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Ever think about starting a human breast milk farm?

Posted on 5/26/17 at 8:54 pm
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
61326 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 8:54 pm
Breast milk is the new liquid gold. Anyone interested in hiring up a bunch of ladies and farming their breast milk in mass. It can sell for around $3.00 an ounce.

Video

LINK
Posted by jdeval1
Member since Dec 2009
7525 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 8:56 pm to
God it better make a lot of money. Can you imagine all of the hormones and feelings you'd have to deal with keeping them happy and comfortable?
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
86725 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 8:56 pm to
After a year, my wife quit breastfeeding and we had an entire chest freezer full of bags.

Don't think I didn't think about selling it

Posted by Adam4848
LA
Member since Apr 2006
19848 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 8:58 pm to
Ever accidentally pour some in your cereal?
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
16036 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 8:58 pm to
That video
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
45423 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 8:58 pm to
What does it look like?
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
61326 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 8:59 pm to
A chick can make 30,000 dollars a year just pumping her tits.

Round up 100 of them and drain them like the Matrix.
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
86725 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 8:59 pm to
Thin, watery, slightly yellow milk
Posted by CajunSoldier225
Member since Aug 2011
8990 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 8:59 pm to
It's the ultimate complimentary mixer with coffee. Why would I sell what I have stashed?
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31596 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 9:00 pm to
Any of y'all ever took a swig from your SO when she's lactating?
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
86725 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 9:01 pm to
When my wife got plugged, I may or may not have had to unplug it myself when the kid didn't have enough power...
Posted by SamuelClemens
Earth
Member since Feb 2015
11727 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 9:02 pm to
So further interfere with the natural biological system of passing immunity to the infants. Great.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198020 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 9:03 pm to
from my understanding, the lactating strippers offer the service for a little something
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 9:05 pm to
Makes a great white Russian.
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
24176 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 9:08 pm to
quote:

Any of y'all ever took a swig from your SO when she's lactating?


If by "swig" you mean sucked them like I had been parched in a desert, then maybe.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74618 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 9:09 pm to
quote:

Ever accidentally pour some in your cereal?


I might have "accidentally" done this. Yeah, "accidentally".
Posted by mailman
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
6143 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 9:11 pm to
Ayyy im milking over heree
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
49203 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 9:14 pm to
If they are OT 8s and up, I'd volunteer to milk them.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 9:14 pm to
Many of those sites selling breast milk don't screen the breast milk.


Our hospital gets donor breast milk for the NICU from an accredited breast milk bank. The milk goes through a screening/pasteurization process to make it safe. Diseases like HIV and hep B can be passed through breastmilk as well as certain drugs.


So if any parents are looking to buy breast milk...do your research and buy only from reputable places to make sure you aren't getting some HIV+ crackhead/methhead's milk so she can score another fix.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198020 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 9:14 pm to
how much for urine ?
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