficient to convert one to Islam."



Does this mean that I just converted to Islam because I read that line in the article???

Sarcasm intended. That author of that article isn't a journalist. I can't believe a single word of an article published in the FoxNewsOpinion that was written by someone whose writing style shows a clear bias.

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Ha!!! You hope and pray the brokenhorns turn it around before A&M, is what you meant to say but, carry on as the SEC is put on notice.

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Can someone translate this for me? I don't speak gibberish.

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What is your opinion on this.

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I think you may have a little too much free time.

Going with best available. I've always used that strategy. I've won three championships and have never missed the playoffs using that strategy, so I'm not changing that strategy now.

Nothing to see here. Move along.

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How big of a tip do you leave at restaurants?

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Typically I tip 20%-25%.

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Applebee's

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I've never been to Applebee's because I've never heard anything positive about it, but I'll be sure to try their damn sweet tea if I ever go.

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It's been two days.

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This.

Last year, the winner of the championship won by one point. That same day, he started calling the commish about his money. Our commish told the winner that he was out of town with his family for the holidays, but would give him the winnings after he got back in town.

The winner flipped out. He emailed everyone in the league repeatedly, telling us that the commish was trying to pocket the money. The commish gave him the money after he got back from vacation. He also informed the winner that we had all voted out of the league.

I went to LSU at the same time as Jamie Howard. After a particularly rough game by Howard, I was bashing him that Monday morning in class. A friend next to me told me to shut up and then he pointed behind him. Jamie Howard was sitting behind me in class that day. He was looking right at me and obviously heard everything I said. I tried to apologize, but he told me not to worry about it.

That's the last time I bashed an LSU player.

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Have you had to look a man or woman in the eye and tell them they no longer have a job? No longer have a income to feed their kids?

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Yes. Quite a few times.

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How did you handle it emotionally?

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Relieved. Every one of them was given multiple chances to improve job performance, but the ones I fired never improved. If they had done that, I wouldn't have had to fire them.

A friend of mine set me up on a blind date with his girlfriend's roommate for the first home game of my freshman year at LSU. My date sounded just like Fran Drescher and she talked nonstop. She alternated between talking about herself and complaining about her ex-boyfriend.

I was trying to be nice, but eventually had enough. After the game, she wanted me to bring her to The Varsity, but I told her that I was going home because her nonstop talking gave me a headache. I ran into her a few hours later at Murphy's. She was pissed because I didn't bring her out after the game. I told her that she was the most annoying person I had ever met. She started screaming at me, saying that I was as bad as her ex. The bouncers showed up and told her that she had to leave. She tried to hit one of them, so the other bouncer picked her up, carried her out of the bar, and threw her on the sidewalk.

I saw her on campus a few times after that. Every time I saw her, she told me to give her a call so we could have a second date.